Ok, I'm here today to tell you everything I know about Drug Dealing. I mean, we are mobsters after all, and we have to make cash somehoe.

These tips are especially useful at avoiding the law, when carrying large quantitiys of Narcotics. When you start out in this buisness, you don't have much. I know that I once didn't own a car, and walked to all of my Drug dealing Contacts.

During these walks, I would have to carry large amount of Drugs hidden in my bag. This is very risky, if I were to be searched while walking the streets, I could be holding a lot of evidence against me. So here are a few tips to avoid attracting attention while travelling while carrying.

1) Avoid the "Purposeful" walk.
Be sure to take your time in this journey, a rookie mistake is to rush the trip with the idea "The faster I go the less chance of being caught outside with drugs". This is a dead giveaway to police, if you look uncomfortable while walking, you draw attention. Stroll to your destination like you are on your way to visit a friend.

2) Avoid the "Quick Glance".
The "Quick Glance" is a major mistake that will get you caught for sure. It is the process of keeping your eyes locked down to the floor while walking, and Glancing quickly at police whom you pass. This is a sure sign of guilty that police look out for.

3) Avoid the "Locked Look".
The "Locked look" is where you notice police but intentionally try not to look at them, they see this as you fighting the urge to look guilty, thus making you look guilty. This can be evaded via the "Casual Walking look", as will be referenced later.

4) "The Casual Walking look".
While walking, to avoid looking like you have the "Locked Look", look around casually and smoothly, as though taking in the scenery. Be sure to look at the police, with a slight curiousity, yet avoid the "Lingering Stare."

5) Avoid the "Lingering Stare".
The "Lingering Stare." Is a simple mistake when using "The casual Walking look". If you allow your eyes to settle on the police for too long, even a second or two, you make yourself look Guilty, the trick is to flow your eyes naturally, find a different subject to look at and slowly take your eyes off of the police, as though they do not interest you much.

6) Try to have a companion with you.
If you are walking with a friend, you can make it look as though you are just out and about socialsing. Talking with your friend while using "The Casual Walking Look" works perfectly, and if your friend is also carrying, it can double the profit. A mistake for using this method is the "Passing Silence".

7) Avoid the "Passing Silence".
As you walk past police, try to keep talking casually to your friend, if you become silent as you pass by the police, you will look guilty. If you can keep the convosation going steady and relaxed as they pass, they will not want to bother interrupting you to ask to search you.


These are all of the tips a New Dealer needs to know when carrying large quantitys of Narcotics. They will help you avoid the law and needless Jail times.

Thank you for your time.

Thanks for the tips underscores, I have one of my own to add...

8) Avoid the "throwaway".

If approached by police officers - often a persons natural reation is to panic a bit, take the drugs from your bag and throw them away into the nearest bush or whatever. This is like waving a red rag at a bull and is likely to end in disaster. Much better to remain calm, answer any questions politely - if they ask to search your person ask them for what reason (they would generally need to have a better reason than 'you look a bit suspicious'). However if you follow rules 1-7 above hopefully it won't come to that.

Thank you for the contribution, I have never really thought about that one.

He smiles and ponders.

Guess you learn something new everyday, if anyone has any other tips, feel free to share.

Yeah, I used the throwaway, it worked ok, the cops searched me and didnt find anything, but I went back later to get them, but someone had stolen them...The Bastards!

Tommy walks along poking bushes with a stick trying to find some thrown-away drugs

I have a tip, 

9) "Be my guest"

If the police ask to search your bag full of goodies.....let them. Then either let them take some in exchange for their silence, or smash them over their heads with a rubber hose concealed in your pocket.

Good or what! :P 

I love the Idea Farrel, but I think that hitting them would draw rather alot of attention to yourself, something which is bad for buisness for people like us.

Im sure they would take a small bribe to look the other way if you get caught, but I'd much rather save myself the bribe money and not get caught.

he smiles deviously.

Yeah maybe I should clarify - "The Throwaway" could be a useful manoeuvre if you don't already have the attention of the police officers in question (if they are not directly looking at you) but if you are standing right next to them or they already have their eye on you it's only likely to attract unwanted attention to yourself and they are going to wonder what it is you had to get rid of so urgently. In the latter case it's probably better to try and talk yourself out of being searched.

I'll tell you what;

I'll tell you what to say to a cop if they start asking questions while you're holding drugs

You tell that cop to "Go suck a lemon"

thanks for the tips mate. its really appreciated

Q_Legacy stand listening and thinking about his personal appearance while carrying drugs

Some of these things I had never thought about.  I'll have to evaluate my "drug gait" and tighten some things up.

Nice method organization for the new or rusty to drug dealing.