Mafia Weekly

Major War

By Coach

On January 17,1932 Godmother of Philadelphia,and Acting Head of Los



Angeles,declared war on Las Vegas. For weeks Godmother ScipitaRourke



plotted her attack on Godmother Aurora of Las Vegas,on January 17,she



felt it was time to launch a war.

Philadelphia and Los Angeles began their attack on Vegas,soon



Godfather BoabyWanKenobi and all of New Orleans were involved,aiding



Aurora. The four cities fought hard,after a few hours,Saint Louis, New



York,and Detroit became involved. Saint Louis,fighting with Vegas and



The Big Easy,New York and Detroit helping Philadelphia in their attack



for power.

Finally,after many long hours,many deaths,the war was over.



Philadelphia and her allies were victorious. While Philly was lucky



enough not to lose any captains,other cities were not so fortunate.



Godmother Aurora,along with her three captains,_Ragnarok_,



Inspector_Clauseau,Olav, and BrianRourke were killed. New Orleans lost



Godfather BoabyWanKenobi,Don Battista,Don GiovanniBovine,and


Consigliere fatality. Saint Louis lost Godfather Rhuarc, and Don


Striphe.

Detroit lost LilyEvans,and Los Angeles lost Don Morgan. While



many,many others,(Will be mentioned in Obit section) lost their



lives,fighting for their families,and what they believed in,may they



all rest in peace.

January 17 - War section

By Coach

1.Tony-Sperio





2.Mindless





3.Gantz





4.Inspector_Clouseau





5.Il_Siciliano





6.LoRd_SHin





7.Olav





8.Awesom-E-Ness





9.akomulto





10.Mob-Marley





11.Deacon





12.Striphe





13.philli-stein





14.doncampbell1189





15.Warden





16.BrianRourke





17.Amelia





18.Verona





19.Major_77





20.Chris_Moltisanti





21.ttarrab





22.Mezz





23.Larry





24.Rhuarc





25.kismu





26.jynxed_jade





27.GiovanniTorrio





28.Donatella





29.tita





30.Frickin_Revenge





31.-MichaelMyers-





32.rik94523





33.BlackStacks





34.The_Person





35.Cariad





36.Rich_Uncle_Pennybags





37.Fatality





38.Risque





39.Jack_Bauer





40.Ember





41.Torumees33





42.Baby_B





43.TommyTattaglia





44.BoabyWanKenobi





45.Tom_Hagen





46.eggtimer





47.Julius_Caesar





48.Bloedsuier





49.JohnMerrick





50.ExternalLink





51.StellaOne





52.LadyGanja





53.mikron





54.Auset





55.Rufus





56._iocaste_





57.Aurora





58.Panda





59.Mad-Frank





60.RW318





61.Ricky_Roma





62.Sepultura





63.Corky





64.Reilly





65.Don_Quixote





66.Alan_Wake





67.Alexander_de_Luca





68.Vodkahol





69.Saint_Cav





70.JackRuby





71.Windy





72.ShyRonnie





73.Bald_Scouse_Virgin





74.Layla





75.The_King





76.Abyssor





77.Clown





78.Gorgon





79.Eolande





80.druglord





81.azerethum





82.McKnighter





83.Ozstriker





84.Epic_Dean





85.TheDeathCalls





86.YummyToffee





87.TitoSantana





88.Chevlios





89.bighead





90.JakeWhite





91.LordX





92.Frankie_Gogolak





93.El_Nino





94.Listerine_Tripe





95.ChanelCruize





96.Tritium





97.LilyEvans





98.Henry_Hill_jr





99.tt8080





100.serpico





101.Warsteiner





102.TesleR





103.Rudolph





104.donny-lepeck





105.ToxicoIridum





106.Banshee





107.VonGoLA_GoKuDeRa





108.Rhia





109.FCUK





110.Morgan





111.Father-Homer





112.GiovanniBovine





113.Big_Mike





114.Mikhail-Faustin





115.G_man





116.RoryRourke





117.Scottish_Mike





118.Vito_Vidi





119.Red-Scorpion





120.Jewish_Jake





121.Drom_Lombino





122.katc1018





123.Roxanne





124.JohnnyDriver





125.Oderus





126._Ragnarok_





127.DonPardo





128.Gone





129.Die_Clause





130.Gimp

131. Battista

Weekly Joke

By Coach

Whilst it may not be a joke,it is an important lesson,you should never forget.

"Remember,when someone annoys you,it takes 42 muscles in your face



to frown, BUT,it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm,and bitch slap



that motherfucker upside the head."

Authorization section

By Coach

Following the war,and many deaths,there are happier times,times to rebuild,with that,I give you the authorization section.

Don Lucretia_Borgia
of New York,was given permission to move her crew to Las Vegas,and
achieve the rank of Godmother! It is a well deserved 'Promotion',I wish
you luck in Vegas.

Don Kates,leader of The Renaissance,got the word from Godfather
PedroRourke to move to New Orleans as Godmother,congratulations Kates
and The Renaissance! 

Crew Leader Cryptic,from New York,has moved to Las Vegas to serve under Godmother Lucretia Borgia. Congratulations!

Godmother Lucretia Borgia authed Consigliere Giovanni_Bontade,to
serve under her in the city of Vegas. Congratulations to
Giovanni_Bontade,and The Inscrutables!

Godmother Lucretia Borgia has also authed a loyal member of
hers,Consigliere Youngsta,to serve as one of her
captains,congratulations to The House of Medici!

Godmother Kates is also extending New Orleans,she has authed her
son,and business partner,Jack_Macleod as New Orleans Captain.
Congraulations to Jack Macleod and Épice de la Vie!

Congratulations to Return_of_Ghost and The Revival on your Detroit Auth!!

Congratulations to The_Dean and The Lions Den on your New York Auth!!

Godfather Paul_Vidi - Dead January 22

Godfather,yes Godfather,of Saint Louis,was killed by
Wackback yesterday evening. Paul_Vidi was a wonderful man and
CrewLeader,he will certainly be missed. Rest in peace,Godfather Vidi.

_{Written,published,and edited by Coach.}

I enjoyed this new paper to our streets, Other than a few printing faults it was respectable.

I must say I wish there were a few more articles to read and keep me interested, and that perhaps omitting the Obits section. I also think that a more in depth Artilce could have gone into Godfather Paul_Vidi's fatal accident, it's a big story after all.

Other than a few changes, this could turn into a very successful paper, keep up the good work.

I agree with underslashies, apart from the huge spaces between lines and a few other things this could be a briilant paper.

Tommy lifts the paper, grabs his coffee and walks off

A very goos effort & good read. Long may it continue

Check this out everybody it's the D to tha R to tha E to tha X to tha L, the XL stands for extra-large, people

We saw this happen a few months back, the streets being flooded with newspapers, all lacking in real substance and all pretty much redundant, re-hashing news that anyone who spends time in the streets already knows. I hope this does not become again. It is unnecesary.

Drexl puts the paper back on the stands, longing for a paper like the great Godfather Lucretia's paper that along with fact, included commentary and opinions that made for an interesting read.

Xanxus cut into his morning pancakes, coated with just the right amount of syrup. He then leaned over to take up a new newspaper. His house keeper had brought it over with the regular ones. He looked at it and found his eyes a little disoriented. Despite that, he did manage to finish it off, and then lifted his fork.

"A good effort, but reduce the spacings to make it easy on th eyes."

Thanks everyone for the feedback. I apologize about the large spaces,this damned typewriter does it automatically,I'll just have to find a way to fix that. Expect Issue Two to be coming out next weekend.

Informative paper Coach, enjoyable reading, I look forward to the next issue.

Interesting paper i must admit... nicely done, except for the spaces in between. But that is just a small detail. Good work!

Q_Legacy takes the paper and sits to have a cup of coffee while reading

Looks good, keep working on it.  I wont comment any further as everyone has made the suggestions that will make this a good read.

i like this, very interesting

Good paper overall. I would like to see more of this paper. I say, it would be a good read for me after a busy day of stictching up rats with girbles and such.

Great first paper, Has a lot of potential

Just brush up a few things and you'll be in business