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| South Philly Gets Raided | Started by: Kairi on Mar 21, '16 19:34 |
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Kairi walks into her new headquarters in South Philly, with a smile on her face she walks around and inspects the state of everything. She bends over and looks at a table and sees a thick layer of dust. Kairi sighs and looks at Sprechstallmeister, "This place needs a deep cleaning, can you call the cleaning crew to come clean this place top to bottom?" TheBootyBandit pops into the headquarters seemingly out of no where. "Did someone say bottom?" Kairi giggles and says, "Yes but not that kind of bottom, we need to deep clean this place as it is quite dusty." Bandit looks around and says, "Yea, we should get out of here before we all start sneezing. Ladies first!" Sprech takes his cue and starts walking out as Bandit creeps up behind him and pinches his ass. Sprech lets out a scream as Kairi giggles and says, "You walked right into that one Sprech!" Then they all walk out to return once everything is all cleaned up. A couple days pass by and the workers have finally cleaned up the headquarters so it can be inhabited. Kairi walks into her office and looks around, it's decorated in royal purple with black and white accents. Sprech walks up behind her and says , "It looks great! Definitely seems like something you would pick out." Kairi smiles and goes to sit in her office chair, "Our headquarters is filled to the brim and there are people out there looking for a place to go, we need to get someone to set up a new headquarters here in South Philly. Is there anyone that you can think of that might be a good fit?" Sprech thinks for a moment, "Well there is someone who is always around and trying to help the family out. As well playing grab ass with every..." Bandit pops in and says, "Did someone say ass?" Sprech finishes his sentence, "...one. Yea we were just talking about your obsession with grabbing everyone's butts, why do you do that anyways." Bandit grins and starts to explain it, "When I was young I watched someone run around the town touching butts everywhere and it always made everyone giggle and laugh so I aspired to do the same thing, you could say that joy is life's biggest treasure and I always seek it." Kairi looked over to Sprech and they have a silent conversation and she looks over to Bandit with a smile, "You know, we were just discussing the need for someone to lead another headquarters over here in South Philly. Would you be interested in heading a family here in our district? Just think of all the butts around for you to grab!" Bandits eyes light up and he runs over and grabs both Kairi's and Sprech's booty at the same time and says, "It would be an honor! And I know exactly what we will be called!" Later that day, Kairi and Bandit walk out of his new headquarters as a crowd has gathered. Kairi smiles at the crowd and proclaims, "It's my honor to tell you all that TheBootyBandit will be starting a family of his own here! Everyone welcome our newest family South Philly Treasure Seekers to our beautiful city! None of our rear ends are safe now!" |
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Positioning herself against the wall to rest as well as keep a watchful eye on TheBootyBandit, Rose sipped the coffee she purchased on the way back to their new Headquarters. The day was tiresome with the big move to South Philly, and with the added excitement of one of their own branching out, well Rose was thankful to be resting finally. After Kairi had finished with the announcements, Rose called out to TheBootyBandit. "Congratulations on the new venture TheBootyBandit. It is well deserved. I am looking forward to continue working together, and helping South Philly prosper to its full potential. Cheers!!" |
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| Reply by: Rose at Mar 22, '16 06:19 | |
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Outside the HQ lighting my cigar thinking about the air is different in Philly when I noticed Booty walk by Way to go TheBootyBandit!!! I am proud to see one of our own grow and spread their wings. Leadership is no easy task but you shall overcome this minor obstacle with ease. Turn towards the new HQ to continue puffing my last NY cigar. |
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