Matterhorn rumbled loudly at the world below. The most grandfatherly of all mountains, Matterhorn was crafted in the image of the Gods.....if only the Gods looked like mountains and had bobsled rides going through them at all times. AND YETIS! Can't forget about those yetis. Anyway, Matterhorn rumbled loudly at the world below.

WORLD BELOW.

The world below responded.

"What up, son? Where's the cracka-lackin bizness at dawgggggggg?"

Matterhorn rumbled back quizzically:

ENGLISH PLEASE?

The world below responded.

"Oh right, I forgot you are a mountain. What do you need, Matterhorn?"

Matterhorn rumbled back again.

I AM FORMING A SYNDICATE CALLED "THE EMO ENTOURAGE." IT WILL BE GREAT AND IT WILL SPREAD LIKE WILDFIRE AMONGST PEOPLES OF THE WORLD. IT IS SUPERIOR TO ALL OTHER ORGANIZATIONS.

The world below responded as one:

"What for? This doesn't make much sense."

Matterhorn rumbled like a Rumblesaurus Rex:

IT DOESN'T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE. AS I HAVE SPOKEN, LET IT BE TOLD TO THE REST OF THE WORLD.

So true to form, "The Emo Entourage was founded. Matterhorn then began raining business cards from the sky. They read:

The Emo Entourage: Be an emo. It's better than being SpaceMountain.

wow man it's been EMOtional...

I'm in!

Sao flies in and listens to the mountain speak. He is intrigued by said entourage and jumps up and down with excitement.

I want to be an emo!!!

He then begins flailing his arms trying to get the mountains attention.

The Dean walked towards the great mountain, slouched and dull. The rings around his eyes were accentuated by the suns beams that tried to ease their way over Matterhorn.

I AM THE GREAT MATTERHORN. He rumbled. NOT EVEN THE SUN COULD MOUNT ME.

Uhmmm, yeah... Dean agreed in a low monotonous tone. I err, heard about your organization. I guess I am in by default, he had sighed as if his world was over. Okay, I will go back to my room now.

The Dean hobbled back to wherever it was he came from with his "HI I AM EMO :(" T-shirt and a stack of buiness cards for his imaginary friends.