I've decided to get creative today (unlike my arch nemesis, Falcon)
and share with you some Acrostic Poetry that I wrote while waiting for
Mose to finishing harvesting the beets this morning.

I have tailored this on the back of my new slanty suit, so that any
possible attacker that may try and stalk me from the rear knows exactly
what they'll be getting themselves in to:

Determined

Worker

Intense

Good Worker

Hard Worker

Terrific

I think these words best describe me, and what I bring to the table on a daily basis.

I also went out of my way to do an Acrostic Poem of my last name,
but I decided to leave that off my suit, so as to not embarrass the
beta males too much with my superior word-smithing.

Succulent

Cunning

Hellcat

Really good at selling paper

Underwear Model

Telekinetic

Eludes bear attacks

I've also taken the liberty of doing one for Falcon, since I'm sure
he is far too unoriginal to come up with his own Acrostic Poem.

Feckless

ASSinine (I know it is spelled wrong, but I don't care.)

Lame Ass

Crappy

Oaf

Nitwit

So tell me, what best describes you? Acrostic Poetry only please,
although a brief description of said poem not in the appropriate format
is also acceptable.

You never know what potential associates may be stumbling by this street corner, so do your best to impress them!

If that was an attempt at doing your own version of what Dwight has done here, I think you got it wrong.

He raises an eyebrow.

Dwight, Im going to get you. Yes I am. Vengence shall be mine.

Fly away, Falcon.

Fly away.

Uhm, excuse me. Appears that someone just vanished.

He looks around suspisiously.

It appears the Matterhorn has disappeared magically from this street corner.

This is a perfect example of my Telekinetic powers at work.

Inspired, Becca pulls out a pen and her powder-blue diary and begins to pen her own acrostic:

Refined
Elegant
Brought up well
Enthused
Champagne
Connoisseur
Ass like WHOA

The

Hopefullness

Eventually

_

Lies

Instigate

A

Revolution

The Liar tips his hat, not remotely ashamed of himself for participating.

Seems some folks think it's acceptable to be stealing GaryBusey's method of expressing philosophical ideas to the masses.

If GaryBusey wasn't all loved up on MDMA, there would be trouble.

Svelte and tremendous

Undoubtedly stupendous

Poised for success

Epitome of finesse

Revered by the masses

Jew likes nice asses*

Everyone's dreamboat

Wet poos sometimes float.

*Author's acknowledgement from the inspiration from Ms. RebeccaMacleod

The crowd go wild, but instead of real cheering it's just that weird thing where people just whisper 'rah rah'. I don't get that shit. It's not as if it even sounds like people cheering anyway. Wankers.

Rah rah.

Not

Only

A

Heart-breaker,

Lauded

Eloquent

Voice

Equipped,

Now

Stool

That

Enters

In

Nursery-rhyme

The Liar gives you Noah Levenstein, ladies and gentlemen. What a guy!

Vivacious

Oracle

Lusciously and

Undoubtedly

Portraying

Tegumenting yet

Understanding

Of her

Unabounding

Sultriness

After glancing back over her work, she grins and nods her head, then disappears with only a flash of white and red.

Mucaholic

Respectable

.

Brilliant

Leader

Always

Coordinating

Kickassery

He thinks for a moment about his own Riddle.

Not really sure how that would go to be honest. So I will pay $50,000 to the Most creative Poem based on my name (Whatever it may be). I look forward to any attempts.

He realises his mistake pondering a Riddle, when this is obvious a Poem and shrugs.

I will start with a suggestin, as some of you Call me Sir:

Stimulating
Interllectual
Reasoning

Now, as you can call me what you wish, Sit could be any number of things. As you may call me what you wish.

Undeniably one the most 

Notorious street speakers

Daring and

Exiting

Rough and brutal

Speaks his mind

Laughter 

And

Sarcasm

Has the 

I of the tiger

Everyones jealous of the under

Slashies!!

'Call him what you wish'

I call him Underslashies by the way

That was a great Poem Tommy.

Thank you for taking the time to make it.