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| Positive Affirmation Recket | Started by: invidious on Dec 08, '07 09:36 |
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Hey yous someonestaking pot shots at yous? is yo family complaining of yous lack of motivation? depressed from the hollardays? well I gots the ting for yous! for a mere $200 you can get a positive affirmation to perk up your droop. contact invidous for a little pep talk. have a good day, yous is lookin' clean and well shaven, keep it up. |
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*A scruffy faced man chomping on a cigar stands on the curb listening and steps up to invidious* A pep talk huh? I could use a good pep talk with the holidays coming up. *Puffs away on his cigar* |
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| Reply by: Sarfas at Dec 08, '07 09:59 | |
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I see by your choice of cigars that you are a gentleman with a taste for the finer things! It is apparent that you have enjoyed much success in your life. You have an aura of competence that I am sure accompanied you through the countless grand achievements that have made you a rising star. Your boss must be quite proud of your contributions towards making his family great. |
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| Reply by: invidious at Dec 08, '07 13:14 | |
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*Tips his hat and offers up a cigar to invidious* You know i feel better already. Thanks a lot for the postive words you offer. I believe there are many more that could use your services and i wish you well in your business. *walks away with a slight smile* |
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| Reply by: Sarfas at Dec 08, '07 13:27 | |
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Luongo walks up to inviduous, takes a swig frohis hipflask and begins to speak You know man, I think I can use a bit of a moral booster. Ever since me wife left me, I have been hitting the bottle daily.Slowly my life has been heading towards rock bottom. I do though have this one girl that is interested and I think if I can get out of this moral slump I am in, I could possibly have a better future. Help me man please help me. Luongo removes his hip flask and tosses it away.He decides that with the help of inviduous he will better his life and himself |
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| Reply by: Luongo at Dec 08, '07 13:34 | |
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Surely your love of the drink is evidence of your love of life and the good times that surround you. Your wife was obviously insecure in your superior presence, a trait that I am sure your new, more far more beautiful girlfriend finds irresistable. You are on top of the world! |
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| Reply by: invidious at Dec 08, '07 13:45 | |
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A smile comes across Luongo's face.He nows he cannot shed a tear being a mafioso and all.He tends his hand out to the man and thanks him.Luongo feels much better about himself as he says a last few words before taking off to begin his new life Man those words hit me right in the heart man. I think I will now be able to turn over a new leaf in this life. Thank you for your words good sir. I will remember this day. The day Invidious changed my life. He shakes the mans hand again and turns out towards his first stop in his new life.The house of the girl who is interested |
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| Reply by: Luongo at Dec 08, '07 13:50 | |
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