Sifting through the logs my father left behind in his passing I noticed a trend in this wiggle idiots train of thought, 

Page one explains that when RemyLeParanoid is approached with fake coffee shop conversations (here say evidence) he builds his own internal paranoia.

Page two details the people he feared wether it be a rogue group of people who have never spoken to each other or a group named Niflheim and all its members as a threat. 

Page three details his pedestal he sits upon with his "friend" SpikeS guarding his back and his puppet Rayln jumping when he says jump RemyLeParanoid is easily one of the most rattleable crew leaders this world has ever seen

What will happen next? Only RemyLeParanoid can build a paranoia to exact his revenge on the whispers in his mind.

RIP WiggleFanGirl4Lyfe it's gonna be fun watching you curled up in a fetal position crying because the whispers turn you yelling and gunshots

It could not have been moments after such a rare and exhilarating street speech was given that Hogans ears were drawn. This was something new and refreshing. A thug freely coming out to speak his mind on matters he seems to be very aware of. On sources that were not actually cited this man dared to be different, to be bold and courageous. To speak out against a current leader, the Wiggle Fan. 

Hogan could not contain his joy. A young person with such ambition was certainly meant for greatness...Until he stated he was going to have fun watching the wiggle fan wiggle no more. Hogan outraged by such comments decided to put on his yellow tank top and approach the mad man. 

The music began to play. Hogan made his way down from his apartment from where he heard the young man proclaiming the paranoia of the fan girl. Hulk was not about to let a Hulk-A-Maniac get trashed unless it was him doing the trashing. He was flexing every few steps. Sporadically pointing at passersbyers and those that listened to the man but did not care to put the energy in speaking back to him. Perhaps its because they have heard the same thing to many times. The same story told too many times. The same scenario that would make life too redundant and dull.

WELL YOU KNOW SOMETHING BROTHER I DON'T APPRECIATE THE NAME CALLING DUDE! I DON'T LIKE THE IDEA THAT YOU WOULD HAVE FUN WATCHING THE WIGGLE FAN WIGGLE NO MORE AMIGO! 

The Hulkster pauses for a brief moment of flexing. He continues, 

YOU SEE DUDE NOT MANY PEOPLE HAVE THE TALENTS TO LEAD CREWS AND CITIES. I IMAGINE THERE WOULD BE A CERTAIN LEVEL OF PARANOIA WONDERING IF YOU WOULD GET TOPPLED OVER JUST FOR WIGGLING TOO MUCH OR BEING TOO SPIKY OR HAVING A LETTER IN YOUR NAME THAT LOOKS LIKE THE LETTER i BUT IS REALLY L. WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY HERE DUDE IS JUST LAY OFF THE LITTLE HULK-A-MANIAC!

Hulk rips his shirt and points at the guy. He picks him up and scoop slams him on the nearby patch of grass. How thoughtful to not do it on the pavement. 

YOU KNOW ANOTHER THING BROTHER IS ALWAYS MAKE SURE YOU HAVE YOUR EVIDENCE PROVIDED! SOME OF US GET EXCITED ABOUT READING THINGS OR SEEING FACTS PRESENTED BEFORE US AND WHEN THEY ARE'NT CLEARLY LAID OUT, ITS DISTURBING COMPADRE!     

Hogan performs the atomic leg drop on the lifeless individual. His limbs flew in the air. His eyes widened as he gasped for air. Hogan had just finished another jabroni.

NOW CROWDSOURCED, WHATCHYA GONNA DO WHEN HULK-A-MANIA AND REMYPOO RUN WILD ON YOU!? 

I am a real american begins to play. Hogan then taunts and flexes and signs a few autographs for local Philadelphia humans aka Philadelphiles. 

Hulk-Hogan,  Whatacha going to do when the bread and butter of these paranoid rogues stay dead?Flex your muscles today and they can deflate tomorrow.

It appears another puppet master has stepped forward claiming RemyLeParanoid to be his puppet. This puppet master has one thing in common, he's delusional. This random music he hears magically appearing must be some sort of disorder he has. I hear no music nor do I see a yellow shirt on this delusional puppet master I can only see the men from the padded rooms combing the streets looking for an escaped patient. 

But I guess we can't be surprised that one paranoid egomaniac has a cult following of other egomaniacal people especially since RemyLeParanoid himself by name claims to be a puppet of the late wigglebutt.

And btw I never said "wiggle no more" I'm pretty sure RemyLeParanoid is good at wiggling in damp dark stanky places, how else does it explain his preferential treatment when entering SpikeS "headquarters" from the rear doorway reserved for trash

All that salt isn't good for your cholesterol CrowdSourced. 

No salt here puppet but very creative comeback, I'm surprised I couldn't find the strings working your mouth of originality but then again I'm not surprised anymore when it comes to you and some new found obsession with salt, perhaps a doctor could prescribe a pill you can take lots of with alcohol to help tide over that obsession and sever the strings you let everyone else pull.

Hogan looks at the guy talking from the floor. He did not realize that Crowdsourced was still so conscious. When he realized that Crowdsourced was unable to properly hear or see the Hulkster immediately decided to help rush him to the hospital. The Cholesterol may have been to high from that salt or the Atomic Leg drop may have shook him to the point of not realizing what is going on around him.

Hogan put his doctor outfit on and started performing CPR. 

CAN YOU SEE THE SHIRT DUDE!? WHAT COLOR IS IT BROTHER?!

The eyes of Crowdsourced were so sporadic looking everywhere and not staying stable. His head was a bit like heavy and he couldn't sit up properly. Hogan knew just the thing for the young man.

LISTEN TO THIS SONG AND FLEX WITH ME!

Without a second to lose the Hulkster put on his theme and Crowdsourced was coming back to his normal self. A genuine Hulk-A-Maniac. It was a beautiful sight to behold. The young man immediately got up and began flexing with Hogan! The Hulkster couldnt let the new fan go without his own gear so Hogan gave him his brand new clothes. 

HERE YOU GO BROTHER, WHERE IT WITH PRIDE! 

Crowdsourced dawned his new outfit and what a sexy mother hulkster he was. With that Hogan was off again taunting and flexing to the music that Crowdsourced was listening too and bobbing his head with as he flexed as well. What a Hulk-A-Maniac! 

Ummm...Ok this is just not acceptable.

Hogan leaves the conversation because he realizes Crowdsourced has put his entire being into the mafia world. makes sense why he is so upset about his papa getting shot. 

John listened in disgust as yet another angry descendant of a wiped out mafioso spewed nonsensical insults and conspiracies that his father had apparently written down before he  bit the big one. His disgust quickly turned to anger as the man went from ridiculous insults to actually wishing Don WFG4L dead. Insults John could handle, it was after all part of the life from time to time, but John took even small threat's too his Don very seriously. As he started to step forward, however, he saw Hogan walking angrily toward the man before going on his own tirade and body slamming the loudmouth....

...Later that evening John saw the man's picture in the Evening Gazette obit section as he was sipping his nightcap. Thinking maybe Hogan's body-slam did more damage than intended John read the small blurb under the picture only to find that the coward had decided to end his own life. Taking a long sip of his whiskey John whispered to himself: 

Even if I don't like what he is saying I can at least respect a man who is willing to speak his mind and stand up for what he believes in. A coward who hurls insults and then takes the easy way out....may your ancestors forever live in shame.

Miss_Niki was confused as to how a dead man who took his own life would be able to witness the death of her dear friend WiggleFanGirl4Lyfe . 

He must have been very drunk as he was shouting silly things from the rooftop, then jumped to his own death.