Good morning and afternoon and welcome to the final issue of the Reaper Daily. This final issue will echo the spirit of the Repaer Daily (GRIS) before I burn it with a match.

JOKE

Do you want to hear a dirty joke?

A 2003 white bmw drove in the mud HA!

OBITTTTTS

ElPatron None Gangster Dead Jan 21, '10 21:19 Jan 28, '10 21:20
-TommyWillis None Gangster Dead Jan 21, '10 20:53 Jan 28, '10 20:54
katherine-chan None Gangster Dead Jan 21, '10 20:44 Jan 28, '10 20:44


They have died rest in peace we will miss you all.

TIME LEFT in KATES PETTY TIMER

1 minute and 8 seconds.

Vote or fly!

What is your favorite drug?

1. Cokaine
2. Marijuana
3. ScipitaRourke
4. Tokyo

People in Jail!

The city jail is currently empty. Why don't you go deal some drugs and help it fill up?

Damn! Sluts!

FIN

Kates climbs on the top of The Reaper Daily printing press and lights a match. As she flees into the streets, it explodes behind her. Goodbye, Reaper Daily. If only a paper could rise soon to challenge thy legacy...

Good read, but it was better under former ownership.

I agree entirely. I can only see great distances because I have stood on the shoulders of giants. And so on. Etc.

He watches the spectalce in awe.

Great end, to a crappy paper.

GRHS Reaper Daily

Plots the rise of The Pearer Daily


Rest assured, Reaper Daily.. You WILL be avenged.

At least Reaper Daily went out in style...

Will Kates Daily have future updates about the time left in both your Petty and Felony timer?

If only the original Reaper Daily could have thought of that idea, it might still be in business today.

Hmm, this is an interesting paper. Might I suggest that it include my own petty timer as well? I would get a lot more use out of that, I think. Keep up the good work, though! I look forward to more quality publications of ... oh, this is the last one, then? Sorry. Lucretia chortles as she walks away.

What a shame Reapers Daily is no more.

Wipes a tear and slowly walks away with head hung low.

Reaper Daily is no more?  I would be very upset if it wasn't for the spare copies that I have in my office of the papers 1 through 9.

Q_Legacy heads to his office to read through all of the reaper daily issues before storing them in his safe and bringing them out when there is a lull in the paper industry

God rest your sweet sweet soul, Reaper Daily....

Sadly... i must agree! I though Reaper would improve instead of this... RIP!

Where can I find this drug called "Tokyo"?

It's good to see the touching funeral.

and there was woman on the back of this BMW, and she got dirty too. 

because the windows were open;)

This paper was too short to maintain my attention for an adequate ammount of time. But I suppose it was rather a impressive read and now I must go find this "Tokyo" you speak of...

ScipitaRourke is definitely my favourite drug.

Nods, and moves away from the flames

awwww..final issue already Godmother Kates?

i thought you will flipside the current condition of that paper..but its good to see fire in this winter climate

I was hoping the same thing pucky_returns..

Anyway, It's good that we'll see more quality (actually more work in each speach/paper) in the streets from now on.

TheSandman stands and watches the flames

Wow when Godfather Kates took over the Reaper Daily I thought it would have been improved and well it has slightly. This is now the hottest paper going.

TheSandman runs to nearest shop and steals some marshmellows and offers them around.