TheMollusk leans up against a lamp post respectfully and lights a cigar

I am curious, sir.

How does one "respectfully" light a cigar. In what way do you do this?

It is imperative that I learn how, because I am now a RHM, and I will be needing to light my cigars in a respectful manner at meetings all across our fine country.

But that is just lighting a cigar. In the simplest way possible. Surely there is more to it than that? I want to lean respectfully on things, how do I do so?

TUTOR ME, PLEASE!

Speaking of people and private conversations with their leaders.... and by following your lead here I am simply speaking in general terms... if someone has a problem with the rules set forth by their respective leader, whether it be about dueling or any other matter, then their needs to be a private conversation with said leader.

Now me, if I were a leader, I personally wouldn't mind dueling. If you want to be careless with your life and your legacy then so be it. But I would carry a don't come crying to me to rule if you lose. But I am not currently a leader and that is not my decision to make. Your leader is also known as your BOSS. Which means he/she makes the rules and you have to follow without question. It can sometimes suck but that's just the way the world works.

Quite simply there shouldn't and, since the latest town hall meeting, can't be any restrictions on dueling at all. If two willing and eager people want to duel each other so be it. I recommend it as a great way to settle your differences. I like to make some popcorn and watch.

Now this is all fine and good on the condition that the two parties are in agreement on this matter, or there is some dispute that arises between the two. The problem exists with unsolicited or unmerited requests to duel. Just because No Name Joe from around the corner gets bored and starts issuing duel requests to everyone on the block I think he deserves a nice talking to before someone takes the offer the wrong way and decides he doesn't deserve a chance to shoot back. 

If a leader prohibits my guess would be their members worth is far more valuable then risking their life over a duel. Then again, we have leaders who will take on hits by killing one of their valued members for a few million instead of defending their threatened family member.  

Meh. You can't fix stupid. Can't troll it either, as it fails to notice it's being trolled.

Shogun walks off into the sunset to make fun of Porkchop's boner.

You will also need a gag ball dipped in gasoline then light your cigar Shogun.

That sounds fun! Will it make me more important?

Are you important? I guess we will determine that after you follow up on the above free and easy  lesson on how to light up a cigar.

One way on finding out how important you are is we can place a 25 mil hit on you and see if your CL kills you and if not then you are important.

I am sure I could arrange for this to happen.