Yo mamma is so ugly that people confuse her as Matterhorn's twin.

Yo mama so dumb, you had to tell that same shitty joke twice

Yo momma so fat when she tried to get on the elevator the other people yelled "NO GO PLEASE"

Yo momma so fat when she puts on a rain coat people yell "TAXI"

Yo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong

Yo momma's so dumb her brain cells are on the endangered species list

Yo momma's so dumb she spent 30 minutes lookin at an orange juice box because it said concentrate

Yo momma's so dumb when you were born she looked at your umbilical cord and said Wow it comes with cable too

Yo momma's so dumb when the computer said Press any key to continue she couldn't find the Any key

Yo mama so nasty she put Salt Water in her underwear to keep her crabs fresh

yo momma's so fat, she stood on the scales and it said to be continued

Kingwillie that jokes older than your grandma's kickstart vibrator.