Sammy fingered the gun in his hand nervously.  He looked at Tom.

"Hey, man, this'll work out fine, right?"

Tom airily waves his hand.  He says confidently:

"Yeah, sure.  They've just got one guy watching it.  Real skinny guy, no problem.

Quietly, the two thugs sneak through the alley to the back of the build.  A meduim-size, unmarked truck sits there.  Sammy immediately creeps surreptitiously up to it and begins picking the lock.  After a few minutes, a "click" could be heard. 

"Got it!"

They open the back of the truck, revealing cartons of illegal liquor.

"Alright, good job, Sammy.  Now, let's get this back to the boss and-- and..."

The thugs realize someone is standing behind them.  They hear deep voice speaking in a thick Russian accent.

"Mother alvays tell me: do not take vat is not yours." 

The bodies were never found.

Would the liquor worth the risk if they got it?

While listening to the story he lights up his spliff

Dear Sir, I believe Sammy and Tom made a big mistake. Never steal from the Russians. We as the American Mafia should not get involved with the Russians.

As for M_Stacci's questions, booze is always the risk. Same as woman are worth any risk.

I would most definitely say that messing with the Russians over their alchol is a very bad idea, it is their holy water.

Worth the riks if guarded by anyone else, but by the Russians? No.

Daniel, xxx

"Especially vodka. Dang, dude, you woud be SCREWED! Now I want a drink."

Marky walks off cluelessly looking for the Russian guy's van.

Darth Torin laughs at the foolishness of the two young thugs.

"If your going to steal, anything, make sure you have the firepower to do so. Otherwise, when you meet that person who is unhappy with you, you'll end up like Sammy and Tom. Dead and forgotten."

Mnirem blinks.

"Firepower, huh? I think I have a toothpick here somewhere..."