Well ladies and gentleman here we are at the grandest stage of them all! New York City! I have to say i am so excited for tonight. Surely there will be some sort of spectacle that we can all look forward to and feast our eyes upon. Today as we all know, is National Sibling day. This is one of the most beautiful worldly times where we can share with one another how much we really do love our brothers and sisters...

The Hulk Hogan theme song began to start playing. Hobos and police everywhere began cheering. Some even began to rip off their shirts in such excitement. 

Well here he comes the man himself, Hulk Hogan! The man the myth the legend no doubt and he is making his way down to the squared circle of the streets to proclaim to everyone how excited he is for National Sibling Day!

The Hulkster was periodically flexing with some local goombas and Godfathers when photographs began being taken. The oiled up wrestler was no doubt a Mafia Hit as he would do absolutely nothing with his time but come to the streets to talk.

Well here you are Hulk Hogan in the beautiful city of New York City! Tell us what is on your mind? 

WELL YOU KNOW SOMETHING DUDE I CAME OUT HERE TO TALK ABOUT FAMILY AMIGO! THE IMPORTANCE OF SUCH A INSTITUTION BROTHER! 

YOU SEE DUDE NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE ABILITY TO SAY WE HAVE A FAMLIY AND I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW SO MANY OF YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT! ORPHANS IN THE WORLD OF A MAFIA! STRANDED IN SUCH A SAD AND DREARY WORLD WHERE YOU ONLY EXIST FOR PROFIT!

Hogan Flexes but mid flex he begins to speak again

THAT IS WHY I AM OFFERING ALL OF YOU HERE TODAY A CHANCE AT BECOMING A HULK-A-MANIAC! ITS NOT EVERY DAY WE CAN JOIN A GROUP THAT IS SO EAGER TO CHANGE THE LIKES OF THIS WORLD!

The announcer that was there begins to look a bit flustered. He begins to stammer over his next few sentences.

Well..Hogan..that does sound almost like a...like a...well like a rouge coalition! Say it aint so Hogan Say it aint so!

YOU KNOW MEAN GENE A LOT OF PEOPLE WOULD ASSUME THAT BROTHER BUT THAT IS SIMPLY NOT THE CASE! YOU SEE DUDE I AM OFFERING PEOPLE A FRIEND A COMPADRE AN AMIGO OF SORTS! I LOOK AROUND AND I SEE A LOT OF PEOPLE JUST TRYING TO GET NOTICED AND WAITING FOR THE RIGHT PERSON TO COME ALONG TO BEFRIEND THEM! SO HERE I AM DUDE SAYING MY INBOX IS OPEN FOR ALL OF YOU!

Hogan begins to flex and finally rips his shirt.

HERE IS THE OTHER THING DUDE I REALIZE A LOT OF PEOPLE WANT TO IMPROVE THE WAY THEY SPEAK IN THE STREETS DUDE AND SO THIS IS A MESSAGE FOR ANYONE WHO IS LISTENING I WILL FREELY OFFER MY TIME TO HELP ANY OF YOU IMPROVE YOUR SPEECH AND PRESENCE AMONG ALL THE HULK-A-MANIACS OF THIS WORLD!

Well hogan that sounds great and all but you belong to Philadelphia why would you open this up to the other cities as well?!

YOU KNOW DUDE I WAS UNDER THE LEADERSHIP OF DETROIT AND NEW YORK BEFORE MY LEADERS PASSED AWAY! I HAVE A LOVE FOR THOSE CITIES DUDE AND IF ANYONE DESIRES TO BETTER THEM-SELF I WANT TO SEE THAT HAPPEN BROTHER!

Hogan gives a nice side hug to mean gene.

So I guess in closing this Hulk you are not creating a rogue group? You are not trying to shoot anyone with your gun but you are only trying to create an opportunity for mobsters to speak in the streets and to do it with flavor is that correct?

 EXACTLY MEAN GENE! I DONT EVEN OWN A GUN AMIGO UNLESS YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THESE TWENTY FOUR INCH PYTHONS RIGHT HERE BROTHER!

Hogan begins to flex the music begins to play and Hogan speaks one more time.

SO FOR ALL YOU JABRONIS OUT THERE THAT THING SOME PEOPLE CANT SPEAK IN THE STREETS I JUST GOT ONE QUESTION FOR YOU! WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HULK-A-MANIA AND THE FUTURE SPEAKERS OF THE STREETS COME FOR YOU!

The music begins to play and Hogan began to prance out flexing and taking pictures with all of the little mobsters. 

I LOVE YOU TOO LITTLE HULKSTER! AND REMEMBER DONT LET ANTONE GET YOU DOWN BROTHER YOU HAVE THE POTENTIAL OF BEING ONE OF THE BEST MOBSTERS EVER! NOW FLEX WITH ME DUDE!

Th hulkster begins to flex with the newest Hulk-A-Maniac! Together they rip their shirts and flex some more than they start ripping everyone else's shirts and flex even more!