As Caitlyn pulls up to the sidewalk rolling over some pedestrians in the process, she steps out of the car with hair and blood strewn out

She begins to speak with a slight slur

Ladiesh and gentsh today I come to yoush to shpeak about the inshident regarding Big_AL, it has come to my attenshun that he was doing too good for hish current leadersh to let him flourish

The ordersh were shent up by the one and only WiggleFanGirl4Lyfe I myself am not surprised however due to the lack of formal announcement in the streets as to why a family hash falleni am formally speaking on behalf of @WigfleFanGirl4Lyfe when I say

"I was scurred he made me look bad by doing so good, I can't have people doing better than me he had a gun, it shot bullets! What a crazy world I live in. I had to end him we cannot let people have a gun they could hurt me! I just want to coast to GodFather so I can feel important so please die and leave me alone"

it appears in my haste i seem to have run over The_Gambler, sorry WiggleFanGirl4Lyfe and Rayln didnt mean to kill off your hitlist bankroller

Al knew this would happen. Truth be told he was a far better leader then the above mentioned leaders. He had backbone and actually worked.

Kevin had held onto the secret for too long.  It was eating away at his soul, so he decided to come up front and address the people. 

Of course Al knew it was going to happen.  Before the first shot was fired, a telegraph was sent out to all upper structures.  When Al got the message, he was a little shocked at first.  I guess I would be too.  Sending a message out to everyone?  Including the guy you are going to massacre?  How dumb is that? 

Kevin cleared his throat, took a swig of confidence from his flask, and hoped he could get thru the rest of what really happened without breaking down.

Al sent me a message when he learned of his fate.  He said he was going to go out on his terms, not WiggleFanGyrl's terms.  He gathered his entire crew into his HQ.  He explained what was going to happen to them.  Being the faithful crew they were, they went ahead with Al's plan.  They filed out of the HQ and got onto a bus.  Once everyone was on the bus, Al passed out needles that contained some rare flu virus.  He stood at the head of the bus and started counting down from 10.  When he reached 1, his entire crew injected themselves with the deadly flu virus.  Once he saw that everyone had injected themselves, Al put the needle in himself and then quickly got behind the wheel of the bus.  He drove like a madman toward a nearby cliff.  If he had timed it correctly, the virus would have killed them all just as the bus landed at the bottom of the cliff in a fiery ball. 

Kevin wiped away a tear as he finished the story.

I'm sorry I took so long to come out with the truth.  I wanted to give some people a chance to come out and tell us themselves some crazy lie, but that obviously wasn't going to happen.  So there you have it.  We all can go with our lives and continue building our businesses now.