A well dressed man in a pin striped black suit and polished shoes walks into the local mafia club hangout.  I sit at the bar and ordered a drink.  While waiting for my drink I searched around the room for those most well defined individuals, known on the streets as made men, the elusive mafia.  I knew of these people from my brother, he was mafia before he passed away, and the lifestyle seemed to be something i was born to do.  I spotted an individual in the corner with a couple bodyguards.  She was not only beautiful, but her aura glowed with power.  I knew I needed to talk to her but I knew it was important that I don't show any disrespect.  Disrespect could be the difference from starting a career in a great family, or dying a horrible and painful death.

It's such a coincidence that Mobsters are turning up at these shores with very Vauge names, straight after I got some attention via my Street speeches.

He Shrugs

Yes, this phenomena brings new meaning to the term "no name C".

Why thank you Brutus, I have a name though.

Veronica, just for you.

Personally I think the two of you owe CantThinkOfAName royalties.

I'm just whomever i want to be... or whomever decides to pull the trigger

I agree with Drexl, CantThinkOfAName was the first to get my attention. In my opinion he is the trend releaser.

CantThinkOfAName passes by and over hears the mafiaso talking...

"Does it really matter if you need a name in this world of ours"?...

"I don't think you really do. Once you make it on top then you make a name for your self But when you start out its only another name on someones personals, Another Kill or another BG kill... So therefore, CantThinkOfAName's true name shall be revailed when he makes Godfather."

What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.

Or so said William Shakespeare

William who? Who is this William Shakespere person you speak of? May I remind you, Blagger, that this is the 1920s..... oh wait a minute. Never mind.

laughing uncontrollable, "yeah some people need more than 3rd grade learnin'".

Hey gimmie a break, whomever. I dropped out of school to pursue a career in the Mafia. Excuse me for not being a history expert!

Just so I'm clear though... Shakespere was the cat that discovered the world was flat right?

Something like that, he was the man who discovered that the English could write...

How's it goin? I'm new to the game. Still learning.

Read tutorial - do crimes - complete achievements - deal drugs - get to know a few people and transfer a small tip to me. :D

Passing by the conversation at the line about Shakespeare, he let out an audible chuckle, and explained what the quote meant.

"You see, he's saying that names don't matter as much as what you are. There's a university near where I grew up, and was named after a town, but not the one it was in. But disputed it's name, its still a school., and a pretty good one. In case there was any confusion."

Passing through, Fart stops by the few men speaking to ghosts. Confused as to why they would do such a thing, he notices one claims to be a first generation. Fart takes a sip from his can of beer, turning his attention to the lost young man.

Welcome to the lifestyle Dark. Feel free to drop a line in my mailbox if you have any questions, always glad to show new blood the ropes.

Finishing off his beer, he tosses his empty into a nearby garbage can. Fart gives a friendly nod and tip of his cap before beginning to venture off, fearing he too might start talking to people who weren't there if he stayed any longer.

Take care fellas.

Read tutorial - do crimes - complete achievements - deal drugs - get to know a few people and transfer a small tip to me. :D

I might need a tip or 2 sometimes. Do other options exist?