"Pooh Bear will for now on be named Bear Pooh "

Bear Pooh nods

"That is all"

BloodyFaster, you are now known as Premature_Ejaculation.

Premature_Ejaculation surprises you from behind. When you realise who came you get a little disappointed. You were expecting someone better.

What? Why rename me? I liked my ancient name!

Premature_Ejaculations hits Will unexpectedly on his face. Realizing what happened he apologise to the Don.

Sorry sir, I hope you understand. Was the moment, all this excitement.... Never happened with me before. Let's try again. I'll be more gentle this time.

Premature_Ejaculation introduces him nicely to Don Will Hayes and argues

Unfortunately my name was clearly stated in the oath I gave to GodFather Iota and Don Bruiser, so I don't think I am allowed to change.

Sorry, Gwarble Barble Issue III cleared up ______'s name already. It's Ignacious according to the Godfather of New York. Changing it now would just cause anxiety and confusion.

hoopi = bum-hole ??

Change my name,it makes no sense at all and just sounds retarded.

A smiles spreads across Coach's face as he talks shit about his own name...?

Arynn shakes her head.

"I do believe that you are all crazy."