Pooh Bear walks in wearing a silk robe, walks up to the sign up sheet, and signs his name. Then takes a few steps back, ripes off the robe, pulls out a jar labelled "Lucretia Borgia's honey" and lathers himself in honey.

"Lets to this thing"

Pooh Bear starts to pose in all sorts of positions while rubbing his glossy honey soaked fur

Looks at the weirdo bear that is....uhmm....omg....is he posing?

Starts to laugh so bloody loud that police arrives when some locals called them to take that clown away for being very disturbing.

Sticks his head out of the window of the car to make the final laugh " HAHAHAAaaAAAAahahahahahahahaAAA"

Cindy looks on as all these guy's want to flock "there stuff" hmmm I think it's turning out to be a Weiner Fest in here ! You guys ! tisk tisk. Maybe I'll find something that would suit my style instead !