Shocker a relatively young man as he is walking down the street and looks at the window of the store he stopped in front of.  Whilst looking at the window he repeatedly removes his glasses and cleans them and puts them back on his face. Over and over he does this for nearly a half an hour as he mutters.

"Either I am some sort of ghost or I need to get back to the optometrist. For as i look into this mirror like glass of this store front, I can not see my self. Surely I am here, I am looking beyond the the window of this fine store and see the new fancy television  sets they have for sale inside, but in the reflection of the window I am not there"

A few people pass him by as he is rambling on to himself

"I see you as you pass me by, but still I myself I do not see"

Being as Shocker is only merely confused and does not want the heat to be brought down on him for being intoxicated in public as one would assume whilst passing by a man muttering about not be able to see himself he moves on down the street back toward his house. Just as he starts round the corner you hear him say

"Tomorrow I go to the Optome......."

I was standing by the store's door way reading my newspaper that I had just purchased when he just happened to see shocker stop in front of the store's window and start to mumbling to himself. Something about not being able to see his own reflection or what not. I really couldn't understand him to well. Clearly he had to be extremely intoxicated, which in turn, made me believe he might have some of Mr Floyd's delicious moonshine. Shocker was rounding the corner so I decided to run after him and ask.

Hey Shocker wait up!

Hey Shocker wait up a minute will ya?

I start sprinting towards Shocker but he had already took the corner so I can't see him. Hey Shocker! I yell as I round the corner and bump into someone and bounce back landing on the ground with my ass breaking my fall against the concrete. I look up and see shocker and say,

Oh, hey ya shocker. I was just wonder if you had some delicious moonshine you would share with me? I'm a little parched.

I smiled up at him waiting for a response.

Shocker turns around to see Ralphie on his ass screaming out his name and couldn't help but laugh as he offered out his hand to help Ralphie up.

"You want some of this DEEE-LICIOUS moonshine I swiped from Floyd. It will take care of a little bit of that pain from your not so graceful stunt there"

Shocker Hands Ralphie a jug simply marked "XXX"

"Be careful now this is some potent stuff here. Floyd sure does know how to run that copper line"

<em>I took the jug of moonshine and chug it all as fast as I could and it was so strong that it knocked me back on my ass.  Good thing it's strong.  I could actually feel the moonshine kick in before I hit the ground again.</em>

WOW! That has some kick to it now doesn't it!?

<em> Wonders if perscription is part of the joke </em>

After Ralphie took the Jug of moonshine from Shocker a man obviously more drunk than either Shocker or Ralphie stumbles passed swiftly and mutters something intelligible to both of them that all they could do was look at each other and start laughing.

"Looks like Cows's been gettin' into Floyd's moonshine to eh?"

Shocker says to Ralphie after he regained his composure.

"Let me get one more swig of that so i can wet my whistle and put some hair on my chest before i head back to my bunk at the ol' jelly club house"

Ralphie gives the moonshine back to Shocker and feels a his stomach getting upset from chugging.

RALPH!!!

"There you go Shocker. I think I drank it too fast."

Ralphie looks at Cow and says,

"You have obviousely been drinking way too much Cow.  Maybe you should go lay down before you puke in the streets like I just did."

Ralphie stands there for a second watching his beans that he had that morning sit on Hollywood Blvd wondering how to make moonshine because it would be a great profit.