I can honestly say i look forward to each and every Gwarble Barble.  You delivered once again with yet another wonderful issue.  Bravo! Bravo! Good sir!


It is quite the honor to be sponsoring such a wonderful item.


JesseJames writes a check to Gwarble for his wonderful efforts.

standing ovation

It's rare to come across a newspaper or anything in print that makes one laugh out loud, but this did. Bravo.

Gwarble, I applaud you and your staff for the best paper running today.

Lets not make Gwarble think he's the boss of anyone please, far less the boss of me, his ego is massive enough! I am the puppeteer, Gwarble is the puppet, shelly is a muppet.

Last I checked shelly was pretty dead, and Gwarble might as well join shelly.

Well, once I read your diary Hoop, I'm rather unsure what you are now sir...

As for Shelly, my only comment, who?

Ok...maybe Cow isn't the only animal lover around these parts, what can I say?!

Yeah....shelly.....who? Exactly.

Loved it once again. Keep up the great work!

Another amazing paper.

Immortal_T reaches into his pockets for his checkbook, but remembers he's broke.

Maybe next time

Another awesome read! Keep up the great work Gwarble.

Dear Gwarble.

I am writing to you today to seek the answer to a question that has bugged me for the past couple of days.

You seem to be so obsessive over me that it is now becoming un-bearable. I can not stand it anymore and have only one thing to say. Will you sir(no name C) please accompany me on a date(suicide mission) on Valentines Day(V-Day Massacre of Gwarble)?.

Yours faithfully,

PlumbinousJelly

ps, I may be on your "People we wish were dead" list but I know that's just you showing your un-dying(dying) affection for me.