Coach crouched as to not be hit by the hundreds of love arrows flying throughout the city. He reached for his bow and arrow and began firing at everyone in sight. After reloading,he stands on top of the car to make a short announcement.

What a wonderful day this will be,not only a time to share with the ones you care about,but hell,it's pretty fun shooting arrows at random people. Anybody in particular you would like to celebrate with? Do it here! Chat,have a drink,and start shooting people! Happy valentines day to everyone!

I Hate Valentines Day Me :)

Forget Valentines Day....it's Pancake Day soon!

Pulls a arrow outta her chest...yeah happy V-day to you too ! coughs up some blood and falls to the street.

Ahhhh pancake day, that day we all eat fried rubbish in preparation for 40 whole days out of the year when we supposedly give up something we like.

Not to worry - at the end of it, there's a butt-load of chocolate.

Living the dream.

Wanders down the street and see's Cindy on the street bleeding and an arrow in her hand. He decides to ruffle through her pockets since no one is looking but finds nothing but an empty wallet and a bar of chocolate. He steals the chocolate and runs off.

Happy V-Day a day late and a dollar short!