Okay this may be slightly of the cuff or inappropriate as I know someone will inevitably write something that offends someone else!

There used to be a guy called Sly who walked these streets and for all our bloodlines argued like cat and dog, I did love the guy and his sense of humor was brilliant. 

I was scratting around IRC logs and found a whisper he sent someone after a row had broken into the streets and I have to admit it did tickle... anybody else got any good whispers they have used/seen?

Adapted Sly's was 

"Travelling to America $500

Knocking Over a Post Office $1000

Shooting at one of my sponsors and ending up in this casket 'Priceless'"

~R.I.P~

"You've been Gondano'd."

"Gwarble made me do it. He said you insulted Matt."

I once suicided with the whisper [Insert name here] accidentally pulls the trigger as he's cleaning his gun. Forgot to unload.

Just kidding..I really didn't...but how fucking cool that would be, eh?

"Pour some sugar on meh!"

I don't have a best whisper.  I do, however, have a best death screen.  It reads like this:

"You are dead, Evangeline."

You misspelled your name, Felicity.

Obviously it's not spelled 'Evangeline'. You should return to school, young girl.

'You've been luged'

i tend to switch from..."you have been poohed on"...."consider yourself poohed"..."I just poohed on you" or just "Pooh Bear"

"You have been pooh'd"

Wonder who could that be...

Not me ....I say poohed not pooh'd...most likely a copy cat

Sly and his prayer circle...what a crazy cat.

As for best whisper: "too negative" was quite amusing.

The best one that I have sent was 'Hello, 'ello, 'ello, Whats going on here then? You look round and a constable has caught you.'

I believe the famous "Jim" one was best.

"lol not me matey"

"Consider your mafia life Grinished."

One account I got "HAHA YOUR DEAD!"

I was pretty angry.

This wack was brought to you by.... were always good ones... or

Re-arrange

Dead Your!

'Surf's Up!'

I should use the line from a Monty Python sketch next time. "THIS IS AN EX PARROT!"