Rats eating you to death.

Having your foot closed in the door of a bus the dragged 20 city blocks before the driver realizes you were there... but of course by then its to late!

falling off a cliff

I can't remember who but I read that a celebrity was found dead in womens clothing strangled to death by his own tie while wanking. Thats pretty embarrassing.

having your head chopped off by a helicopter blade or being sucked into a jet engine

being sucked into a jet engine <= if you wear a helmet, you have a chance to survive

I'd say watching tv in your house and being ran over by a truck

true stewie but it has happened im sure

As long as its quick I don't care so.. being stabbed and left to die slowly would be awful..

Being thrown into a pot of hot, boiling oil... maybe throw some oregano in, a few potatoes... actually, that would be a rather tasty death. :p Still would hurt, but at least you would have the comfort of potatoes.

Dang, I sound more Irish than usual :p

Being fucked in the ass too hard. Wouldn't ever happen to me though...I'm a dude.

Drowning is the worst possible way to die. Have you ever gone swimming,your underwater for just 30 seconds and you just feel miserable when your in the deep end and it just TAKES TO DAMN LONG TO REACH THE SURFACE? That feeling is just...Terrible..

Radiation poisoning...trust me, it's the worst way hehe!

Drowning would suck. As soon as my chest is below water, I have trouble breathing. Trying to get to the surface, and just seconds before the top you open your mouth. You didn't make it. You float around for a little while, then you finally hit the bottom of the sea, forgotten, crushed under all the water.

stuck in a room with no food or water and no way to get out to get any

By fire or drowning, slow and painful is the worst way to go!

having to go through a maze of razor wire to free yourself 

Jogging on the beach while listening to your I-Pod and getting run over by a plane that lost its propeller - so you can't hear it coming.  True story.

head explosion from listening to high school musical for an extended period of time

Burning Alive