Shouting with Love.

^{A How to by Hulk-Hogan.}

WHATCHYA GONNA DO...Thats the beginning of the love. The desire to know how the other is doing or what they will be doing. Unfortunately in our society so many our more concerned with getting notches on their belt they dont take the time to ask others how they are. Many have tried and unfortunately many have tried to seek out others but conversations fall to a close when their is nothing to go off of. I am writing this so all of you fellow mobsters know how, in the future, to shout with love and shout effectively. The below guide is a how to guide for all you little hulksters. Remember, it takes Charm, Eye Contact, Teeth Shown, Name Used, and Wide Eyes. Before you begin please know this is not a picture book. It is purely meant for adults. 

1. Charm: Caress their ears before you make them bleed. It is by no measure that one should begin to shout with the Needed charm. You must have the flair and zazz you must have the way to listen to who is talking to you and respond to directly whatever they are asking. Its no secret that people will often miss the charm in the shout and just start screaming. Remember the one who is listening to you must be won over. The best way for that to happen is you must Caress the ears before you make them bleed. 
2. Eye Contact: Let your eyes say, I love you. Above all else you must allow your eyes to say I love you to the ears. The intensity of your stare says it all. Do they matter to you? Does their life have meaning to you? Without them who are you? Remember every word, every syllable must be thrown out only to be received. If you choose to throw your words out remember to do so with a glare that lets them know that you do have love for them. 
3. Show your teeth: Its kinda like smiling but its not. Who listens to anyone if they cant see their teeth? Your teeth let another person you are serious that you mean business. Imagine all of the politicians talking with each other without teeth, they wouldnt listen to each other. So use your teeth show all of them. Its kinda like smiling but its not. Remember you are there to show them that when you shout its because you care and you care for them to listen and for them to listen they need to see your teeth. Science. 
4. Use their name: Dude and amigo will only get you so far. When a person is called by their name, you are saying to that person, hey you matter to me. As goofy as your name is that your mother chose to name you when she was doped up on all of those drugs, you matter. Dude and Amigo, everyone is called that but the friend is called by their own individual name, the name no one else has. For you to know that and choose to use that tells them every word you say is for their benefit. Dude and Amigo will only get you so far.
5. Wide Eyes: Look at them as if its the first time you have seen a ghost. People want to be noticed. People want to know they are seen. When you look at them make sure your eyes are so wide its as if you are about to be shot or wacked as you mobsters would say. Look at them as if its the first time you have seen a ghost. Yes, i remember the first time i seen a ghost, oh charlie. Anyways, Dont blink unless you have too. Your blinking screams at them that you would rather be asleep. Wide eyes win the prize.

There you have Hulk-Hogans second short story. A book on how to properly shout with love and be cool as The Hulkster. If you have any questions please feel free to mail my publicist MrOwl or Palerider. You can also mail my accountant Insta for any donations you wish to send my way. Shouting with Love is up to you. Do you have the desire? You could change the world with one shout, Fus do rah mother fuckers. Stay tuned for my next book: Leg Dropping Your Crew Leader with Joy, picture book by Hulk Hogan.

Are there any How To's you would like? Please Mail Hulk Hogan with requests. 

Hestia had been waiting for this day for what seemed like years. Hulk-Hogan's book, Shouting With Love, was finally out! She went to the nearest bookstore to purchase it, then sat down at a table by the window. She just couldn't wait to get the info into her brain!

She opened the cover and began reading, and didn't stop until she was completely done with the book; even the back cover that told her info she had already read before about The Hulkster. She just couldn't read enough!

She picked the book up off the table and got out of her seat, walked over to the counter, placed the book down, checked the cashier's name tag, then looked up at him with wide eyes, making sure she didn't blink. She locked eyes with him and then reached over the counter and rubbed his ears. She bared her teeth and yelled, "Christian!! Thank you SO MUCH for this book you sold me!!!! It taught me how to shout at you.. With love!!!! Do you love me now!?!?! Do you!!?! GOOOOOOOOD!!!! I love you too!!!!! Now sign my book!!!"

He was just staring at her in silence as she tried handing him a pen. The pen fell to the counter instead of him catching it, and she thought to herself, I shocked him into silence and immobility with my love.. This is the best day ever..

She said, "It's okay that you don't know what to say!!!! Here, let me guide your hand through the signing of this wonderful book!"

She grabbed his hand and placed the pen in it, then did some scribbles on the book, snapping it shut afterwards and putting the lid back on the pen. She said, "THANK YOU CHRISTIAN!!! One day you could be famous like The Hulkster!! See you later!!"

She picked the book up off the counter and skipped out of the bookstore, hailing a cab to take her back home.