While I must agree with the general concensus of this being a superb issue, it is lacking one very important ingredient. Me!

The Barble has always been a propaganda piece for all that is great, again.. by that I mean me, but I notice a severe lack of this, this being me once again, in the current issue.

Keep up the good work, but far more "Deimnish" input for the next issue please.

You hold back a weeks sponsorship and suddenly you're a nobody. Deimne shakes his fist at Grumbles and company.

Richard finished reviewing the Barble, wondering how Skorpeon could have read it at all given that he was holding it upside-down. Hearing Deimne's complaint, Richard got an idea. Running back into an alley, he grabbed a ladder and placed it in front of the newsstand. Climbing the ladder, he painted two messages on the awning of the newsstand.

DEIMNE RULEs
SpaceMountain > Matterhorn

After kicking the ladder over haphazardly into a bustling crowd of civilians, Richard wandered off mumbling.

Distinct lack of Richard in that article. After all the work, praise, complements and ego stroking I didn't give Gwarble and still no mention. I thought all it took was lack of hard work, laziness, and lack of doing anything interesting in a given week was enough. I mean shelly and Hoopi are in it, why not me?

Folds up the paper and places it between his arms as he lights his cigar..throwing the match into a trash can that quickly sets fire as he walks away

You know, this is a very interesting publication and I enjoy reading it while I drink my morning coffee and play a bit of blackjack at the local casino. Now about the article about the infamous mobster, Mr Pooh_Bear.. well, I would comment but ..

Nods his head a little bit..motioning that someone is standing behind the door next in the hallway..you can see the shadow of what appears to be a bear holding a gun

I'm ashamed to know Evangeline, true story.

Who is Evangeline?

Interesting theory, don't read the paper if you don't like it.  How excatly does a person know they don't like it, if they don't read it?  

My best guess would be "taste."

Prances around pretending to leave a witty comment.

Oh, if only I could somehow affect the real world...

WOW that was long but really enjoyable

"WOW that was long but really enjoyable"

stifles herself

This paper is true genius Gwarble, week after week you continue to amaze me and also make my sides split with laughter. I'm now going to go and figure out how to get myself mentioned in this fantastic publication.

Keep up the awesome work guys!

Rory walks away mumbling to himself about getting into a paper and the state of PoisonousJelly's face.

Don't be an emo, be a mafioso.

I'm going to get you, Falcon.

I hope to get that call soon. I'm waiting by the phone every day. Please call.

Wow! another issue to use as toilet paper. I am so happy!

But seriously,this is pretty good stuff mate

Good job Gwarble

Singer picks up another one.

I like to collect them and keep them in mint condition. Dont judge me. I wonder if you are the longest going newspaper ever.

Singer exits the streets

Blagger had this to say: "is seems like it will be a mistyped highbrow paper instead of the low brow paper for the common man you help produce." I think you'll find penis jokes are about as highbrow as you can get my friend. You're showing your class with these sort of remarks and it is disappointing. A bit like what you've got in your trousers.

I happen to like Lowbrow papers for the comon masses, I can't wait for some stupid Austrailian to buy that Mid Market broadsheet nwspaper The Sun, and turn it into the biggest selling tabloid in UK history as well as the biggest selling daily english language paper in the world. Admittedly, some of your words have more than one syllable so the barble isn't quite lowbrow enough for my tastes, but of course Penis jokes are bound to help lower the overall tone and increase circulation through appeal to the common man.

And of course you are completely correct in your assumption that my comments where made just so I could get a mention in your paper. On a side note, when is your mother doing Page 3 again?

Wow, this newspaper has more criticism than news

Puck chuckles

just saying.

OST laughs as she reads the Gwarble Barble.

This is definitely something I would like to read every morning. The day really should start out with a laugh.

Taking her coffee OST heads off down the alley.

Another very enjoyable read... and I even won the a prize! The gift that keeps on giving...