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| The Perfect Day | Started by: Harry_Balzac on Dec 12, '07 03:52 |
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Harry was walking down the street, minding his own business. The weather was beautiful for a winter day. The sun was shining on the streets of New Orleans and the Christmas decorations on the streetlamps gave everything a festive feeling Harry stopped by a street vendor to purchase a hot dog. It was such a lucious weiner, the kind you want to write home to your sister about. Not a footlong, but quite plump, and that's what mattered to Harry. Just as he was about to wrap his lips around the juicy sausage, Harry spotted Alfieri walking down the sidewalk across the street. He stopped abruptly and pulled out his pistols... POW! POW! POW! POW! POW! POW! Six shots rang out, and Alfieri's body went limp, dropping to the pavement. In an instant, laughing and smiling children came from all directions, gathering around the body. They held hands and formed a circle around Alfieri, singing and kicking the body every other step, like sort of a demented chorus line. Harry chuckled to himself and looked on. It was the end of a perfect day. |
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This seriously hurts my feelings. I don't know how I'm going to recover from this. Fuck. :( |
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| Reply by: Alfieri at Dec 12, '07 04:00 | |
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Its okay Alfieri you can... Lean on me..when your not strong. Ill be your friend. I'll help you carry on. |
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| Reply by: Luongo at Dec 12, '07 04:03 | |
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| That was poetic. | |
| Reply by: Alfieri at Dec 12, '07 04:04 | |
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Amidst all the shooting, Scrawler stops in the middle of the road and busts a C-Walk. Scrawler removes his hat and puts it in front of him for people to put my money in... |
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| Reply by: Scrawler at Dec 12, '07 04:05 | |
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Misty slips up behind Alfieri and wraps an arm around his shoulders. That's right, you've got friends. Glares over her shoulder. Well, Smart one, enjoy the spot light and the blood stain, I highly suspect no ones gonna take you in after that post. |
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| Reply by: Misty_Wyn at Dec 12, '07 04:06 | |
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| Pffft. Yeah, right. If this was planned, I could have made a fortune selling tickets to all the Bosses around here. | |
| Reply by: Harry_Balzac at Dec 12, '07 04:10 | |
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| Really? Do you really think that Aflieri here would be where he was if Bosses wanted him dead? | |
| Reply by: Misty_Wyn at Dec 12, '07 04:15 | |
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| I'm quite sure RonMexico has been wanting to off me for ages | |
| Reply by: Alfieri at Dec 12, '07 04:17 | |
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| Seeing Alfieri still stirring, Harry breaks off a car antenna and thrusts it through Alfieri's eye socket | |
| Reply by: Harry_Balzac at Dec 12, '07 04:25 | |
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Sadly, its true Alfieri. Nikki reaches into her brassiere and retrieves a personal memorandum from their leader, RonMexico. Dec 31, '69 19:00 RonMexico granted your request to WACK! Alfieri. Apparently, he's been itching to off you since 1869. Ouch. Very ouch. |
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| Reply by: NikkiPhoenix at Dec 12, '07 09:24 | |
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