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That being said, after mowing through countless re-visited and over-ran posts about the best this and the best that, reading over and over the same finger pointing drivel spilling from the mouths of many who feel they are just simply superior to everyone else. I felt the need to level the playing field a bit and offer a topic on the outside worthy of appeal.

What is the most memorable sexual experience you have ever encountered?

It may a place, It may be an action, It may be in-character, It may even be just a suttle kiss...But whatever it is - make it tasteful!! (For all you romance novelists out there)

I will start with a story of the first woman I ever really fell in love with (Eventually we married) however, I was all of 22 years old and had just started my first real F/T job in an office building and after checking each other out in the halls we started to date casually after work parties and such. She was 7 years my senior. The first time I actually took her on a date (Just the two of us) -

Resulted in the next 5 or 6 years of my life!! LOL But that night after dinner, we went to her home and considering myself a seasoned vet, I had what felt like the first time I ever made love... We are divorced now :)

My most rememerable time, was with this chick jess, real white trash girl, with like 6 brothers, and five sisters.. Well I as under the influence and we went tier slashing, till about 2 in the morning, after making our way back up to her house, were her moms car was parked in the drive way, we hoped in the back of the silver hatch back ford focus. Sad thing was about 3 weeks latter her mom got my number out of her phone and starte textin me.... not that she was mad or anything, but that she wanted her turn......


needless to say......... THYE HAVE issues.. and I now distance myself.

On first base of a baseball field

on first base but got all the way to 3rd?? nice lol

me in my car by myself with a bag of skittles....er uh I mean with a girl...yes...a girl.

Prison.

Getting head on the back of a city bus and the driver turned the lights out for me haha

The time I had 2 girls at the same time WOW what a nite

same as cicero

So wait... Cicero, are you saying that one of the girls was MrBean?

Keep 'em coming boys!

The time my ex thought it was a good idea to use milk instead of whipped cream for our passionate time together.

I haven't drank milk since and it was the reason for our break-up. (I was blindfolded so I didn't know what was coming)

It was horrible but definitely memorable.

My most memorable experience was when me and my then Fiance were drunk inside our apartment, and we decided we would have some sexy time in the shower. 

So were going at it ya know, and then I had the idea that I wanted to urinate inside her (makes me cringe thinking about it now) so yeah, I lied down in the shower her on top and bam..... 

Went hiking in the mountains with my g/f and we came upon a waterfall.  In front of that waterfall was a bolder we made love on.  It was wild.  We were wild.  Top that you pantie sniffers.

Round 2. DING DING..

So I am set up for a blind date with my customers sister.  She is attractive, tall and skinny dressed nicely.  We go out to dance and drinks then head on over to their beautiful home where we play Dictionary.  They were testing me.  After the game we all retire to our respective rooms.

Shockingly, we share the same bed that night and I made no big deal about it.  We go to bed in our underwear.

I wake up to her riding me like Seattle Slue and realizing I am awake she ask, is this ok?  I say, hell yes it's ok and the rest is history.

true story :)