I was arrested three times. 

Possession. It was 2 joints.

Obstruction of justice.

Grand Theft. I stole my dad's car for two days.

I was arrested one time after blowing a red light. Not for blowing the light, but when I was pulled over the police ran my name and there was a bench warrent out for my arrest for a public urination citation I had gotten 6 months prior that I never paid. I had just come back from the McDonalds drive thru with some dinner and the cop was real cool when he pulled me over, most likely was going to let me off with a warning. When he went back to his car to run my name I knew I was fucked so I started stuffing my face with as much McDonads as I could because I knew that shit would be cold by the time I got out. Nothing worse than cold or even re-heated McDonalds food.

Your mom's been arrested for being a ho.

Complicity to Robbery, 2 DUIs, Criminal Damage to Property, 8 Contempt Citations and a possession rap.

Yep for standing on a porch :(

Once for prostituting your mother...

Indecent Exposure ;P

Once. Breaking & entering...

I have a secret... the trick is, just don't get caught ;)

LOL, guess I am a bad guy then - I did time in prison on a 2 year bit. Theft

Although I didnt have a criminal record of sorts, it was an election year so big sentences were being handed out.

I did time on a posession charge

I was arreted on a warrent

I was arrested after a fight at the park

and I was detained behind my high schhol for loitering



COPS ARE GAY

Yup, a couple of times.

I got busted for breaking and entering. Skating and bike riding in a place where you not sussposed too. lol. Never been to jail though. :D

shoplifting =(

Fucksakes, looks like i've led such a sheltered life !

I actually play mafiareturns from jail.

Well I was suppose to be in jail when I was in Europe, but thanks to the extreme corruption of the Serbian police I got out free and didn't spend a single minute in a jail cell. Its true what they say, money solves everything :P

Pooh kisses corruption

possesion and intent to sell cocain

Pooh, if "money solves everything", then you didn't get out "free"...

Handcuffs and a lady plays the police officer on the bed.

Arrest me , again and again and again.....