We i no what i would do . . .  i would sure as hell buy a a talking dog :)

I would pay someone to edit anything I ever wrote!

Put that thing in the bank, and let the interest give me my spending money. A million a year, for sitting on my butt. Not bad.

i would buy a race track and buy alot of fast cars to race

I would buy a huge boat, sail out to international waters and you know the rest ..........

Aren't you worried about those Somalian pirates?

I could buy a few miniguns, rocket launchers,  maybe hire some crew to fight :D

I would buy Clause a personal trainer.

Hire an editor... my grammar isn't that good :o

I would sit back and collect my interest!!

tell my boss exactly where to stick his job. then relax and enjoy life

I would buy a house boat a ton of food and put the other 999,500,000 in teh bank so I could have tons of interest money when I got back and buy more siht.

spend it

I'm going with Kordin's and DonPardo's idea. Living off a million a year and not doing a thing, best job in the world.

Help the needy.

Buy a Zonda, and a Bugatti Veyron and who knows. Collect interest.

I would kill the world.  I would be rich.

I would buy bill gates
make him work for me
and make money off everything he did


and then I would sue sony and take over thier company\
I would work my way into excell energy
and start to manopolize the entier world

I couldn't just sit on my arse cos i get bored easily.

Probably buy a farm in the middle of nowhere & grow old in peace watching my kids flourish

Hire someone to take Evangeline "out of the picture".

...Literally.  Airbrushing needs to be done.  She's a stain on the family Christmas photo.  :/

I would buy MR credits with it. All of it.