Growing up people always told me that I was special but I have to say I did not expect the warm embrace that I have received via mob mail. The peasants of the land love me, they really do love me.

In less than 24 hours I have surpassed the attention received by the late Godmother Kates. What does that make me?

I must be God.

starts throwing red roses and hot pizza slices into the crowds faces while bowing extravagantly

Its clear to me the people are hungry for a leader, someone to give them hope, direction and courage.

CrazyNine unfortunately is occupied with his toy boat and sailor hat and so I'm here to announce I will be starting my own crew under Godmother Lucretia in the city of Philadelphia.

We are only accepting applications of men with testosterone levels that of which are above 2 standard deviations of the norm and women with french manicured fingers and toes.

Good day.

Hmmm,

Homecity: NewYork


I believe you're off to a bad start my friend.

No real man even knows what a French manicure is.

well bro, you would acctuly have to find someone to aceppt you into any sort of family befor you think you even gona get auth.

I believe sir, that when your children have children, they should name their son, Andy Kaufman. He would make a natural heel, the kind of person that people love to hate.

Druglord had made the mistake of sampling his own supply, to make sure that it was good for the customers obviously. it was a hard job, but someone had to do it. unable to come up with a reply to Bomberman's speech, he just simply pointed and laughed.

This Gold won't remain Gold for long !!!

Whilst laughing at Bomberman Druglord spots a clown and runs away very quickly. tripping over a couple of trash cans on the way.

There's no way in hell you actually believe that's how it works.

I think I just heard an explosive noise.  Perhaps your "ballon" popping?

Hello Mr tit.I am here to refute all your statements again

1.You say the peasants here love you,there are no peasants here you ass only mobsters(Some with slight cranial problems)

2.You say that have got more attention than the Late Great Godmother Kates.The reason many people did not comment on her last conversation was out of respect for that great person.You have got negative attention, which is no attention at all.

3.You call yourself a god,you're not.The only all powerful people here are those people who can kill you if they don't like you and I am pretty sure you cannot do that for even an equal Gangster and of course I am God,I thought every body knew that.

4.I can only speak for myself when I say that we are not in need of leaders like you and are content with the people we have here and are leading us.I am in need of target practice in the form of a certain Bomberman so if you could provide that I would be extremely appreciative.

5.You say that you would accept men with testosterone levels that of which are above 2 standard deviations of the norm, well how is that a ass like you gets to lead them if they are so powerful.You also say that you would accept women with french manicured fingers and toes,well,I did not even know what a 'manicure' was until you mentioned it and as FP asked you,how does a man know what a manicure is until it is done for him?

~J~

No real man even knows what a French manicure is.

What's that?

A french manicure is when...

I've said too much.

"No real man even knows what a french manicure is"

How dare you. How fucking dare you! Hmph. Good day to you Mr. Pig!

But I thought a french manicure was a ...... O right.

Kirk Laughs

I am surprised you have lived this long Bomberman.

Eunice stands where Druglord once did, pointing with her French manicured finger and laughing.  Then she pats Deimne on the shoulder and winks. 

I think real men DO know what a French manicure is, as real men have women standing around pickpocketing them for the cash to go get one.

This clown is an ol' Irish Mobster I think I remember...

Bomberman... if you make a statement and cause the crownd to totally disagree with you... that does'nt make you god. Anybody could do that... there is nothing to be proud of here. You came out in the streets and set a few lies on the table and people reacted to it. Now, dont tell me they are'nt lies for i have challenged you to prove me wrong and yet you have'nt. So you are not god! A god has disciples, a community... i see no one by your side!

The only person who will be by his side is the assassain just before he pulls the trigger

Crafty laughs at bomberman

The hot pizza! It burns!