DeadSeason approaches one of his package runners and hands him a small box full of business cards.

Here Tony, hand these out to the folks....

D.S. then turns to address the public

How is everyone doing? If you would all allow me a moment of your time. See that Pig, YOUR is used correctly. Semi Colon End Parenthesis.

It seems with my beloved crewleader DLS's big move to the city of angels that we are in need of some rebuilding and reorganizing. I have been charged with the task of approving and monitoring the businesses of this fine city.

D.S. looks to make sure his package boy is doing his job. Satisfied he returns his attention to the crowd.

If you would like to open a business within these city walls please feel free to contact me with your business plan and we will see what we can do to get you a building permit. That is of course if you plan is a good one, and I'll be the judge of that.

A few of the onlookers start to grumble about the "Man" trying to keep them down.

Now Now, All this extra work on your part is not without warrant. We look for quality here in this great city and if you provide us with that within your establishments walls you will be rewarded by us for you services.

Please take a card, and get those entrepreneurial juices flowing.

I take my leave now,

D.S.

You take a business card from the package boy and it reads:

DeadSeason
Los Angeles Fire Marshal
Mail inquires to address on back of card

You flip it over and while reading the address you start to imagine your own business empire in the city of angels.