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[12:00:28] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Hi ladies, gentlemen, BigEasy etc and people I don't know
[12:00:31] (Kovich) hey all, I am new to the game and am curious what the notices I keep seeing relate to
[12:00:33] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) fai your mum
[12:00:39] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) if you didn't know
[12:00:41] (Kovich) The ones that say (2 credits / 15 cr4edits) etc
[12:00:48] (Albino) Hello XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
[12:00:52] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) I am the awesome person named Drexler, yes that idiot who suicided on Vday
[12:00:53] (Albino) Worth it.
[12:00:58] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) and yet somehow made it to godfather
[12:01:02] (Albino) But BRB, because now I'm all out of order.
[12:01:10] (&IzzyCreamcheese) Kovich that means free credits were given out on irc, 2 / 11 means they just won 2... but have won 11 so far in total on that name
[12:01:19] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) So I hated my life and decided to move to Australia, to take on a life of fighting crocs, sharks drop bears and the likes
[12:01:24] (+JackRuby) oh, so I shouldn't say their names, especially if it's going to kick me :o
[12:01:24] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) its been a blast
[12:01:30] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) I legit punched a shark
[12:01:31] (Kovich) Ahh thanks Izzy
[12:01:48] (Kovich) Do we just need to idle in here to be in with a chance to nab them?
[12:01:48] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) This one time we also got chased by a two meter long Goanna (its like a lizrd type thing)
[12:01:55] (&MafiaReturns) Congrats Boss Senza of Curiosity's Nine Lives, The Loop, Chicago! (2 Credits / 41 Credits)
[12:02:07] (Miss_Senza) tyty Izzy
[12:02:08] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) It was scary shit we were walking down to the beach in Byron bay
[12:02:22] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) and turn around and this fucking huge lizard crawls out from behind a tree
[12:02:28] (&IzzyCreamcheese) Kovich they are given out every :20 and :50 (like 12:50 and 12:20) and also randomly... but require you to be here to see them to click them
[12:02:28] (Kovich) Do I need to register my nick? If so how? Cheers
[12:02:39] (+Ewiv) eep
[12:02:44] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) thankfully I was a few steps ahead so I was in the "safe" zone as I like to call it
[12:02:55] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) children screaming parents panicking, I turn and see this giant mofo
[12:03:09] (Kovich) This also feels a lot more like the IJ IRC I remember, the MM one is dead
[12:03:17] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) I think to myself ' I don't have to outrun this fucker, I just gotta outrun this monster
[12:03:32] (BigEasy) Was it someones mom?
[12:03:32] (JoeyO) Or just outrun your friends...
[12:03:37] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Im like take the kids, have em, they tast good
[12:03:51] (Tyrael) XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX did you also see stingrays
[12:03:55] (&MafiaReturns) Congrats Wise Guy Jackie of TurkeyBear's Heaven's Guard, Corktown, Detroit! (2 Credits / 3 Credits)
[12:03:56] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) So yeah I looked at that 6 year odl and was like, sorry homes its every man for himself
[12:04:08] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) and ran off
[12:04:21] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) I don't even know what happened to him, he probably died
[12:04:23] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) (he didn't)
[12:04:28] (+JackRuby) well, we've learned XXX...etc is a pussy then
[12:04:36] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) II am not a pussy you shithead
[12:04:38] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) anyway
[12:04:46] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) We then did a road trip up the east coast
[12:04:59] (Tyrael) what kind of car were you driving, like a solar car or?
[12:05:00] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) We bought this piece of shit van, with 3 seats that had one bed
[12:05:11] (BigEasy) bow chicka wow wow
[12:05:13] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) it was some shitty van econovan
[12:05:17] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) even the name was bad
[12:05:20] (&IzzyCreamcheese) (this was with other men right?)
[12:05:24] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but we thought it would get us far
[12:05:25] (BigEasy) When did the hardcore gay porn start?
[12:05:30] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) it was with an Italian man and an Italian woman
[12:05:33] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) and yes
[12:05:38] (Daniel_DiAngelo) ooh
[12:05:39] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) it was like a night of dogging every evening
[12:05:41] (Daniel_DiAngelo) the devils threeway
[12:05:44] (JoeyO) It was an italian man... and an italian man
[12:05:46] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) The little shits
[12:05:49] (Daniel_DiAngelo) dont make eyecontact
[12:05:56] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) they took the double bed in the back, I had to sleep in the front across the seats
[12:06:02] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) gearstick digging in my side
[12:06:03] (Daniel_DiAngelo) though its usually called the londonbridge
[12:06:06] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) and my feet out the window
[12:06:11] (Daniel_DiAngelo) while they fucked
[12:06:14] (Daniel_DiAngelo) and you watched
[12:06:17] (Daniel_DiAngelo) you poor bastard
[12:06:18] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) a few times I awoke to a friendly copper tapping my feet
[12:06:22] (Tyrael) like an outback gangbang, all the animals were just an excuse to get them away from civilization, he probably kileld them too
[12:06:25] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) "Excuse me sire:
[12:06:33] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Speaking of outback gangbangs
[12:06:37] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) there was this one time
[12:06:50] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) in [insert name I cant remebr] bay
[12:06:56] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) it did get pretty steamy
[12:07:13] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) I don't like to kiss and tell but hells did will finaly get some sexytime
[12:07:21] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Anyhow I digress
[12:07:43] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) I spent the new year in Sydney and I have to say its one of the most awesomest places to spend it
[12:07:46] (Daniel_DiAngelo) okay why the hell is it all xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
[12:07:48] (Daniel_DiAngelo) its driving me angry
[12:07:58] (+Ewiv) Izzy's rules
[12:08:00] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) I know right I wanted it to atleast have boobs in it
[12:08:01] (&IzzyCreamcheese) Daniel_DiAngelo so that his name stands out whle we are distracting him
[12:08:04] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) izzy makes shitty rules
[12:08:08] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) anyhow
[12:08:09] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) sydney
[12:08:11] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) nyw
[12:08:12] (Daniel_DiAngelo) what
[12:08:30] (&IzzyCreamcheese) if he had an actual following, or at least 2-3 people who liked him, there would have been a wall of text of people fucking with him making his name hard to read
[12:08:35] (Tyrael) did you see the opera there, maybe feel up some cloakroom girl?
[12:08:42] (Telkin) Maybe it is the ones who follow the rules who are shit
[12:08:50] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) we rocked up at 2pm to secure a spot by the harbour, and started drinking, (youre not allowed to drink in public but shit son, we rebels yo)
[12:08:52] (Telkin) and not the rule makers
[12:08:56] (+JackRuby) isn't he suppose to stay on one subject?
[12:08:57] (Albino) Not a bad idea, we could all be XXXs.
[12:09:06] (&IzzyCreamcheese) JackRuby nope
[12:09:06] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) By the time the first lot of fireworks went off we were half asleep
[12:09:10] (Telkin) Woooo 2 pm drinking
[12:09:12] (Telkin) badass.
[12:09:23] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but then after the ids went home we partied on hah and had a little nanny nap
[12:09:26] (Telkin) Day drinking always gets me in trouble
[12:09:29] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) and were buzzing for the main event
[12:09:32] (Telkin) nanny nap
[12:09:34] (Telkin) = circle fap
[12:09:39] (Telkin) obvs.
[12:09:44] (+JackRuby) oh, then this is turning to crap, what's the point of distracting him, if he doesn't have to be :(
[12:09:45] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) anyhow
[12:09:47] (&MafiaReturns) OBIT: Sza (Gangster) - None  [Downtown LA, Los Angeles]
[12:09:55] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) I tried to take pictures
[12:10:06] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but it turns out im a retard (obv) and all I got were blurry things
[12:10:20] (Tyrael) did you drop it iin the wateR?
[12:10:24] (Telkin) You forgot to wipe your hands off after the circle jerk......
[12:10:28] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) However I must say if you are ever doing a tour of Australia do try get there for NYE
[12:10:31] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) its insane
[12:10:32] (Telkin) Can't go touching lenses like that dude
[12:10:33] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) no telk
[12:10:36] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) we had a biscuit
[12:10:38] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) obv
[12:10:40] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) learn the game
[12:10:43] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) don't hate the player
[12:10:48] (Telkin) You wiped off with a biscuit?
[12:10:52] (Karmen) British Biscuit?
[12:10:54] (Karmen) or American?
[12:10:54] (Miss_Senza) are you drunk?
[12:10:58] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) I am not drunk
[12:11:01] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) and no
[12:11:03] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) maybe
[12:11:08] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) possibly
[12:11:09] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but then I moved to the
[12:11:11] (@SpikeSpiegel) wtf is going on
[12:11:11] (Miss_Senza) lol
[12:11:11] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) what?
[12:11:13] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) fuck you hater
[12:11:15] (&IzzyCreamcheese) please dont interefere on that level
[12:11:15] (Telkin) (_(
[12:11:16] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) who said that?
[12:11:17] (Karmen) yeah
[12:11:17] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) no fuck u
[12:11:19] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) I then moved to the blue mountains
[12:11:20] (&IzzyCreamcheese) it would make it hard for the jduges
[12:11:20] (Karmen) I didn't think people could do that
[12:11:27] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) seriously guys
[12:11:29] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) I love men
[12:11:33] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but im not gay
[12:11:36] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) my boyfriend is
[12:11:38] (Telkin) aint gay
[12:11:40] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) only on tuesdays
[12:11:41] (Telkin) but you'll suck that dick tho
[12:11:41] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) so we moved to the blue mountains
[12:11:43] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) mmm
[12:11:47] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) nd its a breathtaking place
[12:11:51] (Telkin) (Telkin) but you'll suck that dick tho
[12:11:51] (Telkin) (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) mmm
[12:11:58] (Telkin) new greet for sure.
[12:12:01] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) so many sweet walks and places to go swim in waterfalls and do cool shit like that
[12:12:03] (Tyrael) well some guys just like the beaty of big big things right XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX?
[12:12:05] (&IzzyCreamcheese) Meth, Albino, please put your nicks back to normal
[12:12:14] (Albino) :(
[12:12:14] (BigEasy) So when is someone going to start entertaining us?
[12:12:14] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) I have pictures of some shit ill share later as ittle steal my limelight
[12:12:27] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Noone said anything about entertainment
[12:12:33] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) you know where the door is fucko
[12:12:35] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) :)
[12:12:36] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) (3
[12:12:37] (&IzzyCreamcheese) BigEasy im assuming at around 17:00
[12:12:37] (BigEasy) lol
[12:12:38] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Anyway
[12:12:39] (Karmen) they're just supposed to bullshit for 15 mins
[12:12:46] (TesleR) I'm assuming 17:15
[12:12:49] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) we then drove to a shithole called Bowen
[12:13:01] (Telkin) 16:15 lol
[12:13:01] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) If you seen the film "Australia" that's where it was filmed
[12:13:05] (Telkin) he only needs 15 mins
[12:13:14] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) its a desolate town, has nothing going on but theres plenty of farm wor
[12:13:15] (Telkin) If we had to keep this up an hour that'd be nuts
[12:13:15] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) work
[12:13:23] (Telkin) like XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
[12:13:24] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) I could legit talk for the whole hour
[12:13:27] (BigEasy) Can we spawn a rogue so we can stare at our target being protected for the next two mins...
[12:13:30] (BigEasy) that sounds really nice
[12:13:30] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) im trying to break it down to important things
[12:13:33] (Telkin) can't keep it up for a few mins let alone an hour
[12:13:37] (&IzzyCreamcheese) i love how his 15 minutes of content ran out about 11 minutes ago, and now hes debating on making crocodile dundee jokes
[12:13:37] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but then its still bullshit and nobody cares
[12:13:44] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) so in two minute I will retire for old times sake
[12:13:50] (Tyrael) like stable boys being bumfucked ?
[12:13:57] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) In bowen we were drinign around looking for work
[12:14:08] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) We followed the satnav(wouldn't advise in aus)
[12:14:18] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) which took us past some stable boys being bumfucked
[12:14:25] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) so we took some pics then moved along
[12:14:37] (JoeyO) Explains the background on his computer
[12:14:37] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) we come to a "river" which turns out to be a desert
[12:14:43] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) and we have a 2wd van
[12:14:56] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) turns out if you do what we did "fuck it we'll make it"
[12:14:59] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) you wont.

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[13:00:18] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Right so squirrels
[13:00:21] (Vega) So Telkin how long in jail was it before you had to either A) take a dick, or B) Give some
[13:00:22] (Daniel_DiAngelo) i miss that fi;m
[13:00:25] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Any of you have any experiences with those?
[13:00:26] (Daniel_DiAngelo) i miss that film*
[13:00:28] (@SpikeS) my iq is dropping already
[13:00:28] (Karmen) lmfao
[13:00:30] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) They are sketchy motherfuckers
[13:00:38] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) I was living in a tent one time
[13:00:39] (Albino) What sorta squirrels?
[13:00:40] (&IzzyCreamcheese) Vega i heard its not gay as long as the testicles are shaved
[13:00:48] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) for about a month or so, not *that* long really, but not the point
[13:00:56] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Anyway I woke up this morning and popped my head out the tent
[13:01:10] (Vega) Did you drop the soap on purpose or did they have to "persuade" you
[13:01:11] (Karmen) this morning
[13:01:11] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) and my god damn backpack is stuck up in the branches of this tree
[13:01:18] (Albino) This was today?
[13:01:22] (Karmen) lol
[13:01:27] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Idunno why but for years i swore it was the squirrels who did it
[13:01:29] (@SpikeS) you're living in a tent?
[13:01:39] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) I realize now that it was *probably* me that did it, drunk or some shit
[13:01:41] (Albino) Someone order HIM a pizza, jesus..
[13:01:41] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but still.
[13:01:51] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) (few years ag Spike)
[13:01:52] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) ago*
[13:02:03] (Karmen) phew glad we cleared that up
[13:02:06] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) This other time, year or two after that
[13:02:12] (Vega) And when you inevitably had to blow a guy did he atleast stroke your hair and make you feel pretty?
[13:02:16] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) i got done smoking a few blunts with my friends and fell asleep on a park bench
[13:02:31] (tiggy) Uhm
[13:02:32] (tiggy) Yeah
[13:02:41] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) I wake up like half an hour later or so, and there's this motherfucking ring of squirrels around the bench
[13:02:46] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Literally all just staring at me.
[13:02:53] (&IzzyCreamcheese) "... They know"
[13:02:58] (BigEasy) Can we hear more about this gay sex that Vega keeps mentioning?
[13:02:59] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) I'm pretty sure they do know
[13:03:12] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Do you know how much the government could learn if they implanted shit into squirrels
[13:03:13] (tiggy) Telkin, I want to stab youin the face right now
[13:03:17] (Vega) by squirrels he means men by bench he means his ass, its all a ruse, a RUSE im telling you
[13:03:25] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) That's alright tiggy would you like some jellybeans?
[13:03:43] (Albino) Vega: What if it was the squirrels that got him?
[13:03:45] (Karmen) ear wax jelly beans
[13:03:47] (Albino) Squirrels need sex too.
[13:03:47] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Heh, so speaking of animals that nobody really cares for...... if you ever get the chance
[13:03:51] (tiggy) BigEasy, if you want to know about Vega's gay sex fantasies including my beloved, sometimes troublesome, e-child Telkin please take it to PM?
[13:03:56] (tiggy) I am trying to enjoy my morning coffee.
[13:03:59] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) ...
[13:04:00] (tiggy) Telkin, I hate you
[13:04:02] (tiggy) So fucking much
[13:04:02] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) anyway
[13:04:11] (BigEasy) Tiggy, no.
[13:04:14] (Vega) Did they let you have the bottom bunk for your good "behaviour" or did you have to blow them all to get it?
[13:04:15] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) If you ever get the chance to barricade yourself inside a car with a pizza
[13:04:18] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) somewhere with seagulls
[13:04:20] (tiggy) I was thinking about going to Costco for JellyBellies for camping
[13:04:21] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) and a pack of gum
[13:04:47] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) It's kinda fun to chew up the gum and stick it into the crust
[13:04:50] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) toss it out your window
[13:05:00] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) They can't chew the gum too much )_)
[13:05:14] (Vega) by gum he means dicks and by crust he means his ass
[13:05:25] (BigEasy) Are we talking about squirrel torture?
[13:05:27] (Karmen) lol
[13:05:27] (tiggy) Yeah okay... I'm off to my happy place
[13:05:32] (Karmen) this is a comp tiggy
[13:05:33] (Vega) or the jail molestation?
[13:05:35] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Squirrel torture could be a legit thing
[13:05:37] (Karmen) :P
[13:05:44] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) I'm sure there are some fucked up people out there
[13:05:46] (tiggy) Exactly why I'm off to my happy place
[13:05:47] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) who might pay for such things
[13:05:49] (Daniel_DiAngelo) wait what
[13:05:49] (Karmen) ah :P
[13:05:50] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) I mean just think
[13:05:53] (Karmen) okay enjoy your coffee
[13:05:55] (Albino) You could use squirrels like that guy uses rats in Wanted.
[13:05:55] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) In all the things you've seen HERE
[13:05:58] (Daniel_DiAngelo) did i see Karm Molestation
[13:06:00] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Like shit people have done for creds
[13:06:02] (Albino) Strap them all with explosives
[13:06:06] (Karmen) no I don't molest people
[13:06:07] (Karmen) lol
[13:06:13] (Vega) https://mafiareturns.com/war/wack.php?user=-Telkin-
[13:06:15] (Daniel_DiAngelo) lies
[13:06:15] (Vega) 50mil
[13:06:16] (Vega) gogogo
[13:06:18] (Karmen) lol
[13:06:26] (Karmen) dangit okay
[13:06:27] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) See, people will do anything for credits
[13:06:35] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Like me!
[13:06:36] (Daniel_DiAngelo) dude i just want to mug telkin
[13:06:38] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) I once killed myself
[13:06:46] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) while there was a 15 mill hit on me
[13:06:47] (Daniel_DiAngelo) not shoot him
[13:06:48] (Vega) Wasn't on vday so doesn't count
[13:07:05] (&IzzyCreamcheese) jailer snorted hot sauce
[13:07:05] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Cinamon challenge as well
[13:07:08] (Daniel_DiAngelo) though i dont thn
[13:07:14] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Hot sauce aint shit
[13:07:16] (Daniel_DiAngelo) ink i can mug him anymore
[13:07:18] (Daniel_DiAngelo) that was like
[13:07:19] (Daniel_DiAngelo) days ago
[13:07:20] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Instant coffee is where it's at
[13:07:24] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) I was into that at one point
[13:07:27] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) in jail
[13:07:30] (&IzzyCreamcheese) XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX hot sauce aint shit?  i know what youll be doing in 8 minutes
[13:07:36] (Albino) Instant coffee? ... This is going educational.
[13:07:37] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Okay it probably is
[13:07:47] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) I saw someone snort a hot chili packet from a ramen once
[13:07:49] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) like the salt packet
[13:07:53] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) that was some funny shit
[13:07:58] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Yes insant coffee though
[13:08:00] (Vega) I once put one of Izzys tampins in my butt cause the letter said "To plug your holes" and I got confused
[13:08:01] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) at first...
[13:08:06] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) It started off as a dare type thing
[13:08:13] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Like yo I dare you to snort this
[13:08:20] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) they'd crush up like a tiny ass amount of it
[13:08:22] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) I was liek lolwot
[13:08:24] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Whatever
[13:08:26] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) So did it
[13:08:29] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Then it was like
[13:08:30] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Dude
[13:08:36] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Do this fat line and i'll toss ya a soup
[13:08:42] (Vega) MY names telkin I tell stories of squirrels to mask the insane sex I had in jail that one time, or seven
[13:08:44] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) was totally worth
[13:08:52] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) It kinda slowly turned worse though
[13:08:53] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) like
[13:08:56] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) me initiating it
[13:09:05] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Yo I'll do a line of coffee for a cup of coffee.....
[13:09:11] (Albino) How much coffee went up your hooter?
[13:09:13] (ralph) and then weeks later you decided to raise the stakes by eating 20 loaves of bread on ustream?
[13:09:15] (Vega) Like when you "initiated" the jail sex? for 20 credits?
[13:09:17] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) The best thing is it actually works for energy
[13:09:21] (Vega) or was it 15
[13:09:28] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) There's a huge drawback though.
[13:09:41] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Whenever it is that you finally want to pass out and you alw down
[13:09:42] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) lay*
[13:09:47] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) that drip though
[13:10:00] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Tastes okay...ish....kinda. and just keeps giving you more caffiene
[13:10:11] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) All in all, i suggest avoiding instant coffee if at all possible
[13:10:14] (Vega) you caught all the drips after dropping the soap ohsnap
[13:10:18] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) well, snorting it anyway
[13:10:23] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) or jail.
[13:10:28] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) But if you cant
[13:10:30] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) PRO TIPS
[13:10:38] (Albino) Did you ever reach the extreme of plugging it?
[13:10:45] (BigEasy) Are you just ignoring Vega as he insults your honor? Or is it just true...so you let it continue?
[13:10:47] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Write as many roleplays for MR as humanly possible
[13:10:53] (Vega) You took more than the tip, lets be honest
[13:10:57] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) It will help keep you sane
[13:11:06] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) But also if you ever get any mail sent to you from MR people
[13:11:13] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) make sure they don't write (BUBBLES!) next to your name
[13:11:20] (@SpikeS) BUBBLESS
[13:11:21] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) It makes for some awkward conversations
[13:11:35] (Vega) As does the reveal the jail sex?\
[13:11:40] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) and then you have to explain that no, you aren't obsessed with bubbles.....
[13:11:42] (BigEasy) You user interaction is a bit lacking. Authenticity is good
[13:11:43] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) But then a few days later
[13:11:46] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) When you get another letter
[13:11:49] (BigEasy) I could use a pinch of salt
[13:11:53] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) in a bright golden envelople
[13:11:57] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) envelope*
[13:12:03] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) From: Mr. Ducky
[13:12:07] (Vega) Oh telkin got more than his daily recommended intake of salt, I tell you now
[13:12:16] (@SpikeS) ty
[13:12:16] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) You just can't really explain it all away
[13:12:18] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) So you don't
[13:12:21] (@SpikeS) is what he likes to be called
[13:12:22] (@SpikeS) Ty
[13:12:25] (@SpikeS) like ty cobb
[13:12:25] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Stfu
[13:12:30] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Moar pro tips
[13:12:35] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Who needs breakfast?!
[13:12:39] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) (Jail pro tips)
[13:12:44] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) They say it's the most important
[13:12:52] (Vega) Seems to know a lot about the TIP, mustve been a long stretch
[13:12:55] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but more fights start there than any other time....pepole are grumpy motherfucker
[13:12:58] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) +s
[13:13:07] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Sell all your breakfasts for other comm. items
[13:13:18] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) wake up, hand off, and go the fuck back to sleep.
[13:13:29] (Karmen) hand off in the am
[13:13:32] (Karmen) starting early
[13:13:34] (Vega) Who needs breakfast when they can grab a salty breakfast shot? amarite telk
[13:13:39] (Karmen) lol
[13:13:50] (BigEasy) exactly how deep am I allowed to go inside your anus, telkin?
[13:13:51] (ralph) bubba is pleased
[13:13:52] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) An inmate almost punched a guard this one time over salt actually
[13:13:53] (Albino) Skip breakfast, snort coffee? .. Noted.
[13:13:56] (BigEasy) the full 1.13 inches?
[13:14:09] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) they took our salt and pepper shakers away for like a week
[13:14:13] (Vega) Is there an eticate(sp?) inside like, no sex on the first date?
[13:14:20] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Heh, we actually made this one guard cry
[13:14:24] (Vega) or is it a freeforall
[13:14:30] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) By telling him his mother didnt love him
[13:14:36] (Vega) that's mean
[13:14:47] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Well he wouldnt let us shut the lights off
[13:14:49] (Vega) then again taking cock daily couldn't have been great for you, or could it?
[13:14:50] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) in the dorm
[13:14:51] (BigEasy) HOW COULD YOU?
[13:14:55] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) So I got up
[13:14:58] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) turned them off
[13:14:59] (BigEasy) You monster.
[13:15:03] (Daniel_DiAngelo) Izzy's bal depresses me
[13:15:03] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) and then the brights got turned on
[13:15:04] (Vega) up inside him?
[13:15:08] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) So we all kinda rioted-ish.
[13:15:12] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Not really a riot
[13:15:13] (Vega) lights off I see how you roll
[13:15:14] (ralph) I'll take things that didn't happen for $200, alex
[13:15:14] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) more like a roast
[13:15:15] (Vega) inky shit
[13:15:19] (XxXXXXxXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Roast's are good.

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Deces
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[14:00:06] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) Hello all, i would like to take the time and perform an original song. Hold further comments to the end... Music starts playing...
[14:00:11] (BigEasy) Back in my day you had to ask your cl to deposit cash
[14:00:17] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) They say im lost inside of my thoughts but i think not, feel the pain in my heart to know where it started and.
[14:00:35] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) Cause once i felt hatred my life turn to many regrets, i mean choices i made i look back and i cannot accept.
[14:00:38] (BigEasy) hold comments?
[14:00:42] (BigEasy) f this guy
[14:00:46] (Telkin) Yes let's pause our convo
[14:00:52] (Telkin) And throw tomatoes at this performer
[14:00:54] (+Ewiv) Comment all you want, you're supposed to mess up his rant :P
[14:00:55] (&IzzyCreamcheese) i guess we can just catcall instread
[14:00:58] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) I know the pain is a struggle but i still carry on, bleed the music inside of my body just follow along.
[14:01:08] * Miss_Senza throws tomatoes at Telkin
[14:01:21] (Telkin) (3 you too
[14:01:21] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) Call it my skeleton closet i swear to god im hiding, cause through it all i keep to myself to speak quiet.
[14:01:39] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) I cant express enough to explain what you hearing since, the pain in my heart is different from the way you would picture it.
[14:01:51] (BigEasy) this reminds me of my deadjournal in highschool
[14:01:53] (&DeadlySin) ...
[14:01:55] * +Ewiv catcalls at IzzyCreamcheese
[14:01:56] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) I know you see in a image that has turned dead wrong, with plenty mistakes that i have repeated for so long.
[14:02:00] * Miss_Senza cheers for xXxXxXxXx and so on
[14:02:14] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) The nightmares and the torture, it came to the point that death came to my life and gave me an offer.
[14:02:28] (@Toby-) cake or death
[14:02:35] (BigEasy) death
[14:02:35] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) So now im jusy in a room all alone by myself, somebody scream help, forget it ill just kill myself.
[14:02:37] (&DeadlySin) I nominate him for death
[14:02:37] (BigEasy) no wait...
[14:02:46] (&IzzyCreamcheese) dont kill yourself
[14:02:49] (&IzzyCreamcheese) its only 2:30 after
[14:02:54] (&IzzyCreamcheese) you still got 12:30 left
[14:03:00] (&IzzyCreamcheese) hang in there little buddy
[14:03:00] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) But even after the storm i swear its never calm, with sunshine comes another threat to push away.
[14:03:02] (Keats) lol
[14:03:29] (@Toby-) That'd be a really elaborate last joke for a standup comedian
[14:03:32] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) With days that fade another death comes and another baby is born inside of somebody arms.
[14:03:38] (&DeadlySin) IzzyCreamcheese what's the rule on people spamming this chat with song lyrics?
[14:03:52] (&IzzyCreamcheese) DeadlySin its original, its all good
[14:03:59] (&DeadlySin) but annoying as fuck, lol
[14:04:07] (&IzzyCreamcheese) its allowed in the competition
[14:04:10] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) And it seems like the patterns going on and on and, the one day you lost the family mourning.
[14:04:11] (@Toby-) He's got 15 mins DeadlySin :P
[14:04:12] (&DeadlySin) oh wait
[14:04:15] (&DeadlySin) this is the competition?
[14:04:16] (&DeadlySin) oh
[14:04:19] (&DeadlySin) ignore me then
[14:04:24] (@Toby-) don't worry
[14:04:33] (Telkin) We usually do DS
[14:04:33] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) It was the morning when they found your body in the bed, with a note that read im sorry but im better off dead.
[14:04:35] (Telkin) :P :P
[14:04:45] (&DeadlySin) aww Telkin that was mean :(
[14:04:47] (&IzzyCreamcheese) DeadlySin just put it to the beat of Dead or Alive - You Spin Me Round
[14:04:58] (+JackRuby) is there an off button here?
[14:05:01] (Karmen) lol
[14:05:05] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) I know you proud of me, but i doubted myself and through the worse i felt cold as if nobody could help.
[14:05:26] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) Now you at my tomb crying out in search for the answers, asking god to give me the phone and let me answer.
[14:05:39] (BigEasy) You've died like four times in this song already...
[14:05:40] (&DeadlySin) is this going to go on for 15 minutes?
[14:05:48] (&DeadlySin) like... this one song?
[14:05:50] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) Dont feel at fault for the way you raised in me, you were the best but i was at a point of no changing me.
[14:05:56] (&IzzyCreamcheese) well, im enjoying it, so
[14:05:57] (Albino) Didn't you hear? We have to hold comments.
[14:06:06] (&IzzyCreamcheese) carry on :P
[14:06:13] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) I was lost i was dead but im alive now, and i will stay waiting in front of the gates until you arrive now.
[14:06:18] (&DeadlySin) no no, not saying that out of complaint, just curious if anything else is going to happen
[14:06:39] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) Now you on the way to the hospital and your heart is barely beating.
[14:06:40] (Telkin) (I'd just like to say 15 mins sounds easy lol but depending on how quick you type after 5 mins it gets a littler harder :P)
[14:06:51] (&DeadlySin) Telkin if I was going to take part in this
[14:06:52] (@SpikeS) The end of nights we tried to die
[14:06:57] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) Youre not responding and your lungs are now rarely breathing.
[14:07:01] (&DeadlySin) I'd have typed out a whole load into a word document or something
[14:07:05] (&enkindle) Any non-godfather CLs around I can hijack an account from?
[14:07:10] (&DeadlySin) and then just copy + paste the lines in every 30 seconds or so
[14:07:12] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) They say they need the bleeding to stop but they cant stop it they applying pressure to you but your heart rate keeps dropping.
[14:07:15] (&IzzyCreamcheese) sup enkindle
[14:07:18] (&DeadlySin) saves a lot of typing over a short time :P
[14:07:23] (&enkindle) taxes
[14:07:29] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) Its no longer a question about if you will make it, you to the point of no return i mean theres no escaping.
[14:07:30] (&enkindle) doing final testing
[14:07:40] (&IzzyCreamcheese) \o/
[14:07:45] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) They trying to save in your child but its getting worse, complications came too soon while you were giving birth.
[14:07:52] (&enkindle) GF-)Chairman works good
[14:07:54] (Telkin) Lol i did mine on the fly
[14:08:02] (@SpikeS) yeah we know telkin
[14:08:03] (@SpikeS) we know
[14:08:04] (Telkin) Izzy talked me into it
[14:08:21] (Telkin) Did this guys heart rate drop so low he died for real?
[14:08:23] (@Toby-) I don't think I have 15 mins of jokes to tell
[14:08:25] (BigEasy) Is it over?
[14:08:34] (&IzzyCreamcheese) xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx youre doing good man, keep going
[14:08:49] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) And now he dreading everyday that he lives and dont know why, he searching for answers in hope of a clear sign.
[14:08:49] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) Never had a mother to protect and show the way, he became lost inside his journey from his choices his mistakes.
[14:08:49] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) Now the baby here laughter forms to cries, the baby gets grown with the thoughts of suicide.
[14:09:10] (Daniel_DiAngelo) at this rate
[14:09:11] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) His mind is lost and he put his heart inside of his thoughts.
[14:09:16] (Daniel_DiAngelo) we just want to destroy bubba
[14:09:26] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) His thoughts are off so his heart is broken in many parts.
[14:09:49] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) And now he walking to the bridge where the rocks at, didnt have nobody close to his side to hold him back.
[14:10:08] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) He jumped and put a picture of his mom to his chest, and at the end of the day he took his last breath.
[14:10:17] (BigEasy) I keep google searching the lines expecting to find some swedish band no one ever heard of.
[14:10:26] (Miss_Senza) lol
[14:10:26] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) The dreams came for awhile but now they gone
[14:10:42] (Vega) Whoever this XX is shit, get of the stage, I hoe youre better than this tripe BigEasy, doubt it though
[14:10:43] (FMP) xxxxxxxxxxxxx isnt that enough xxx's?
[14:10:43] (Miss_Senza) maybe its an own song ;)
[14:10:48] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) And now im in a place of my life for where to never belong
[14:11:09] (BigEasy) Im going to be way worse than this
[14:11:12] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) And no im walking this road believing tragedy came home
[14:11:14] (BigEasy) this person is prepared at least.
[14:11:28] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) A man laying down on the floor dead gone
[14:11:29] (FMP) They are coming up with it at the top of their head
[14:11:29] (Vega) Just recite god save our german queen and youll be fine
[14:11:33] (Telkin) winging it is the best
[14:11:34] (Telkin) :P
[14:11:39] (Vega) beter than jail sex?/
[14:11:43] (Telkin) Everything I said was true though
[14:11:43] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) I swear to god it seems like that, i never fought back
[14:11:48] (BigEasy) I have a topic at least telkin, just haven't prepared anything in writing
[14:11:58] (Vega) my topic was STRAYA
[14:11:59] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) The way that it ended was the worse way to finish
[14:12:19] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) The thoughts of suicide is the worse fucking feeling
[14:12:33] (BigEasy) How am I supposed to know who to vote for when all the names are just X's?
[14:12:40] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) So now i keep a bottle of pills just so i can feel it
[14:12:49] (Telkin) I dont think we get to vote
[14:12:56] (&IzzyCreamcheese) BigEasy becaused the time slots are listed in the thread
[14:13:00] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) You can never pretend or realize what im going through
[14:13:04] (Telkin) ^^
[14:13:09] (BigEasy) You expect me to rmember who said what without a name?!?!
[14:13:15] (BigEasy) Jesus you must think highly of me
[14:13:15] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) Even if you walk in the same shoes you never knew
[14:13:28] (&IzzyCreamcheese) 00:00 Madara
[14:13:28] (&IzzyCreamcheese) 01:00
[14:13:28] (&IzzyCreamcheese) 02:00
[14:13:28] (&IzzyCreamcheese) 03:00
[14:13:28] (&IzzyCreamcheese) 16:00 Vega
[14:13:28] (&IzzyCreamcheese) 17:00 -Telkin-
[14:13:28] (&IzzyCreamcheese) 18:00 Deces
[14:13:28] (&IzzyCreamcheese) 19:00 Keats
[14:13:28] (&IzzyCreamcheese) 20:00
[14:13:28] (&IzzyCreamcheese) 21:00
[14:13:28] (&IzzyCreamcheese) 22:00 K_W
[14:13:28] (&IzzyCreamcheese) 23:00 GreenBean
[14:13:30] (Vega) I cant do time
[14:13:31] (FMP) I can spit a rhyme that will beat your time
[14:13:36] (@SpikeS) ralph!
[14:13:49] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) Even if you came to the same room the same booth the same coupe and imagine to do what i do
[14:13:50] (&DeadlySin) IzzyCreamcheese I take it that's MR time?
[14:13:51] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) No
[14:14:04] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) You never know what i been through i cant explain it
[14:14:05] (FMP) xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx YES
[14:14:10] (&IzzyCreamcheese) DeadlySin yeah
[14:14:17] (BigEasy) Neigh
[14:14:19] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) And if i could you wouldnt be the one to obtain it
[14:14:33] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) I swear to god im dead wrong in this song
[14:14:46] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) And im dead to the life that you known
[14:14:59] (xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx) Ok the songs are over.....

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Keats
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[15:00:40] * XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX cracks his knuckles
[15:00:51] * Telkin cracks Keats
[15:00:55] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Harsh.
[15:01:03] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Hello all
[15:01:10] (Telkin) Not as harsh as your breathe mate
[15:01:15] (Telkin) You didnt think to use a mint?
[15:01:16] (Telkin) :\
[15:01:31] (&IzzyCreamcheese) mint? singular?
[15:01:31] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) So my topic today is not particularly humorous
[15:01:32] (&IzzyCreamcheese) thats adorable
[15:01:43] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but I think it could be informative
[15:02:03] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) It's about babies. And why my new favorite number is 19.
[15:02:19] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Now this talk is not going to explain to you HOW babies are made
[15:02:27] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) I know some of you are still confused about that
[15:02:30] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Telkin.
[15:02:34] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Revan.
[15:02:37] * XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX coughs
[15:02:45] (&IzzyCreamcheese) this group knows how babies are made, they just lack basic understanding about how to get into a situation where they get the cahnce to make a baby without charges being filed
[15:02:49] (Miss_Senza) lol
[15:02:50] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) lol
[15:02:53] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) touche, Izzy
[15:03:13] (Telkin) Yeah we're lame not children jeez
[15:03:16] (Telkin) Give us more credit.
[15:03:17] (FMP) lmfao
[15:03:26] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) So I guess I want to do this because meeting older people on the internet is usually (and obviously sometimes correctly) posited as a negative thing.
[15:03:38] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) But I've been hanging out in this room, off and on, since 2003
[15:03:47] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) (very off sometimes, but the point remains)
[15:03:50] (Revan) honestly I love vagins
[15:03:59] (&IzzyCreamcheese) dildo vagins?
[15:04:00] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) and I've benefitted from listening to older people talk about their lives
[15:04:15] (FMP) So its a bad thing to meet someone online?
[15:04:26] (Telkin) (somtimes)
[15:04:29] (Telkin) +e
[15:04:32] (Telkin) :S
[15:04:53] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) FMP, sometimes- but I know for a fact I benefitted listening to people on here about college before I went
[15:05:14] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) so my point is that it can be invaluable to meet older people and talk to them
[15:05:35] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) so I want to talk about having a kid- and for those of you who haven't, maybe you'll get something out of it
[15:05:41] (Revan) have sex with older women on the internet until you get a baby - got it. keats is teaching me a lot.
[15:05:41] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) for those of you who have, please chime in!
[15:05:42] (Daniel_DiAngelo) soo...
[15:05:47] (ralph) "don't"
[15:05:58] (ralph) (3
[15:06:01] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) What this is not is a reflection on blessed parentage
[15:06:02] (Daniel_DiAngelo) Cats can eat sandwiches with sausage and cheese right?
[15:06:16] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) being a parent is a special thing for you, but it doesn't make you special to the world
[15:06:30] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) so here's my story, and take it with a grain of salt
[15:06:50] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) because I've been a parent for a whole 10 days- but compared to what I knew before? I've learned a lot.
[15:06:55] (Revan) like an anchovie lol
[15:07:12] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) My first piece of advice would be to try to be a spouse before you're a parent
[15:07:14] (Daniel_DiAngelo) also jesus christ i get why stores dont have stuff at this time but like jesus christ... Just sandwhiches
[15:07:18] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) just be married, get to know each other
[15:07:26] (&IzzyCreamcheese) (that shoudl be in the other order)
[15:07:27] (malo) can't have a proper casesar salad without them
[15:07:30] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) enjoy each other's company and build a strong foundation
[15:07:49] (TesleR) XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX you think so?
[15:09:02] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) the next thing is that our society spends a lot of effort trying to avoid pregnancy
[15:09:20] (&IzzyCreamcheese) anal requires no effort
[15:09:24] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) between that and seeing one night stand babies on TV, we assume we can just have a baby on demand
[15:09:26] (TesleR) So the idea is for us to distract him?
[15:09:30] (TesleR) Aye?
[15:09:31] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) it just happens whenever you want to
[15:09:37] * Karmen throws pennies
[15:09:39] (malo) pullout game weak?
[15:09:43] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) But it doesn't always work like that
[15:09:49] (&IzzyCreamcheese) TesleR aye, but try to keep it under 15 lines in total during his thing, so that its not too overwhelming
[15:09:51] (ralph) i think you're describing prison, IzzyCreamcheese
[15:09:55] * XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX pockets pennies
[15:09:58] (Karmen) lol
[15:10:00] (@SpikeS) Yo I'm a Raptor doin' what I can gonna eat everything 'til the appearance of man. Yo yo yo, see me, I'm living below the soil, I'll be back but I'm comin' as oil!
[15:10:01] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Will need those, ty
[15:10:08] (TesleR) XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX how long you been married for?
[15:10:10] (Karmen) yeah just makin' it rain
[15:10:11] (Karmen) pennies
[15:10:34] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) 6 years. Far from an expert- but still with something to offer.
[15:10:43] (TesleR) Cool
[15:10:47] (TesleR) You hvae kids too?
[15:11:11] (Karmen) pets don't count!
[15:11:12] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Anyways- find the balance between living your life and doing things that you want to do before you have kids- but acknowledge that you may need years to actually have a baby
[15:11:16] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) I do now, yes :)
[15:11:20] (Karmen) dawww
[15:11:25] (TesleR) Ahh brill, how old are they XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX?
[15:11:36] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) 10 days old in a few hours
[15:11:37] (TesleR) or you just got ze one?
[15:11:40] (TesleR) Ahh wow man
[15:11:49] (TesleR) That's coo;l
[15:11:50] (malo) you'll sleep again some day :)
[15:11:59] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) around 19:00 on June 19th, I became a father- which is why I have 19 X's in my name.
[15:12:06] (TesleR) Dedication right there!
[15:12:14] (TesleR) I do have a question though XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
[15:12:20] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Having a baby is basically taking care of the DRUNKEST, most idiotic college roommate you'll ever have
[15:12:29] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) the level of responsibility is staggering
[15:12:33] (TesleR) What is pie squared?
[15:12:35] (TesleR) xD
[15:12:40] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Pies are circles
[15:12:42] (TesleR) Pi*
[15:12:44] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) CHECKMATE
[15:13:06] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Anyways, your life completely changes unless you're a psychopath.
[15:13:12] (Revan) damn
[15:13:17] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) And I'm happy that I have a baby.
[15:13:33] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) I wanted a baby, and my wife and I tried for years to have a baby.
[15:13:46] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) I can't imagine having to deal with this baby if I didn't want this to be my life.
[15:14:03] (&MafiaReturns) OBIT: Lefty (Gangster) - None  [Brooklyn, New York]
[15:14:20] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) So be careful. Don't just jump into having a kid because you got married.
[15:14:22] (BigEasy) I didnt join until the end
[15:14:25] (BigEasy) Im really glad...
[15:14:50] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Travel. See your friends. Do anything you want to while you can. Because everything changes.
[15:14:59] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) ... but in the best possible way.
[15:15:16] (Karmen) dang you killed Lefty..
[15:15:20] (Karmen) smh
[15:15:21] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) To quote Lin Manuel Miranda- there's so much more inside me now that I'm a father, and I'm excited for the future.
[15:15:47] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) But I can't imagine trying to handle this a decade ago- or before I built a great relationship with my life.
[15:16:19] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) TL;DR = Kids are fantastic and will open up parts of you you never knew existed, but they'll also radically change your world and limit your freedom.
[15:16:34] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) So get your money's worth and make sure you're as ready as you can be.
[15:16:36] (BigEasy) last line doesnt count
[15:16:40] (BigEasy) went over your time limit
[15:16:40] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Even though no one's ever ready.

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Incursio (extra time allowed because an admin who didnt realize the comp was going, changed his annoying XXXXXXX name to something else, heh)
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[16:00:08] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) alright so
[16:00:08] * Karmen plays the drum
[16:00:15] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) im gonna rant about weeb shows that trigger me
[16:00:19] (FMP) oh god
[16:00:21] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) and im probably gonna ignore everyone too cuz i can
[16:00:23] (BigEasy) wtf is a weeb show
[16:00:25] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) anywho
[16:00:26] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) first of all
[16:00:26] * FMP eats popcorn
[16:00:29] (Karmen) nerd porn
[16:00:29] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) this is gonna have spoilers
[16:00:31] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) so if you dont like that
[16:00:35] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) you should prob close ur eyes or something
[16:00:39] (FMP) spit it out you busta!
[16:00:41] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but thats ur problem not mine i warned you ok
[16:00:46] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) lets do this alphabetically
[16:00:47] (FMP) Booo
[16:00:48] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) from a
[16:00:49] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) to 52
[16:00:50] (BigEasy) seriously, I cant enjoy this...
[16:00:52] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) so first of all
[16:00:54] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) akame ga kill
[16:00:55] (BigEasy) if I dont know what a weeb is
[16:00:57] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) this show triggers me
[16:00:58] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) so hard
[16:01:00] (FMP) Its anime
[16:01:01] * Tyrael yawns, BORING AS FUCK
[16:01:06] (Karmen) someone that likes Japanese stuff.
[16:01:06] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) the show itself is so different from the manga
[16:01:07] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) i mean
[16:01:09] (Karmen) like anime, etc
[16:01:13] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) tatsumi literally dies but he aint supposed to yo like wtf
[16:01:14] (BigEasy) roger that
[16:01:16] (FMP) GET OFF THE STAGE BUSTA
[16:01:16] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) hes supposed to
[16:01:17] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) survive
[16:01:18] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) and then
[16:01:26] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) hes supposed to fuse with the demon beast inside of the sword
[16:01:30] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) and steal that other chicks sword
[16:01:38] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but its so different it ruins the whole point
[16:01:40] (Tyrael) so much sentences but still he hasn't said anything, nio, what are you on about?
[16:01:42] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) anyways
[16:01:50] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) now akuma no riddle triggers me even more
[16:01:57] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) i told revan this already cuz i felt like bothering him
[16:02:02] (FMP) Hes talking about the dets
[16:02:02] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but these bustas are supposed to die
[16:02:04] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but in the end
[16:02:05] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) these bustas
[16:02:06] (FMP) so shut the fuck up
[16:02:07] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) come back to life
[16:02:15] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) like if you gonna die dramatically in the romeo and juliet play
[16:02:15] * FMP applauds
[16:02:18] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) by legit poisoning yourself
[16:02:23] (Tyrael) they worship the lord of light as well?
[16:02:23] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) or committing seppuku with the sword
[16:02:29] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) than dont come back in like the next 5 episodes or something
[16:02:30] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) and be like
[16:02:34] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) ayy we graduated yo
[16:02:36] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) no you didn't you died
[16:02:39] (Karmen) it's like animated Supernatural
[16:02:39] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) go back to the grave
[16:02:50] (FMP) 15:02    (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX)  no you didn't you died 15:02    (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX)  go back to the grave
[16:02:51] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) now aldnoah zero is the the worst of the a's i tell ya that
[16:02:54] (FMP) Best part
[16:03:03] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) cuz its about them mechs and mars people
[16:03:06] (FMP) (How long does this go on for?)
[16:03:07] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but this dude got shot in the eye and lived
[16:03:19] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) how the fuck did this boy not get that bullet through his eye and his asshole
[16:03:24] (Karmen) til :15
[16:03:24] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) when it was shot like 3m infront of him
[16:03:28] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) and then he gets some bullshit hacker eye
[16:03:34] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) that lets him beat everyone in the second season
[16:03:38] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) its ridiculous
[16:03:49] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) oh yeah i forgot shoutout to akuma no riddle for having nio tho cuz nio is best girl
[16:03:52] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) moving on
[16:04:02] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) i cant bitch about angel beats so ya'll are lucky cuz the song was good and shit
[16:04:06] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but ass class sucks
[16:04:09] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) literally op tentacle dude
[16:04:14] (Tyrael) at least now we know by firsthand experience why all these anime geeks are virgins :P
[16:04:15] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) who teaches these nerds
[16:04:24] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) all about school and not being shit at school
[16:04:27] (FMP) 15:04    (Tyrael)  at least now we know by firsthand experience why all these anime geeks are virgins :P
[16:04:30] (FMP) Im not a virgin
[16:04:36] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) black bullet was also trash so lets not talk about that
[16:04:45] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) literally about a pillar being made shittily to save money
[16:04:49] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) i mean what is this the us government lmao
[16:05:08] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) black lagoon was also good there was the lady with the dualies and she pewed all them baddies while being a baddie herself
[16:05:13] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) and she stole from those nazi submarines and shit
[16:05:29] (FMP) Did they blow the shit submarines?
[16:05:30] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) i cant complain about erased either but idk coma boy wasnt too good
[16:05:34] * Tyrael is getting confused japanese anime and nazi's?
[16:05:35] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) now break blade
[16:05:36] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) this show
[16:05:39] (BigEasy) When do we get to talk about the porn with octupus?
[16:05:43] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) i swear to good it was stupid
[16:05:46] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) all i remember
[16:05:47] (FMP) In PM's BigEasy
[16:05:56] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) is that these bucko didnt have the special power to use the crystals like everyone else
[16:06:00] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) and every single fight
[16:06:05] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) everyone was just screaming their heart out
[16:06:06] (BigEasy) How am I supposed to be a heckler in PM's?
[16:06:09] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) and like grunting when their swords hit and shit
[16:06:13] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) it was really weird
[16:06:16] (Karmen) talk about it all you want BigEasy
[16:06:17] (Karmen) lol
[16:06:18] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) the plot wasnt too good either
[16:06:19] (&MafiaReturns) Big Harty: $25,000,000
[16:06:22] (FMP) Copy and paste busta
[16:06:24] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) oh boy we're at the c's boy
[16:06:27] (FMP) Yeah Karmen likes that shiz
[16:06:28] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) lets start with uh
[16:06:29] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) code geass
[16:06:30] (Karmen) lmao
[16:06:30] (Tyki_Mikk) It this Nio?
[16:06:32] (Karmen) no NIo does
[16:06:33] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) now that show
[16:06:35] (Karmen) yeah it is
[16:06:37] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) was literally
[16:06:39] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) sponsored by pizza hut
[16:06:41] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) why the heck
[16:06:45] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) would pizza hut sponsor a show
[16:06:50] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) about mechs and teens in mechs
[16:06:54] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) with eye powers and shit
[16:06:55] (FMP) Because geeks are too lazy to cook
[16:06:57] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) thats some weird marketting strategy
[16:07:08] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) also every episode i swear to god
[16:07:11] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) they'd get a new mech
[16:07:18] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) that'd take out half of the army
[16:07:22] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but then the other side
[16:07:24] (Tyrael) tanannaa, nanana, nananaan PIZZA man :D
[16:07:25] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) would get one that took out their half
[16:07:31] (Tyki_Mikk) What about Akame Ga Kill! Tell me more senpai!!!!
[16:07:31] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) also they had a mech called the white knight
[16:07:33] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) shoutout to freelancer
[16:07:42] (Karmen) lol
[16:07:43] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) for being our white knight
[16:07:50] (FMP) We are already passed that Tyki_Mikk
[16:07:53] (FMP) Shh
[16:07:54] (Tyki_Mikk) Shit
[16:07:54] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) k so
[16:07:58] (Karmen) lol
[16:08:00] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) apparantly i havent watched any other show's that start with c
[16:08:01] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) so lets go to c
[16:08:08] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) oh boy darker than black
[16:08:12] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) that shit is good shit 100% first season
[16:08:13] (Revan) Oh I didn't miss it.
[16:08:13] (Tyki_Mikk) (3
[16:08:15] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but fucking gemini
[16:08:16] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) i swear to god
[16:08:21] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) gemini is the shittiest shit i've ever seen
[16:08:23] (FMP) Did you do Bakki the grappler XXXXXXXXXXXXXX?
[16:08:23] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) he literally
[16:08:24] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) became a hobo
[16:08:28] * Tyki_Mikk grabs popcorn
[16:08:38] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) and just made this chick go around with her anti tank sniper or something
[16:08:44] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) it was trash but the first season was good
[16:08:45] (Tyrael) so nio, you jack off to this shit right? or you "watch it for the plot"
[16:08:46] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) i gotta be fair
[16:08:47] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) i was warned
[16:08:50] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) that s2 sucked
[16:08:52] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but i watched it anyways
[16:08:59] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) also there was some special
[16:09:00] (FMP) (Tyrael)  so nio, you jack off to this shit right? or you "watch it for the plot" HAHAHAHA
[16:09:05] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) and some chick had the answer to the code
[16:09:08] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) in her fanfic or something
[16:09:09] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) it was weird
[16:09:17] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) ima skip death note cuz i mean who doesnt know death note
[16:09:20] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but ill just say
[16:09:29] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) it declined after l went away
[16:09:35] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) ooh death parade thats good tho
[16:09:39] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) lots of shows with death
[16:09:48] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) they had to play darts and shit
[16:09:52] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) to get reincarnated or be stuck in hell
[16:10:00] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) that was good and mysterious but i only paid half attention
[16:10:04] (Tyrael) o yeah i know a new title, it's called bored to death by nio
[16:10:12] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) elfen lied was about naked ppl with invisible tentacles killing people
[16:10:20] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) and there was some hobo chick with a dog
[16:10:27] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) they ate lots of breadcrumbs it was ok
[16:10:34] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) man fate/zero
[16:10:37] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but i havent watched fate/stay night
[16:10:42] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) cuz the first fate stay night was bad
[16:10:47] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but unlimited blade works was good soi  should watch that
[16:10:49] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) anywho
[16:10:53] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) fate zero was weird cuz the first episode was like
[16:10:56] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) 45 min long
[16:11:01] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) and i was spooked they would all be that lon
[16:11:04] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but they weren't
[16:11:13] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) it was all good and they had king arthur as a chick and she beat the ppl up
[16:11:24] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) she was my background once i think i don't remember
[16:11:32] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) meh full metal panic
[16:11:38] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) that was some cheesy mech thing
[16:11:39] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) that i found
[16:11:43] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) while tryna find full metal alchemist
[16:11:47] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) they're not the same at all
[16:11:51] (Tyki_Mikk) Has he done D Gray man yet?
[16:11:52] (FMP) Four minute reminder
[16:11:52] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) i rused myself
[16:12:00] (Revan) izzy is somewhere sighing deeply and regretting his life choices
[16:12:02] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) i havent seen d grayman yet sorry i gotta watch it
[16:12:08] (FMP) Hes going in alphabetical order tyki_mikk
[16:12:11] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) full metal i watched the brotherhood edition
[16:12:13] (FMP) LOlolol
[16:12:13] (Karmen) oh God, look at the time
[16:12:15] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) and that was good
[16:12:17] (Karmen) three more mins of anime crap
[16:12:19] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) no complaints
[16:12:20] (Karmen) lol
[16:12:22] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) a little dry
[16:12:24] (Tyki_Mikk) lmao
[16:12:26] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) like karmen's sex life
[16:12:27] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but uh
[16:12:28] (Karmen) yep
[16:12:29] (&MafiaReturns) ANNOUNCEMENT FORUM: [GAME CHANGE] Crew Leader Taxes [ Posted by: enkindle, http://mafiareturns.com/!54Uj8lEk ]
[16:12:29] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) yeah
[16:12:30] (Tyki_Mikk) LOL
[16:12:31] (Karmen) non existent
[16:12:34] (Karmen) \o/
[16:12:36] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) wow enkindle get ur announcements outta here
[16:12:40] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) we're talking about weeb shit
[16:12:46] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) so guilty crown
[16:12:51] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXX) idk if u've guys have heard about it
[16:12:53] (Karmen) wow that's gross.. weeb shit
[16:12:54] (X) but i hated it and i dunno why
[16:12:56] (X) lol rude
[16:12:57] (&enkindle) Much better
[16:13:04] (XXXXXXXXXXXX) anywho
[16:13:08] (XXXXXXXXXXXX) it was pretty lame
[16:13:10] (XXXXXXXXXXXX) and the main char
[16:13:14] (XXXXXXXXXXXX) was known as shoe or something
[16:13:21] (XXXXXXXXXXXX) and he would yank some chicks soul outta her chest
[16:13:24] (XXXXXXXXXXXX) and it was a sword
[16:13:27] (FMP) hurry the fuck up omg
[16:13:34] (XXXXXXXXXXXX) oh man we're at the best pat
[16:13:34] (XXXXXXXXXXXX) part
[16:13:38] (XXXXXXXXXXXX) jojo
[16:13:44] (&enkindle) hrm
[16:13:47] (&enkindle) ill figure it out
[16:13:56] (+JackRuby) enkindle is trying to break things again
[16:14:03] (X) wow
[16:14:06] (&enkindle) just cpt x
[16:14:06] (X) im tryna do
[16:14:07] (X) this comp
[16:14:08] (Technical) Does that only ban the name q??
[16:14:11] (X) and izzy siad to keep
[16:14:12] (&enkindle) oh shit really?
[16:14:12] (X) it with lots of x's
[16:14:14] (&enkindle) my bad
[16:14:19] (X) so mean
[16:14:21] (X) now i lost where i was
[16:14:23] (&enkindle) yeah
[16:14:25] (&enkindle) whats new
[16:14:27] (X) im gonna extend this out for 2 more min
[16:14:28] (&enkindle) oi
[16:14:30] (X) just because
[16:14:32] (&enkindle) yeah
[16:14:34] (&enkindle) thats fair
[16:14:37] (&enkindle) go go
[16:14:38] (X) alright so
[16:14:38] (X) jojo
[16:14:43] (X) jojo and his bizarre adventure
[16:14:46] (X) this shit is like
[16:14:47] (X) 12/10
[16:14:48] (X) literally
[16:14:50] (@Toby-) 2 mins? Keep going for another 40
[16:14:51] (X) cheese wheel people
[16:14:54] (Revan) you're allowed to ban him if you want I give you permission
[16:14:59] (X) they have cheese wheel arms
[16:15:03] (X) and they're all like 6'8
[16:15:05] (Guest8456) and they harnest
[16:15:05] (Guest8456) oh
[16:15:09] (XXXXXXXXXXXX) they harness
[16:15:11] (XXXXXXXXXXXX) the power of the sun
[16:15:13] (XXXXXXXXXXXX) known as HAMON
[16:15:20] (XXXXXXXXXXXX) to beat that gay vampire dio up
[16:15:22] (XXXXXXXXXXXX) and his lame pillar men
[16:15:32] (XXXXXXXXXXXX) prob the best alongside one punch man and ping pong the animation
[16:15:34] (XXXXXXXXXXXX) i love em all
[16:15:37] (XXXXXXXXXXXX) u guys should watch em with me
[16:15:39] (XXXXXXXXXXXX) at a bbq
[16:15:45] (&MafiaReturns) OBIT: Austin (Wise Guy) - Curiosity  [The Loop, Chicago]
[16:15:47] (XXXXXXXXXXXX) meh kill la kill was pretty bad tho guys sorry to disappoint
[16:15:50] (XXXXXXXXXXXX) rip that guy too
[16:15:54] (Technical) Alright so I think you will be my first ever person ignored.
[16:15:57] (XXXXXXXXXXXX) he cant learn about weeb stuff with us
[16:16:04] (XXXXXXXXXXXX) now parasyte
[16:16:06] (XXXXXXXXXXXX) that was good
[16:16:11] (XXXXXXXXXXXX) but the dudes arm was a freaky alien
[16:16:14] (XXXXXXXXXXXX) how was he gonna jack off with that'
[16:16:20] (XXXXXXXXXXXX) i mean it had claws and shit that shits freaky
[16:16:25] (Technical) Alright looks like it worked
[16:16:27] (XXXXXXXXXXXX) also bad ending
[16:16:29] (XXXXXXXXXXXX) so that sucks
[16:16:36] (XXXXXXXXXXXX) so ima finish this off
[16:16:38] (XXXXXXXXXXXX) in the last 30 sec or so
[16:16:44] (XXXXXXXXXXXX) and we got down like
[16:16:46] (XXXXXXXXXXXX) 33 shows
[16:16:50] (XXXXXXXXXXXX) i hope yall feel edumucated
[16:16:53] (XXXXXXXXXXXX) and that
[16:16:56] (XXXXXXXXXXXX) you wont all hate me after this
[16:17:01] (XXXXXXXXXXXX) cuz i usually dont talk about this
 

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[18:00:21] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) so hi everyone
[18:00:29] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) today i'm gonna talk to you all about Netherlands
[18:00:33] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Not holland
[18:00:35] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but netherlands
[18:00:48] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) not the stupid little things, why we are small country but still large people
[18:00:51] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but about fun facts
[18:00:54] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) and oddities
[18:00:59] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) which will make you love us to bits
[18:01:07] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) first of all, the biggest thing you all love is...
[18:01:08] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) hmm
[18:01:12] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) what about bacon???
[18:01:16] (Freelancer) moist
[18:01:18] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) we all love bacon right?
[18:01:30] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) well did you know netherlands produces 70% of all bacon worldwide
[18:01:32] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) hehe :D
[18:01:48] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) secondly, if you think about netherlands, you probabyl think about this
[18:01:51] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) flat country
[18:01:57] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) http://www.geschiedenisbeleven.nl/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/13.05.29.Veranderd-landschap-vlak-land.jpg
[18:02:02] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) windmills
[18:02:19] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) http://images-resrc.staticlp.com/S=W750M,H450M,U/O=85/http://media.lonelyplanet.com/a/g/hi/t/a2844be7d9ee0cbd7f65468348305a29-kinderdijk.jpg
[18:02:25] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) well we still do have 1000 windmills
[18:02:39] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but the highest point in the Netherlands is actuall nearly 2 KM
[18:02:46] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) don't believe me?
[18:02:56] (Rose) nope
[18:03:00] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) well the things is netherlands, or as i would rather say kingdom of the netherlands is big
[18:03:05] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) not just the tiny strip in europe
[18:03:14] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but we own still some islands from about 400 years ago
[18:03:28] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) from the tip of florida it's only a 2 hour flight away to dutch soil
[18:03:36] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) that looks a bit more like this
[18:03:37] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) http://www.landenweb.nl/images/imgsint-maarten/1663407C-BC76-CCCA-CFD31FEFEDAD37C7.JPG
[18:04:03] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) actually, we border france directly as well, not in mainland europe, but in the carribean
[18:04:17] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) check this video later, when i'm done ;)
[18:04:17] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE_IUPInEuc
[18:04:26] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) so now, what do you think dutch people like
[18:04:31] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) tall jokes?
[18:04:41] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) hmm perhaps, we are indeed the tallest in the world
[18:04:44] (+JackRuby) who's this slump
[18:04:44] (ChrisVaughn) chips with mayonese
[18:04:55] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but did you know only the people from the north actually are tall, the sourthern dutch people aren't
[18:05:09] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) anyone who likes the movie inception?
[18:05:25] (ChrisVaughn) nope
[18:05:28] (Rose) what is it about?!
[18:05:31] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) coz what we have in NL, is actually triple in country inception
[18:05:46] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) that movie is about someone in a dream, who dreams, and has another dream in his dreams
[18:05:54] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) well in netherlands we have country ception
[18:06:02] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) we have a piece of belgium, in the netherlands
[18:06:12] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but in that piece of belgium there are some dutch territories
[18:06:24] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but as well, in those dutch parts, there are even little parts of belgium again
[18:06:30] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baarle#/media/File:Baarle-Nassau_-_Baarle-Hertog-nl.png
[18:06:34] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) kinda looks like that ;)
[18:06:50] (ChrisVaughn) you have hookers and canabis, that's all i care about
[18:06:51] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but as we all know, Dutchieland is most famos for their tulips right?
[18:06:56] (Nio) holland is for nerds
[18:07:01] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) do you think we invented the tulips?
[18:07:13] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) o yes, we love our red light district and the weed
[18:07:16] (ChrisVaughn) no, you just took them to silly extremes
[18:07:21] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) why do you think we legalized it?
[18:07:26] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) well chris
[18:07:28] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) odly enough
[18:07:37] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) our 'dutch' tulips actually are coming from Turkey
[18:07:43] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) like our Santa claus (sinterklaas)
[18:07:47] (Technical) Bastards
[18:07:49] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) who is not the jolly fat guy
[18:08:01] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but actually a very childfriendly bishop from current territories of turkey
[18:08:13] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) not "child-friendly' as current bishops are
[18:08:29] (Technical) If it's on the internet it must be true!
[18:08:29] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but actually giving a lot of the church's funds, for helping local poor kids in the harsh winter months
[18:08:37] (Bruno) lol
[18:08:38] (Bruno) rofl
[18:08:40] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) lol, well technical
[18:08:42] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) do you own a bike?
[18:08:46] (Bruno) yes
[18:08:47] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) or nio perhaps?
[18:08:54] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) well we dutch are like the aussies
[18:09:03] (Trixie) I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gayyyyy, and I pity any gurl who isnt me todayyyuyy
[18:09:03] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) we have more bikes than people (aussies having sheep)
[18:09:09] (Bruno) is that right mate ?
[18:09:14] (FMP) trixie haha
[18:09:15] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) well pretty trixie, you are in luck
[18:09:25] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) because pretty people get pretty bikes
[18:09:28] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) like pink ones
[18:09:29] (Nio) amsterdam has a weeb shop tbh
[18:09:32] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) or decorated ones
[18:09:44] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) like we do as a tradition during our queens (sorry king's day celebration)
[18:09:51] (ChrisVaughn) Last time I was in Amsterdamn a guy on a bike with a sofa on the handlebars tried to kill me
[18:09:52] (ChrisVaughn) cunt
[18:09:55] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) did you actually know queensday was not the birthday of the queen
[18:10:00] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but actually the birthday of her mother
[18:10:12] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) one time it was actually on sunday, but that didn't work for us, and put it on saturday
[18:10:16] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) imagine the poor old lady
[18:10:19] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) confused as hell
[18:10:26] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) waking up, YAY my birthday
[18:10:28] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) it's my birtday
[18:10:35] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) Nah, that was yesterday
[18:10:38] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) AWWWW :(
[18:10:42] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) poor old little lady
[18:10:58] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) so anyways, i degress, so we all know we got too many bikes in NL
[18:11:05] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) which brings me to my next Dutch invention
[18:11:16] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) did you guys see those japanese parking garages?
[18:11:19] (Rose) there was a first invention?
[18:11:24] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) like you bring your car, they have machines
[18:11:28] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) and then put your car in a slot
[18:11:35] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) well in netherlands, we don't have too many cars
[18:11:42] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but what we do have, are biking parking garages:
[18:11:53] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fietsflat#/media/File:Bicycle_parking_lot.jpg
[18:12:02] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) this one is actually in Amsterdam next to the central transtation
[18:12:19] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) nice thing is, it's always packed, and twice as many bikes are still scattered around it :D
[18:12:27] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) talking about big
[18:12:44] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) did you know if you combined all dikes and dams in the Netherlands, you could make a row of 80,000KM of them?
[18:13:06] (Technical) Brought to you by uselessfacts.com
[18:13:13] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) so anyways, in short, NL is a tiny country, but we fight water
[18:13:20] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) we actually became pretty good at it
[18:13:31] (dan) DIKKE BMW
[18:13:34] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) we often get consulted, also by the US government in Hurricane aftermaths
[18:13:38] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) like with katrina
[18:13:57] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but also the Italians come to us, venice is slowly sinking in the sea
[18:13:59] (Nio) WOENZEL!
[18:14:05] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) so the dutch actually come there as well
[18:14:10] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) so in short
[18:14:13] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) we gave you
[18:14:14] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) bacon
[18:14:16] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) tall ass people
[18:14:19] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) bike fanatics
[18:14:24] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) blue curacao
[18:14:27] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) weed
[18:14:28] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) hookers
[18:14:34] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) santa claus
[18:14:42] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) awesome lookign windmills
[18:14:50] (Rose) is that all :(
[18:15:04] (Karmen) writer's block
[18:15:05] (Nio) what about new kids
[18:15:07] (dan) )netherlands
[18:15:07] (Karmen) lol
[18:15:10] (dan) )no clogs
[18:15:13] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) but last and not least, if it wasn't for some stupid british people there would have been
[18:15:17] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) a dutch empire :D
[18:15:28] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) new amsterdam, the big apple :D
[18:15:38] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) anyways, tnx for listening
[18:15:40] (dan) but my good sir, new amsterdam was failing.
[18:15:42] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) and enjoy this one:
[18:15:43] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE_IUPInEuc
[18:16:01] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) and the new kids are too special nio
[18:16:07] (Nio) new kids is the best
[18:16:10] (XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) they wouldn't be able to appreciate this sophisticated taste

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[19:00:08] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) Hello everyone
[19:00:10] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) great turn out
[19:00:19] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) I'm here to talk to you about movies!
[19:00:29] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) A list of movies that I think you should watch
[19:00:42] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) I'll give a small summary/reason why yo ushould watch it
[19:00:48] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) As well as anwer any questions
[19:00:59] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) Some of these movies you might have seen, actually a lot of them you might have seen
[19:01:00] (Severe) your name irks me so much I am going back upstairs
[19:01:05] (Severe) (3 Trixie and Gumby, c ya
[19:01:07] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) hopefully you havent seen them all
[19:01:09] (Gumby) Hello XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX/BigEazy
[19:01:10] (Karmen) we don't need to hear about the porn you watch
[19:01:14] (Gumby) Bye Severe have a nice day
[19:01:14] (Severe) Karmen
[19:01:17] (Severe) you watch it with me
[19:01:18] (Karmen) Severe
[19:01:18] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) Dazed and confused
[19:01:19] (Severe) what do u mean...
[19:01:20] (Gumby) I do
[19:01:21] (Karmen) no I don't
[19:01:23] (Karmen) lol
[19:01:27] (Severe) we have a big trio gang bang
[19:01:28] (Gumby) Dazed and confuzed is overrated
[19:01:30] (Gumby) silly man
[19:01:31] (Karmen) sounds gross
[19:01:32] (Gumby) dont lie
[19:01:32] (Karmen) lol
[19:01:32] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) Its a movie about high school life in the late 70;s
[19:01:33] (Severe) we have Gumby in the middle with me and Karmen
[19:01:39] (Karmen) -_-
[19:01:40] (Karmen) lol
[19:01:40] (Severe) and Gumby has a big green thing that Karmen likes to use :o
[19:01:44] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) Drugs, rock and roll, and sex
[19:01:48] (Karmen) this is awkward. Lol
[19:01:48] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) what more could you really ask for?
[19:01:56] (Gumby) My green thing is the hulk of genitals
[19:01:57] (Freelancer) Tom Hanks, naked juggling 3 midgets of different color
[19:01:58] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) how about an all star cast before they were famous?
[19:01:59] (Karmen) I mean I could think of a lot that I would ask for besides all that stuff..
[19:02:03] (Severe) lmfao
[19:02:08] (Gumby) Hmmm Bunny and Deadly both leave
[19:02:10] (Severe) anyways away I go
[19:02:11] (Gumby) conspiracy!
[19:02:11] (Severe) (3
[19:02:11] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) Juggling midgets does sound awesome
[19:02:13] (Karmen) bye
[19:02:16] (Karmen) finally
[19:02:17] (Karmen) lol
[19:02:18] (Karmen) :3
[19:02:25] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) If you needed some cult classic lines for the office
[19:02:30] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) check out dazed and confuised
[19:02:35] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) because we all love those high school girls
[19:02:42] (Karmen) -_-
[19:02:44] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) Contantine
[19:02:49] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) Staring keanu reeves
[19:02:56] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) he isn't a very good actor...
[19:02:59] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) actually is really bad
[19:03:02] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) but!
[19:03:12] (Nio) and u guys were trash talking mine
[19:03:17] (Gumby) I think you spelled it wrong
[19:03:23] (Gumby) Is this that talk thing
[19:03:26] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) in this role, it was written as if the protagonist has no emotion
[19:03:27] (Gumby) that the message was about?
[19:03:34] (Gumby) You spelled the movie wrong
[19:03:37] (Gumby) you are wrong
[19:03:38] (Gumby) I am right
[19:03:40] (Gumby) Go Gumby
[19:03:42] (Capt_America) constantine
[19:03:43] (Gumby) Gumby for President
[19:03:45] (Tyki_Mikk) Who is on the mic?
[19:03:47] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) He goes on about fighting evil bad guys
[19:03:48] (Gumby) Yes that one
[19:03:52] (Gumby) This is BigEazy
[19:03:52] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) demons
[19:03:55] (Gumby) Well it said
[19:03:55] (Tyki_Mikk) kk
[19:03:56] (Gumby) it was
[19:03:56] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) angels
[19:03:58] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) heaven and hell
[19:03:59] (Gumby) And demons
[19:04:05] (Gumby) what about angles?
[19:04:08] (Freelancer) Swampmonsters ?
[19:04:09] (+JackRuby) cocks
[19:04:10] (Gumby) any right angles?
[19:04:12] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) the narrative is pretty bad but in terms of demons and angel movies is really fun to watch
[19:04:14] (Gumby) I like cocks
[19:04:19] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) Blazing Saddles
[19:04:20] (Gumby) in or around other peoples bumb
[19:04:21] (Gumby) bums
[19:04:31] (Gumby) I blazed while in a saddle once
[19:04:32] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) Its a satire from Mel Brooks
[19:04:35] (Gumby) it was more of a sex saddle
[19:04:37] (Gumby) but whatever
[19:04:37] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) perhaps the greatest satire of all time
[19:04:43] (Gumby) egative
[19:04:51] (Gumby) The greatest satire of all time is Finding Nemo
[19:04:51] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) if you need a one liner
[19:04:55] (Freelancer) satire is how dyslexics spelle saphire
[19:04:55] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) blazing saddles is your movie
[19:05:00] (Gumby) YOu do coke!
[19:05:06] (Gumby) Best one liners ever
[19:05:06] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) haha, you are very good at this gumby
[19:05:11] (Gumby) At what?
[19:05:13] (Gumby) Im just talkin
[19:05:19] (Gumby) I dont actually know whats going on
[19:05:19] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) I have watched blazing saddles nearly 15 times
[19:05:20] (Freelancer) blazing saddles, if that's not the name of a gay porno, I don't know what is
[19:05:22] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) and I always laugh!
[19:05:25] (Gumby) How is it nearly?
[19:05:32] (Gumby) You eithe rhave or havent
[19:05:33] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) The Shawshank Redemption
[19:05:36] (Trixie) Blazing saddles is awesome
[19:05:38] (Gumby) but you have always watched it a set number of times
[19:05:45] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) The story of an inmate who is sentenced to life in prison
[19:05:47] (Trixie) Shawshank killed me
[19:05:48] (Gumby) If its nearly 15 than its 14 or 13 or 12
[19:05:51] (Gumby) possibly 11
[19:05:54] (Gumby) but cant be 10
[19:05:56] (Gumby) as that would be 10
[19:05:59] (Deces)  Shawshank hood movie.. green mile too
[19:06:00] (Gumby) its flawed mate
[19:06:04] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) You get to watch his escapades and how he spends his time
[19:06:07] (Deces) Good*
[19:06:21] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) Eventually finding the system corrupt and exploits it for his personal gains
[19:06:33] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) It is also co starring morgan freeman who does an excellent job
[19:06:39] (Gumby) He does not
[19:06:47] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) Fight Club
[19:06:59] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) A story starring our facorite
[19:07:05] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) Tyler Durden
[19:07:13] (Daniel_DiAngelo) Se7en
[19:07:21] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) Edward norton and brad pitt do an amazing job playing this role
[19:07:29] (&Bubba) [bunny] [18:45] (&IzzyCreamcheese) dusty [18:45] (&IzzyCreamcheese) the lot of you [18:45] * &IzzyCreamcheese twats you with a broom
[19:07:31] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) I know most of you have seen this film
[19:07:42] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) but what I suggest doing is reading up on it
[19:07:46] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) all of the things you may have missed
[19:07:49] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) then watch it again!
[19:07:56] (Gumby) I dont miss anything
[19:07:59] (Gumby) I am the terminator
[19:08:02] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) You will be blown away with everything you might have missed.
[19:08:05] (Gumby) Beep Boop
[19:08:07] (Gumby) Betty Boop
[19:08:12] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) Speaking of things missed! our next movie is...
[19:08:17] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) Memento
[19:08:23] (Gumby) Brokeback Mountain
[19:08:23] (Trixie) Pulp fiction
[19:08:28] (&Bubba) [DeadlySin] [13:38:50] (@Maria) IAIN! [00:11:58] (@Maria) Iain (3 [19:33:47] (Maria) GO IAIN
[19:08:29] (Gumby) I missed the directors cut
[19:08:39] (Gumby) I guess it would be the jewish version in this case
[19:08:40] (Gumby) get it?
[19:08:40] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) Its about a dude who has intense memory loss and is trying to figure out the person who killed his wife
[19:08:42] (Gumby) Anyone?
[19:08:43] (Gumby) Anyone?
[19:08:56] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) You go through this strange narritive
[19:09:02] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) it all seems so off...
[19:09:06] (Freelancer) he killed his own wife and ate the body
[19:09:10] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) though as the movie progresses
[19:09:11] (Trixie) On yer own, Gumby!
[19:09:16] (Gumby) Haha Trixie
[19:09:19] (Gumby) Ill take it
[19:09:21] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) you get a clear understanding as to how he lives his life always forgetting everything
[19:09:23] (Gumby) Thats what she said!
[19:09:25] (Trixie) :D
[19:09:28] (Gumby) The Office! Bam!
[19:09:31] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) the end really makes it all worth while
[19:09:37] (Gumby) Kinda like sex
[19:09:40] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) Interstellar
[19:09:57] (Trixie) Stahp spoiling moovies, xxxxwhatever
[19:09:58] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) A failed pilot gets a second chance and goes on a journey that transcends time and space
[19:10:06] (Gumby) Its BigEazy
[19:10:13] (Gumby) Thats eazier to type I feel
[19:10:18] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) You get to listen to science that makes no sense
[19:10:19] (Gumby) or hit Xx and tab
[19:10:19] (Technical) What are you describing trailers?
[19:10:24] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) but because it sounds right you assume it is right!
[19:10:29] (Gumby) Do you get ot see it though?
[19:10:31] (Gumby) Or only lsiten
[19:10:34] (Gumby) audio book
[19:10:37] (Gumby) braile?
[19:10:45] (Gumby) Chinese Finger Traps on your penis?
[19:10:46] (Trixie) Rofl
[19:10:48] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) Black holes, outer space...
[19:10:55] (Karmen) gaping holes
[19:10:57] (Technical) There wasn't any black holes friend
[19:10:58] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) space ships and earth in termoil
[19:10:59] (Karmen) awkward
[19:11:00] (Trixie) Stahp bigsquezzy
[19:11:03] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) great flick, check it out
[19:11:08] (Gumby) Shit you wanna see a black hole go to the hood at 3AM with 20$
[19:11:09] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) Back to the Future
[19:11:15] (Karmen) lol
[19:11:15] (Trixie) You arent the boss of me !
[19:11:24] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) Time traveling kid who has to make sure his parents bang in order to exist
[19:11:34] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) Theres a twist
[19:11:39] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) his mom has the hots for him!
[19:11:45] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) cant get much better than that.
[19:11:49] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) Classic if there is a classic
[19:11:54] (Trixie) No need to watch that now...
[19:11:57] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) The Departed
[19:12:01] (Trixie) Omfg
[19:12:04] (Technical) Please no!
[19:12:06] (Trixie) Stahp
[19:12:10] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) An undercover cop attempts to take down a mafioso type bad guy
[19:12:18] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) full of twists and turns
[19:12:23] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) it has an all star cast!
[19:12:24] * Technical loads his gun.
[19:12:32] * Trixie scratches it off lst
[19:12:35] (Freelancer) I heard Lou Ferigno had a cameo as a crack whore in that one
[19:12:40] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) Leo dicaprio, matt damon, jack nickolson, mark wahlber, martin sheen, and alex baldwin
[19:12:43] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) STACKED!
[19:12:52] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) The Dark Knight Rises
[19:12:58] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) Batman is a classic
[19:13:03] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) this modern take is one of the best
[19:13:04] (Trixie) Locals on xxxtwatfacespoilerbastidxx
[19:13:06] (Freelancer) only rises cause he took the blue pill
[19:13:08] (Technical) See now you're just trolling
[19:13:08] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) if not THE best batman
[19:13:26] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) Action, bats, bad guys, punching bad guys
[19:13:28] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) masks
[19:13:31] * Trixie pets Technical
[19:13:38] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) Full Metal Jacket
[19:13:49] (Freelancer) bet the jacket wasn't even made outta metal
[19:13:50] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) The first half of this movie is my all time favorite first half of a movie
[19:13:52] (Trixie) Sweet jebus, stahp!
[19:13:56] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) the second half is just about war...
[19:14:07] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) if you like war stuff like guns and killing then its good.
[19:14:13] (Tyki_Mikk) lol
[19:14:16] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) I'm getting close to my time here
[19:14:18] (Trixie) I like killing
[19:14:24] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) so I''m going to rattle off the rest
[19:14:27] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) watch them all!
[19:14:31] (Trixie) I mean like I wanna totes kill you nao!
[19:14:31] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) American beauty
[19:14:35] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) Snatch
[19:14:40] (Freelancer) Can I watch Trixie ?
[19:14:40] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) Good will Hunting
[19:14:41] (Trixie) Hw dare you
[19:14:47] (Madara) top recommendation out of all recommended, XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX?
[19:14:48] (Trixie) Yes Freelancer
[19:14:52] (Trixie) Bring a bodybag
[19:14:54] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) Unforgiven- this might be clint eastwoods best movie of all time!
[19:15:00] (Freelancer) Will do
[19:15:06] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) Lock, Stock, and two smocking barrels.
[19:15:15] (Technical) I can't wait for you to change your name back.
[19:15:16] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) The Big Lebowski, you went over the line!
[19:15:17] (Technical) ).(
[19:15:20] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) and finally
[19:15:23] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) Don Jon
[19:15:32] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) A wonderful movie that both sexes will enjoy
[19:15:39] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) check it out
[19:15:44] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) Anyone have any questions?
[19:15:48] (Madara) I already askerd
[19:15:50] (Madara) but you on answer :(
[19:15:54] (TesleR) What's the square root of 37982798740278045?
[19:15:59] (Freelancer) 69
[19:16:01] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) you were all wonderful
[19:16:05] (XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxX) thank you very much for your time

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[19:59:44] * LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs stretches out and limbers up
[20:00:03] (&MafiaReturns) LOTTERY: The cash lottery is up to $336,709 and the credit lottery is up to 0.09 credits. A winner will be drawn in 1d, 23h, 59m, 59s
[20:00:16] * LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs waves at everyone
[20:00:28] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) because Izzy was so super awesome as to put on a fun competition of sorts
[20:00:32] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) for us all to enjoy and have a laugh with
[20:00:49] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) I thought I'd use the opportunity to spark a debate about gun control, abotion and immigration policies :)
[20:01:01] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) I joke of course.
[20:01:08] * Sinfest was about to leave
[20:01:17] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) Instead I thought I'd waffle about other divisive topics
[20:01:23] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) but less ragey ones :)
[20:01:28] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) starting wiiiiiith
[20:01:33] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) cats vs dogs
[20:01:48] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) and why dogs are just so much cooler and better
[20:01:51] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) \o/
[20:01:55] (&MafiaReturns) OBIT: ChedderBell (Gangster) - None  [The Loop, Chicago]
[20:01:58] (Eepster) why do you plague us
[20:02:08] * Sinfest has left
[20:02:14] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) let's start with the obvious reason why dogs are better than cats.
[20:02:23] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) they're far cuter in sunglasses than cats
[20:02:50] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) have you ever been able to train a cat to not shake its head after you put on a comically oversized pair of shades?
[20:02:52] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) I think noot.
[20:03:07] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) As well as just looking dope cosmetically...
[20:03:16] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) Dogs are genuinely useful to our species
[20:03:30] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) going back to the days of oooooold old old...
[20:03:38] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) when wolves were a real threat in life.
[20:03:55] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) Dogs were smart enough to realise, if they sided with the humans it would be a mutual benefit
[20:04:04] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) they would protect us, we would protect them
[20:04:04] (ThomasSpurgeon) I think my last fart had a little poo in it
[20:04:13] * LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs sniffs thomas' fart
[20:04:25] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) Dogs are great for guarding.
[20:04:41] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) whether a professional guard dog, or just letting you know when someone is intruding in your back yard
[20:04:53] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) you ever see a cat warn you there's someone trying to rob yo shit?
[20:05:11] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) of course, they can also be trained to be guards
[20:05:24] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) instead of their innate tendencies to alert you
[20:05:38] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) they can be taught to be disciplined enough to attack and mame an intruder
[20:05:48] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) without becoming savage and leaving them totally wrekt
[20:06:17] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) I don't know about you guys, but when I see a cat scratching someone's furniture n shit... I don't think to myself "Glad im not the sofa, that looks real painful"
[20:06:39] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) which is another point. who are these cats they feel they can just scratch your stuff?
[20:06:46] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) no respect, thats what cats have.. no respect.
[20:07:16] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) sure a pup, when they don't know any better... much like human toddlers, want to know what everything feels like, in their mouth.
[20:07:28] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) but once you get them through that stage and trained them to respect your authoritaaah
[20:07:31] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) they stop that.
[20:07:35] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) cat's dont
[20:07:52] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) you tell a cat to pack it in, the lil shit turns around... sticks its tail in the air, shows you its arse
[20:08:00] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) then waits for you to lose attention and starts it all over again
[20:08:04] * LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs shakes his head
[20:08:22] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) another key difference between cats and dogs, is activity and socialising
[20:08:41] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) I failed to recall a time I walked through the park and saw a reasonably attractive lady coming the opposite way...
[20:08:49] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) and because she and I were both walking our cats, we stopped to have a chat
[20:08:53] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) and get to know each other
[20:09:19] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) of course, cats make great companions for people who aren't able to get out of the house
[20:09:24] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) but, that's about it.
[20:09:39] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) a dog however is good for both. they're good company and useful in your house, as well as being company
[20:09:51] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) and they give older people who've retired a reason to keep waking up, keep some structure
[20:09:59] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) and to get out of the house and get some exercise
[20:10:13] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) of course. to be fair to cats...
[20:10:22] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) they are trainable for certain jobs
[20:10:38] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) like using their keen sense of smell to detect chemicals used in explosives, or drugs.
[20:10:49] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) no, wait. sorry, i forget... cats suck and don't do anything of the sort.
[20:11:13] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) well, they do at least have a history of being real life heros
[20:11:14] (Sinfest) i hope your house becomes infested by mice
[20:11:21] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) fending off would be attackers
[20:11:23] (ThomasSpurgeon) DOGS FOR LIFE
[20:11:28] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) or pulling children away from fires
[20:11:39] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) no, again cats don't do none of that either
[20:11:53] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) well at least cats are loyal! i hear someone say
[20:11:59] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) yes. they're loyal to themselves
[20:12:11] (Sinfest) dogs 9 times out of ten are dumb as rocks
[20:12:16] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) a dog will stay with his master and friend for life, even in troubled times
[20:12:33] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) a cat will scratch your furniture then piss off out to see if someone else has left it any food
[20:12:51] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) sinfest. you think cats stop mice infestations. you're dumb as a rock.
[20:13:05] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) a dog is just as capable, if not more so, of dealing with rodents
[20:13:15] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) but cleaning your house would be a better deterent.
[20:13:32] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) well, I was only expecting to stay on that topic for 5 minutes. so I had other stuff to say
[20:13:49] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) but since i only have a minute n a bit left, I'll just start the next topic and try bullet pointing it
[20:13:53] * LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs clears their throat
[20:14:02] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) reasons why potatoes ought to replace roses as the symbol of love.
[20:14:24] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) people think that roses, because they're asthetically pleasing are a great symbol for love
[20:14:26] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) they aren't.
[20:14:33] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) they're a terrible expression of your love for someone
[20:14:36] (Rose) :o
[20:14:45] (Sinfest) my cat could kick your ass
[20:14:46] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) the idea is "this symbolises my passion for you"
[20:14:46] (Sinfest) lol
[20:14:53] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) but really that just means, your passion looks good for a short time
[20:14:59] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) and wilts, rapidly
[20:15:27] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) a potato on the other hand says "our love is useful. it doesn't die so quickly. It grows, even after it has been plucked from the earth"
[20:15:48] (LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs) and isn't superficial and based soley on appearences
[20:15:51] * LotsOfCapitalXXXXXXXXXXs sighs

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[23:00:27] (xxxxxxxxx) hullo
[23:00:39] * &IzzyCreamcheese crickets
[23:00:42] (Gumby) Yay!
[23:00:44] (Gumby) Hello
[23:00:44] (xxxxxxxxx) i just want to commend izzy for going out of his way to do this competition
[23:00:53] (Gumby) I dont understand it
[23:01:02] (Gumby) But it seems xxxxxxx is a key to being in it
[23:01:02] (xxxxxxxxx) shout out to the entrants for all doing their take on the classic “i don't know what the fuck i'm doing but i have to make it through 15 minutes yoloâ€
[23:01:13] (xxxxxxxxx) i appreciate all of you for collectively opening for me tonight
[23:01:23] (Jen) Im confused.
[23:01:25] (Jen) But thats ok.
[23:01:29] (Gumby) Unless your an x-man then ylltpf
[23:01:29] (xxxxxxxxx) i'm not sure if izzy thought this would be a mafiareturns veresion of the moth radio hour or what
[23:01:59] (xxxxxxxxx) all of us telling tales that come around full story about battling our personal demons and coming through it all as a better and wiser person
[23:02:09] (Gumby) Some were not that
[23:02:15] (Gumby) they were stories about movies
[23:02:21] (Gumby) animal fornicating
[23:02:25] (xxxxxxxxx) where the userbase tells nostalgic stories of their long nights of self reflection and perseverance
[23:02:31] (Gumby) people fornicating with animals fornicating with shrubs
[23:02:39] (xxxxxxxxx) yeah he was kind of talking a little too much about cats for my comfort :)
[23:02:44] (xxxxxxxxx) but that didn't happen
[23:03:15] (Gumby) Anything can happen
[23:03:17] (Gumby) if you let it
[23:03:18] (xxxxxxxxx) part of me expected people to reiminisce about 24 hours of jailbreaking game generated accounts while inhaling hot pockets and figuring out how to IV mountain dew so it wouldn't interfere with their upcoming IA race like the rest of us
[23:03:33] (Gumby) plus eating boogers is a good idea
[23:03:49] (xxxxxxxxx) or about that one time they died along with half of the site because someone decided to drink a little too much coffe that night and got paranoid
[23:03:56] (Gumby) I do a colon cleanse with mountain dew
[23:04:00] (xxxxxxxxx) potato was winking back at them on their notifications, or something
[23:04:03] (Gumby) mountain dew enema
[23:04:08] (xxxxxxxxx) Gumby you should try using it as a rat disposal tool
[23:04:10] (xxxxxxxxx) it liquifies!
[23:04:15] (Gumby) My butt?
[23:04:19] (Gumby) Oh the mountain dew
[23:04:20] (Gumby) Gotcha
[23:04:26] (xxxxxxxxx) but instead i got stories about the netherlands
[23:04:29] (xxxxxxxxx) and how to cope in jail
[23:04:41] (Gumby) Shit jail in neterlands seems pretty nice
[23:04:44] (xxxxxxxxx) ..so i guess i've learned a lot
[23:05:00] (Keats) hot pockets (3 ... I'm catching up
[23:05:07] (Gumby) Isnt that guy who killed all those kids on that isalnd from netherlands?
[23:05:11] (xxxxxxxxx) MR is a unique game but there's nothing that really prepares you when you first start playing
[23:05:24] (Gumby) Smoking meth helps
[23:05:25] (xxxxxxxxx) 20 people trying to hand you an invite like a herpes infection gone wild
[23:05:36] (Gumby) No-one gave me invite
[23:05:38] (Gumby) I died
[23:05:42] (xxxxxxxxx) good
[23:05:45] (Gumby) Bad
[23:05:53] (xxxxxxxxx) it's not really clear on the advertising what you're getting into when you first sign up for the game but truthfully
[23:06:10] (Gumby) The truth will set you free
[23:06:15] (xxxxxxxxx) this might be one of those cases where honest advertising might not help the cause
[23:06:20] (Keats) butt truthfully?!
[23:06:23] (Gumby) unless you committed some serious crime then it will set you locked up
[23:06:36] (Gumby) which is not free
[23:06:40] (xxxxxxxxx) sometimes i feel like starting the game from scratch is like beginning a loooong unpaid internship with promises of hard earned rewards
[23:06:43] (xxxxxxxxx) prestige
[23:06:45] (xxxxxxxxx) etc
[23:06:50] (xxxxxxxxx) the only difference is
[23:06:59] (Gumby) arent most interships unpaid
[23:07:02] (Gumby) seems redundant
[23:07:14] (Gumby) but I would rather talk about baby ferrets
[23:07:20] (xxxxxxxxx) if you're really good at it your reward is eventually getting shot in the face by another unpaid intern over “irreconcilable differencesâ€
[23:07:29] (Gumby) Have you ever had a pet ferret?
[23:07:40] (xxxxxxxxx) of course prior to that they always seemingly attempt to resolve the issue nonviolently
[23:07:45] (xxxxxxxxx) through peaceful means
[23:07:49] (Gumby) Does this involve the ferret
[23:07:55] (FMP) what are we on about now?
[23:08:01] (xxxxxxxxx) but ultimately there's always no other way it could have been done and had to happen
[23:08:02] (Gumby) My ferret
[23:08:07] (xxxxxxxxx) or something like that
[23:08:11] (FMP) your ferret got shot in the face?
[23:08:15] (Gumby) No
[23:08:15] (xxxxxxxxx) sometimes the reasons are pulled of their ass
[23:08:18] (xxxxxxxxx) much like gumby's heckling
[23:08:23] (FMP) xxxxxxxxx
[23:08:23] (Gumby) But the porn I watching some person did
[23:08:25] (&IzzyCreamcheese) shame you cant scruff the users
[23:08:27] (xxxxxxxxx) or the previous mic sessions
[23:08:32] (xxxxxxxxx) or this one
[23:08:33] (&IzzyCreamcheese) and you are now...... disabled
[23:08:35] (FMP) thats kink
[23:08:41] (Gumby) Oh no
[23:08:47] (FMP) \o/
[23:08:57] (xxxxxxxxx) and of course right after the cleaning crew is done removing the bloodstains from your office
[23:09:08] (xxxxxxxxx) the company sends mailers out to your next of kin inviting them to start an exciting opportunity
[23:09:13] (Gumby) those arent bloodstains
[23:09:34] (xxxxxxxxx) but the ironic part is that you COULD argue that playing the game could actually be relatively useful on a resume
[23:09:45] (FMP) who is xxxxxxx
[23:09:47] (FMP) xxxxxxxxx
[23:09:47] (xxxxxxxxx) provided you could spin up a good enough alternative to “spending all day on a mafia gameâ€
[23:09:59] (Gumby) your nor on it
[23:10:01] (Gumby) so much as in it
[23:10:08] (xxxxxxxxx) you have to follow the company policy or you'll get fired
[23:10:13] (Gumby) Alright I am going to eat my chinese food
[23:10:19] (+JackRuby) this guy is just as bad as the others
[23:10:26] (+JackRuby) where's the entertainment?
[23:10:33] (Gumby) I am providing it
[23:10:35] (xxxxxxxxx) you have to put together spreadsheets of your performance and other employees performances and have to literally boil them down to numbers on a spreadsheet
[23:10:39] (xxxxxxxxx) “team communication"
[23:10:49] (xxxxxxxxx) then there's the acutal politics of it buuuut
[23:11:16] (xxxxxxxxx) at a certain point playing politics on mr is like playing a game of russian roulette with an automatic handgun
[23:11:23] (+JackRuby) Gumby, I think you have been more entertaining then all of these performers today
[23:11:39] (Gumby) Thank you JackRuby
[23:11:46] (xxxxxxxxx) so i don't think i'm speak alone when i say i didn't have any idea what the fuck i was doing when i first signed up
[23:12:05] (Gumby) So is the TV show Dating Naked like a reality show version of tinder?
[23:12:11] (Gumby) I mean shit
[23:12:16] (xxxxxxxxx) which i think is a sentiment donald trump feels like deep down given his fortunes this past year
[23:12:19] (xxxxxxxxx) like
[23:12:50] (xxxxxxxxx) as a whole 2016 feels like someone conspired to pull out all the stops to make it just a particularly shitty year
[23:13:08] (xxxxxxxxx) where someone decided to make onion articles a reality just to see how much they could get away with
[23:13:12] (&enkindle) IzzyCreamcheese: http://i.imgur.com/hMda9Is.gifv
[23:13:26] (xxxxxxxxx) and then they killed snape, david bowie, muhammad ali and prince for good measure
[23:13:41] (&IzzyCreamcheese) woah
[23:13:54] (@toby) spoilers I haven't read the news yet
[23:14:13] (xxxxxxxxx) that said i don't think a trump administration would be taken that seriously on the world stage and that's sort of interesting
[23:14:25] (xxxxxxxxx) go to mexico, build a wall, they're going to pay for it
[23:14:31] (xxxxxxxxx) it'll cost beelions and beelions of dollars
[23:14:37] (xxxxxxxxx) we're gonna go to china and tell them to stop taking our jobs
[23:14:41] (xxxxxxxxx) ..they already have a wall tho
[23:15:12] (xxxxxxxxx) they're alreading talking about how Donald's gonna be even more difficult to protect from assassination attempts than obama
[23:15:34] (xxxxxxxxx) being a higher risk target than a muslim born in kenya is a really tough act to follow
[23:15:42] (xxxxxxxxx) or at least that's what fox says