There are many masked men making muffins, they tumble, thistle, and think that things take time. After all... all action acts as an arousal.

"So, we are going to go in from that door on the left, that will act as the distraction while other boys get the supplies from th-."

"Can't you see we're making muffins. Fuck off with all of this bullshit, now who has the flour? I really want a fuckin' muffin pronto."

Both men argue on what to do, while all of the sudden the house explodes in to a fiery pit of death. All of the men make it out alive, but then combust only moments later. A few men jump out of a van and shoot the already burning men, just for extra measure. They then run in to the crisp house and look around frantically.

"Grab the stuff and let's get out of here."

Two of the guys take the muffins and run out. Laughing. Then a fucking panda bear comes out of nowhere and eats their fucking heads off.

Butterflies.

THE END.

Pandas eat bamboo, not heads.  Everybody knows this.  Dumbass.

This one was genetically altered to crave for the taste of heads. You know nothing about this though, so I will just let that one slide. Perhaps you should read up, it could help you in your old age to know these things.

Know nothing about it? Did you forget who you were speaking to? I am a genetically altered Pig, given the gift of flight, the ability to shoot a miniscule target from twenty miles away, and a penchant for mocking inbred hillbillies in my leisure time.  I am the prize project of the genetic engineering lab, and trust me, I have seen no pandas there.

I have neither the time nor patience to get in to a discussion about whether or not this genetically modified Panda really exists or not, but I will tell you that whatever I saw was average in size, hairy, and growled. It was either a panda or your mother. Either one is acceptable at this point.

Well, Firstly I do not understand what this 'genetic' alteration both of you are talking about, could somebody help me out.

It is much too complex for your feeble mind, William.

Robert chases after the previously mentioned butterflies, oblivious to all around him.

I've read some news reports that scientists believe that genetic altering can be done in the future but so little is known about genetics at all now, would be an impossible task

My mind not feeble

Runs around in circles

Eats a stolen muffin and watches Robert chasing butterflies like some retard in a ball pit. 

This makes her smile.

I love muffins with lots of chocolate on them lol

Talicyha walks by, after seeing whats going on she bursts into song...

"Oh, do you know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, do you know the muffin man,
Who lives in Drury Lane?"


Giggles and walks away shaking her head

I Love muffins.and panda bears.but nice panda bears not head eating panda bears.

"Actually, genetic mutation has been around for quite some time. I was used to work in a lab that researched it. Top secret government stuff. As far as the public knows, no such thing, but in reali-"

Gets poked with a needle and falls to the floor, carried away by two men with government-like suits and giant purple hats with polka-dots.

"It's all a trick! AHH! THEY ARE RAISING SUPER PANDAS TO TAKE OVER THE WO-"

Gets thrown into a car and is driven to the nearest federal prison.

Felicity loved animals. Especially Pandas. But more especially Unicorns. But MORE especially Flying Pigs. Clapping her hands in delight, she started asking random passerby for muffins and any of the aforementioned animals to take home with her.

Felicity, the last time you took me home I had to make a quick exit through your bedroom window while simultaneously trying to put my pants on.  While I appreciated the gesture, that is not an experience I want to relive again anytime soon.

Not even once more? For old time's sake?

Felicity pouts.