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| A New Name on the Strip | Started by: RonMexico on Dec 14, '07 04:45 |
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The nights have grown cold in the desert. Having come from Chicago myself, you'd think I'd be no stranger to the occasional chill. I certainly thought so. But perhaps it isn't the unbridled winds that give me these chills I've been feeling. These are chills of a different sort. Chills down my spine. That was a horrible start. My apologies. Anyway, I was talking about how awesome this person is. Lord knows why. But he is. I really, really mean that. I've lost count of how many times I've relied on this man for any number of things. From keeping a watchful eye on business while I was away, to waking me up mid-afternoon with a freshly presses shirt that doesn't reek of scotch and battery acid to go to the week's important meeting about whatnot and so forth... This man has done it all, and proven himself quite useful. This man is like a brother to me. But he's so much more than that. He's like a weird brother/secretary/friend/partner/step-cousin twice removed on my father's side. In short, he's a there-for-me cocktail. And now, I'm here for him, giving a surprising mediocre speech on his behalf. Again, sorry. Without further delay, allow me to introduce the man of which I speak. The man who has been in my corner through all of my battles, and always had some good thoughts to add on any subject I brought to him. My wingman for most of my days in Las Vegas, who was never hesitant to dive on the grenade, no matter how hairy or unwashed... maybe he just has a thing for Armenian girls, I don't know. This man is, of course, my faithful Right Hand... well, no more I suppose... My brother, my friend, my partner, my... step-cousin doubled over on whatever, Alfieri. Congratulations, Alfieri. There's no one I'd rather see taking power in Sin City. |
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*Slevin grins, and claps heartily.* "Alfieri is amazing, I'd trust him with my bacon sandwich any day of the week, and that's saying something. I know you'll do well buddy, good luck in Vegas, but I don't think you'll need it." |
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| Reply by: Slevin_Kelevra at Dec 14, '07 04:48 | |
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There are a lot of people I'd rather see taking power in Sin City. Anybody qualified for a start. |
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| Reply by: a1capon3 at Dec 14, '07 08:17 | |
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Good thing I didn't run it by you then, eh? That would have been awkward. |
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| Reply by: RonMexico at Dec 14, '07 08:20 | |
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Yeah man. Major sadface on my behalf. |
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| Reply by: a1capon3 at Dec 14, '07 08:56 | |
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Don't worry, guys At least I've got the eye candy thing going for me |
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| Reply by: Alfieri at Dec 14, '07 08:57 | |
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| I've scraped more attractive looking things from the bottom of my shoe. | |
| Reply by: a1capon3 at Dec 14, '07 08:59 | |
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| You'll find I'm a very attractive sole. (see what I did there? Witty as can be.) | |
| Reply by: Alfieri at Dec 14, '07 09:01 | |
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Sir I have a request "Alfieri" Could you lossen up the table in Vegas a bit I am always getting a beating there. Just a thought |
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| Reply by: Warriorman at Dec 14, '07 09:19 | |
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I'm joking with this criticism by the way. I really want Alfieri's penis in my mouth. |
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| Reply by: a1capon3 at Dec 14, '07 15:36 | |
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| Again? You paid for your hour. Don't get greedy. | |
| Reply by: NikkiPhoenix at Dec 14, '07 15:37 | |
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I can't help it. It went so quickly, it practically vanished. |
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| Reply by: a1capon3 at Dec 14, '07 15:39 | |
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An amazing choice, Won- *cough hack wheeze*, err... Ron. Over time I have come to find your associate Alfieri to be an individual who is level-headed, intelligent and a pleasure to work with. Nothing excites me more than to see another family go up into Las Vegas. Hopefully Alfie's star will shine bright and he will become one of the greats- that, and have a large hand into turning Sin City into a prosperous black-hole where all our money can be sucked into oblivion. Congratulations, Iguanians! |
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| Reply by: Oliver_McTavish at Dec 14, '07 15:48 | |
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Ahem. We prefer to be called "Iguanites", Mr. McTavish. Just for future reference, and stow that bit of information away. Its the password to get into the super secret congratulations luau and caning party we're hosting tonight. Super secret. Tell no one. |
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| Reply by: NikkiPhoenix at Dec 14, '07 16:01 | |
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"Super secret, got it. Oh, you weren't talking to me? ... I heard nothing. Honest. Especially not the password..." *Slevin whistles innocently.* |
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| Reply by: Slevin_Kelevra at Dec 14, '07 16:04 | |
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Well of course you're coming. You're bringing the bacon sandwiches. What kind of luau would it be without bacon sandwiches? |
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| Reply by: NikkiPhoenix at Dec 14, '07 16:05 | |
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"I am? Christ. I need bacon then. Lots of bacon..." *Slevin strokes his chin, and furrows his brow.* "But the real question, where would I find a pair of buttless chaps to fit me at this hour?!" |
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| Reply by: Slevin_Kelevra at Dec 14, '07 16:09 | |
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Fuck the naysayers, Alfy, fuck them good! Yes. In that way. I'd say do me proud, but is there any need? As a friend, you already have many times, and I can't envisage you falling down at the final hurdle. Actually, I can, but that's why we all like you! AMIRITE? Congratulations Alfieri, a truly deserved auth. |
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| Reply by: Octavius at Dec 14, '07 16:30 | |
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