You are roaming around the street's at night when you notice a flashy red neon board, it has written on it "Nicolas Cage's Ching Chong".

You decide to enter, you quickly come to understand that this is in fact a Chinese Restaurant, you sit down and wait for a waitress to bring you the menu as you ware curious what the restaurant was serving.

Nicolas Cage rushes and approaches your table with a menu on his hands. He gives the menu to you.

Nicolas would use a heavy Chinese Accent: Herro (hello) dear customer!! Welcome to Ching Chong where we serve the best chinese food outside of  shitty wau (city wall) we have everything here that you can find in mainland china. I'd like to suggest you to try one of our new dishes! Poodle with Noodles (yes Poodle the dog race..) please order when ever you're ready.

Maniscalco notices the flashy red neon board. He was feeling kinda hungry after taking care of some business for the boss, and it has been ages since he has had Chinese food. He crosses the street and enters the restaurant.

He makes his way to a table at the back of the restaurant, and as he sits down he is approached by Nicolas_Cage who gives him a menu. Nicolas_Cage greets him with a hard to understand Chinese accent, and offers him a new dish called Poodle with Noodle. Glancing at the menu he is shocked by the large variety of animal names on the menu. Hoping that it is only a sales gimmick he calls over a waitress and orders a plate of Dalmation Dumplings.