So, I have come to believe I am bad luck to any city I join.

So far, after my first two accounts, every city I have been in has been wiped out when I reached the rank of Wise Guy.

Detroit, pew pew pew.

St. Louis, POW.

L.A., Boom!

But we'll see about Philly, they are digging their heels in and can't wait to see them come out on top.

I could say every Godmother/Godfather bit the dust in the city I joined, but in most cases the city went down with her/him...

But anyways! I do not wish to jinx Philly again, I'm in search of a new city for my voodoo to strike. Anyone have a certain city in mind? Comments, statements, insulting, questions, and all-out spam is very welcomed.

 I strongly advise you not to NOT join LA. We all smell really bad... and DLS is quite mean, really... and as for that Madejski fella,  well, the less said about him the better.

You should re-join PH. Certainly. Or NO, perhaps. Or StL, or DET perhaps.

Anywhere but LA.

I vote for you to join LV or StL. They sound like good places for you. 

Stephanie, please refrain from sending  people my way. I hear anything you touch also turns to crap.

You're mistaking me for someone else yet again. 

She touched me and it felt quite good...

Oh, boy seeing you two agreeing on the same point just strengthens my beliefs. It's actually funny since both of you are so similar...

Actually you'll find that my past accounts are nothing like this one. Of course this is OOC, so I suppose it's all irrelevant.

I hate to be the barrier of bad news but NO is closed to jinxed mobsters.

Two accounts in a row?

That's nothing. The CP curse must have felled 50 families. I was RHM to 6 different families on one account.

I'm sure this will be reassuring news to my troops.

~G~warble.

Tips his hat to Gwarble
You're one very lucky man, sir. I am sure I don't want to have 1% of your luck while visiting casino's.
Have a nice day sir.

I'm starting to regret throwing that brick in the mirror factory.

I am glad I missed when I threw the brick at the mirror.

Please even keep your shadows away from Stlouis, we don't want any Sad Faces among us .

"Actually you'll find that my past accounts are nothing like this one."

Didn't you also say that last time?

Yes, on my last account on which I got DD'd. Which, if I do remember correctly, has only happened to me once before. Which... In turn... Would make it nothing like my past accounts. Your point?

Oh, sorry. I spoke so fast that I was implying "last time we spoke in friendly terms".

I'm still curious to know how everything I touch turns to shit. 

That was implied somewhere in there? Wow you're good at hiding what you truly mean. I must learn this skill

Gwarble, if the 2 accounts message is referring to me, It's now 4 accounts that have been struck with the bad luck.

The Big Easy is closed? Sadface :(