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| Bob fixes things. | Started by: Bob_the_builder on Aug 30, '16 20:25 |
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Bob was walking along the streets when he realised tons of potholes. Unable to stop himself in fixing people's problems he took out his hammer. He pound and pound and pound and realised pounding doesn't fix potholes. Bob realised he just made the problem worst and saw Koehler's car heading his way. Bob decides that since Koehler refused to borrow him some money that day, he is not going to warn him.
Bob wrote down a note and paste it on the nearest wall.
"bob the builder, best bob." |
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"Best Bob? That's quite a statement you make there, Bob. Best to not let this turn into a battle of the Bobs, because you'll find some serious competition in this community. Aside from that, Bob's in general are pretty awesome, ain't that so, BobbyZ?" |
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| Reply by: RobOakheart at Aug 30, '16 21:22 | |
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BobbyZ Laughs Bobs are awesome. Every time I meet a person I hope their name is Bob. When someone tells me they're not a Bob I get sad and every time something bad happens I whisper "This wouldn't have happened if your name was Bob" |
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| Reply by: BobbyZ at Aug 30, '16 21:32 | |
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Deces walks by and heres discussion on having the name "Bob". As she tries to find a way to explain how Deces is so much a better name, she realize that the name Bob is not that bad. |
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| Reply by: Deces at Aug 30, '16 22:31 | |
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Passing by on her way to the shop of a local seamstress who has been tasked with making sets of four-fingered gloves, Lea hears a small group discussing the merits of the name 'Bob'. She can't help but chime in with her two cents' worth. 'Bob. Oh, yeah. Fantastic name. He's not just a noun, he's a verb. And if you give him an extra 'O', well...you've got yourself a boob! Everybody loves boob!" |
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| Reply by: Lea at Aug 30, '16 23:02 | |
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Skadi tried to hide her laughter by comparing Bob and Boobs, but the idea of viewing Bob with boobs was beyond her own control. After going the point of tears laughing, she said Looking at Lea: "Bob is a beautiful name and I have to agree with RobOakheart that all Bobs are amazing. Of course, you all have to agree with everything they say if not they get hurt." Leaving this phrase in the air, she followed in a hurry because she was already late for the next event. |
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| Reply by: Skadi at Aug 31, '16 07:55 | |
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The_Blacksmith overheard the ongoing discussion about Bob. Just not being able to control himself he says out loud. 'Here a Bob, there a Bob, everywhere a Bob Bob.' |
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| Reply by: The_Blacksmith at Sep 01, '16 09:58 | |
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Cyborg Visas walked casually when he heard the interesting discussion about "Bob" and all that Jazz. "It's a good thing Bob can fix everything. If only he can mend my broken and forlorn heart as well." The Cyborg muttered and went on.
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| Reply by: CyborgVisas at Sep 03, '16 23:38 | |
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