"Are you getting my good side? Are you getting my good side?" Sockpuppet wiggles left to right in front of the confused cameraman, who sees no difference.

YOU ARE LIVE

An assistant holds up a cardboard sign.

"Ahh. Welcome to the City of Detroit! "Sockpuppet speaks through a tiny microphone.

"I am SockPuppet and today, I am pleased to give you a tour of the Maledictus crew headquarters! " 

The camera crew follows SockPuppet to the gate.

Crap. I keep forgetting the passcode. Sockpuppet bangs it's head repeatedly on the dialer, punching random numbers.

ACCESS DENIED

Sorry guys one second. Oh I remember now.

Go-Go-power-range--HRM

ACCESS GRANTED

The thick metal door swings open and a goat pops his head through the door while chewing. 

"Who are they? Goatception keeps chewing, staring at SockPuppet.

"I'm doing a tourist video!" SockPuppet goes in with the camera crew following.

"You what? YOU FUCKING WHAT?!"

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Goatception rams one of the camera crew, knocking them unconscious. The camera view spins wildly as the camera crew runs to hide as goat screams can be heard.

We are experiencing technical difficulties.

"We're back!" SockPuppet exclaims as the footage resumes. "A great feature of this headquarters is we have an on-site medical fascility, including a 24 hour pharmacy and therapy team!"

SockPuppet beams. Goatception trots off in the background being fed hay by hot women in bikinis holding pitchforks.

The smell of coffee beans and jasmine tea wafts through the air as they pass an arched entrance. Light jazz is heard. HooLZ is seen laughing with Mercedes and relaxing.

"This is Malebucks, our 24 hour cafe and deli, where family go to unwind, grab breakfast, and have great conversations!

SockPuppets voice echoes through the great hall as they walk further. 

"To your left is the library, there is the accounting office, law firm, and over there is the pool and tennis courts! Here is the dining area! We have gourmet chefs and room service!  On the other side is the gym!

Peculiarly, SockPuppets voice gets softer and quieter as they go deeper in the fascilty. 

"Here is the Stealth Ninja Pickpocketing training arena," SockPuppet whispers as she opens the door to flipping ninjas.

An unidentified assailant took $5,000 from you.

"Dammit!" SockPuppet exclaims. She continues, "Over there is the armory." Trinity is seen walking by wearing sexy black leather.

"Over there is the bar and grill and across is the ballroom and

stage," Sockpuppet points. Roxy is seen laughing merrily with a few wiseguys playing darts.

"Here is the gambling hall and smoke lounge," SockPuppet wiggles.

They arrive to a secured area.Wolfschlegelstein walks by, terrifying the camera crew.

" That concludes our tour!" SockPuppet announces abruptly. "The concession stand and strip club are over here!

SockPuppet leads them over to a brightly lit flashing stand. This is where the real money is made! 

Merchandising! Merchandising! Merchandising!

Olympia, the action figure doll! Borya, the Albino Warmonger! and Craig! ....coughs.

SockPuppet stares into the camera, "Okay this concludes our tour!"

Maledictus