A man walks down the road. He looks left.....he looks right.....he is nervous he looks behind him to see if it is following him but he doesn't see anything. He is relived and wipes his brow but suddenly he hears it......

"buck buck buck buck........buck"

the man sees the giant chicken chasing him as he steps out to cross the road. Suddenly the sound of the chicken is drowned out by the sound of a horn

HOOOOOOOONK HOOOOOOOOOOOONK! CRASH BANG WALLOP

the man is hit by the car. a crowd gathers and so does the giant chicken

A old woman asked "Why was the man crossing the road?

The chicken replys out of breath and holding a bucket of chicken wings

"My bad, i get held up in the queue at KFC"

The End

the poor man chased by a gaint chicken then hit by a car what a way to go i love kfc very nice short story.i hope you do more

you kidding? i was actually taking the piss, but if the demand is there i shall write!

Al, do you not get a joke!!!

HuggleBear, please stop with your stories

Sweeney looks at HuggleBear with confusion.

What the hell is a K-F-C?

Taking the piss is for cool kids only.

Giggling at first then hearing Sweeney she tilts her head to the side and begins to wonder if Sweeney has never made it to Kentucky.. whispering to him softly

"Sweeney there is the great chicken place that opened in 1930 in Corbin Kentucky called Kentucky fried Chicken (KFC for short) if your ever out that way stop in and try some your sure to get addicted."

Al Bundy, is there *anything* you don't like?

Rox were the person holding up the Chicken in KFC?! Tut tut tut

Hey don't diss my fans CrazyNine, i accept all kinds of folk.

Pats AlBundy on the back

Funny

Wait..Giant Chickens? Is BrianRourke back from the dead!?

No it was Iota dressed up for his kinky weekend....sorry for the confusion