HighPitchEric steps out onto the bustling sidewalk.  He is wearing a fedora hat and holding a Tommy gun.  He lights his cigar and speaks to the various mobsters that have congregated on the corner.

Hey how's it going everybody?  Sometimes when I am talking, if I speak for too long my throat fills up with phlegm making it difficult for me to speak.  It kind of builds up, and after awhile my k's start sounding like g's.  Eventually it gets to the point where it sounds like I'm actually gargling rather than speaking, and to be fair I technically am after enough builds up in my throat. 

It worsens when I clear my throat a lot, but I only really do that when my throat gets itchy, usually after I get done chewing my arm hairs.  When I get nervous, I chew my arm hairs and swallow them.  Combined with the phlegm buildup it makes my throat itch and clearing my throat is the only way to scratch that itch so to speak.  But mixed with arm hair or not, I'm usually forced to swallow it back either way, which is unpleasant, but to spit onto the streets is undignified for a mafioso.  It's a lose-lose situation really.  My question to you all is has this ever happened to you in the mafia?

Herrero listens to HighPitchEric's explaining his unique problem.

'My friend', he responds to him, "I have never suffered or heard of anyone that has such a severe case of phlegm in the throat. I recommend that you first stop chewing your arm hair, and then go and see a medical specialist. Who knows, this might cause an epedemic'

Fur ball syndrome or in your case, hairy ball syndrome.

My Great Dane “Mounty” suffers from a similar ailment. He generally spews the chewy mess out whilst rogerring something from behind. Lesser breeds then urinate over the gooey lump which aids the breakdown.

Here boy!…………whistles

'There you have the answer HighPitchEric, you need to see a veterinarian urgently, or start rogering things from behind to clear your throat.' Herrero slowly backs away from HighPitchEric, making sure his back is never turned towards him.

Herrero was starting to get concerned. As nobody has heard back from HighPitchEric, he was wondering if this condition was even more serious than he thought. Maybe it could cause death. Was it contagious? Maybe a visit to the doctor was in order just to make sure

Listens to a choking person on the street begin to babble and tosses a gun with a bullet in it at the man. As the man catchs it  nand looks startled Tatsuya chuckles and speaks while walking by.....

Do yourself and the public a favor. Raise the gun and pull the trigger then trying to talk with a mouth full of shit in the streets.

Tatsuyaflicks his cig and walks away hoping to hear a BOOM!