*On the down low she took a swig from her flask before stepping out on the stage* She passes the empty flask to Kaine and instructs him to refill before the commercial break. She grabs the mic and coughs for a solid 90 seconds.

"Good morning everyone. *coughs for 90 seconds*

Let me begin by saying Bill and I ask you to ignore 10% of the mainstream media. Whatever you do, ignore FOX and the freelance journalists. Follow CNN because your donations to the Clinton foundation and  your hard working taxes pay CNN to continue my force of destruction.

*coughs for 2 minutes*

"I have every intention of altering the 1st and 2nd Amendment."  The NRA is a pain in my ass!"

*coughs for 90 seconds*

"I got these campaign ads airing that give me bragging rights on how I  granted every child healthcare in America. Warning! The pundits will ask why would a child in the richest country be without healthcare when this country's DNC is known for decades in assisting  countries with healthcare needs and whatever else they need?"

*coughs for 60 seconds*

"I can promise you I can get in and out of any shady deal untouched. Check out how I weaseled my way out of the supposed email scandal unscathed." Bill and I had to pay it forward but for you the people I will do anything to get where "I" want to be."

*coughs for 3 minutes*

Makeshift ambulance pulls up.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Dont drone me bro. 

Coldoldgold, minding his own business, thinks of PresidentDonaldTrump 's plan to remove state boundaries on health insurance companies to allow for lower prices via greater competition, when suddenly he hears someone having a coughing fit that aligns with pneumonia. "Wow, that really made my neurons fire." Coldoldgold says as he drops a small piece of paper behind him as he leaves; it reads "Your accountant has made payment of $0.02 to HillaryClinton. The note "Thank you for correcting the record." was included."

Scratchy already hearing the construction of the Trump wall being built, stumbles across Hillary Clinton as he hears her speech,

"Your women's role model everywhere Clinton!" Scratchy exclaims as she is whisked off into the ambulance.

Cannot wait to hear the debates between yourself and President Donald Trump.

#Trumpfor2016 

I'm really surprised someone can cough that much and say they're fit for duty. Wow.

Truly remarkable.

Throws a cough drop at Hillary and laughs

Hope you choke on it

*coughs*

Diversity is evident. I hear The_Bear_Jew express their  thoughts and I am quickly reminded of Rand Paul's message to President Obama. Followed up by Coldoldgold sending me $0.02. Thank you. Every red cent counts and adds up.  When the donation arrives,  I will adjust my banking records.

*coughs*

Thank you Scratchy. But truth be told I am not the role model the mainstream media makes me out to be. Yes I make women a priority on my platform, yet women are empowered by their own drive and not  the Governments assistance.

*coughs*

I am so pleased David_A_Edwards is looking forward to our next debate. Mr Wallace, our moderator, has a sterling/impeccable reputation. Word on the streets is millions will not be paying attention.

*coughs*

Reaches for my flask. Before it hits my mouth, I spot a cough drop tossed into the air that lands approximately 4 ft. in front of me. I hear an onlooker introducing themselves as Wild_Horses owning up to the tossed cough by telling me to choke on it. 

To Jax Teller, I would have to say diversity VS maturity comes to the table  in many forms.  

Mrs Clinton, I would just like to take a moment to thank you for being such an amazing role model for young Mafiosi across this country. No one in recent history has been able to influence the FBN like you do and your ability to compartmentalize your hitsquad is incredible, whether it's a hit on a party staffer or your underboss sanctioning a hit on a court justice, nothing is ever linked back to you. You truly are an inspirational women thank you for walking among us.

*coughs*

Thanks Severodvinsk. I do advocate and target children born into poverty.  With high hopes our children resort to crime and eventually fill our prisons along side their parents. This way here we can increase taxes from law abiding working citizens to pay for their failures. We call them the minorities. Some slip through the cracks and find a way and means to survive and succeed and I will not get their vote.

Women is at the top of my platform.  Phooey on securing our country.  I got to empower women.  To date so many are empowered without the aid of a government, and I will not get their vote.