TBK was walking her pet Prinny on a crisp Wednesday
afternoon. It was at that moment that a cow was brutally gunned down
right before Prinny and her. She covered Prinny's eyes and stared as the
shock consumed her. This was a brutal act like nothing she had over
seen in all her week as a mobster. The act was inhuman and devastating
to all cow rights activists. Not even seconds passed before people
starting shouting and rioting in the streets about the act of  brutality.


Prinny was the first to realize that this act was the changing point of
his life, and that his life was now devoted to making the world a better
place for cows. He took his pet TBK home and immediately they began
sketching plans to dominate the cow industry, the first step to fixing
the world. The plans looked more like strange football plays with arrows
and circles everywhere. That was soon replaced by having TBK model in a
cow suit and together they began acting out possible scenarios.


It took long weeks to go through every scenario they could think of and
some that the mailman thought of. The cow suit was worn to string by the
time they finished, luckily Prinny was an ex-cheerleader/mascot and had
plenty of large animal suits in his basement. TBK knew by that time it
was her life's mission to start a business to protect bovines of the
world. Today was only the start with Insurance for cows. Tomorrow would
be mass weapon storage for cows, but that was another day and another
project. The only questions were:


1. Where could they start a cow insurance company?

And

2. Where could they get another amazing cow suit?

Prinny woke up early and began the long grueling task as waking up TBK
from her deep sleeping beauty slumber. Moments later he left with
bruises and stitches, TBK was sleeping in and there was nothing that
could be done. Luckily, Prinny was really good at knitting, and patched
up the cow suit. Prinny put on the cow suit and joined the others in the
cow field, where he was going to spend the day investigating this
intriguing species, gathering information & learning how to properly
chew grass with his mouth open.

TBK calmly woke up around one in the afternoon, she stretched and looked
out the window. Outdoors prinny stood in a rather ugly cow suit taking
notes in a scratched up notebook. TBK walked into the kitchen and made
herself some lemonade and rice before going back to bed. Hours flew by
and she woke again at dinner. It was serious work time. She rang the
bell and Prinny ran over to her and sat down at her feet.


"Prinny, today we must apply for a business license in order to protect
the cow world from harm." She said in the most amazing voice.


Prinny was speechless as always, because when TBK talks, it consumes his
life. TBK snapped her fingers and Prinny obediently began taking notes
as she she rambled on & on about all the details of the business
proposition. Prinny thought it was time for a break, so he decided to
bring TBK some ice cream in hopes for some lovely alone time with his
beautiful spouse.


"My lover, I think what we need now is some of your favorite ice cream,
then a foot massage, then we can shower together. The cows will survive
until morning."

TBK was in shock. He didnt just say the cows could wait. This was a
heart break like nothing he could have possibly said. She died silently
inside as the words came out of his mouth. Then she was angry with him
to the point where she decided not to fill his water dish that night.
Pay back would be sweet.


Prinny was not going to get to play cops & robbers with TBK tonight.
The couch welcomed his punishment with soft comfy pillows, the only
thing in the house that understood & listened to his feelings. He
dreamed of an order dedicated to the sustainability of cows, and their
overall goal of world domination. He woke up from this amazing dream,
& burst into TBK's room.


"Oh my god! Agh my eyes! what in the world?? Forget it, I don't even
want to know what you're doing, I just had an apiffany, you must come
with me!"

TBK almost opened her eyes before throwing a pillow in the direction of
the hostile intruder, whatever this was it was attacking her and her
sleep. It must go. The next thing she knew Prinny was standing over her
and shouting about having an apiffany. This was worse then a house
robber. She wouldn't get off on self defense if she shot him. Although
she could try, she had heard of people shooting their spouses and
claiming they thought it was an intruder. Or she could just hide the
body...

Prinny picked up TBK and carried her out of her room, still in her
pajamas, hitting her head on the side of the door on the way out.


"We are going to the CFC meeting, and we have to leave right now to get
to their headquarters in time"

Prinny rushed to get the keys, which were missing, then rushed to get
some clothes, which were missing.


"Hey...TBK...mind if I borrow a pair of your, umm, undergarments?"

TBK hadnt opened her eyes yet. She thought she heard Prinny asking
to barrow a pair of her underwear.


"Its in the drawer on the left, please help yourself as always." She
said as she noticed she was getting a weird headache. "Prinny...Why am I
out of bed and where am I going?"

She finally opened her eyes and noticed that it was still dark outside.
The crickets were still chirping outside and she was faintly aware of a
dog scratching at her door. She would have to hit Prinny upside the head
for feeding strays. But first she had to shoot him for waking her up.

Prinny was sifting through the panties drawer looking for his favorite
yellow pair when he came across the pistol that TBK had had for ages but
never shot before. Better hide this, he thought. As he came rushing
back TBK was cooking in the kitchen, wait no, she was arming herself.
This was not one of her usual kinky games, she seemed way too serious
this time. Prinny grabbed the handcuffs.


"Gorgeous, are we ready to leave now? we have cows to deal with, right?"

TBK looked up from the frying pan she was weighing and stared at prinny.
He was about 20 pounds larger then her but she knew with the right
swing she could take him out. Then she froze. Prinny was really pretty
she realized, he needed that face she couldnt ruin it over being woken
up early. No way, she would have to shoot him in the back so he would
look good at his funeral.


"Prinny, my lover and friend, get me my gun." She said in her nicest
voice.


Prinny easily saw through this clever ruse, had the cat fetch the car
keys, because she is the only one in the house who ever knows where they
are, and began making his way toward the door.


"We wont need a gun where we are going, its strictly business, now cmon
farm gurl"

Prinny watched his back as he turned & left the house, TBK was one
of those wives that could turn on you at any moments notice. He knew
better than to give her that chance.

TBK sighed as she walked through the door. A quick search of the house
failed to turn up any gun so she would have to run Prinny over with the
car. This would leave a mess on the tires, and she doubted that there
was a service at the car wash for that.


"Prinny, darling, Ill drive so you can relax. But just to make sure the
car is safe you should wait outside while I start it and drive around a
bit."


Prinny was delighted to hear that his loving wife was being so kind to
him. He sighed deeply and smiled, only some could be so lucky to have
such a perfect spouse. Prinny decided to check the map while TBK started
the car. The CFC meeting was about a 2 hour drive from here.


TBK was pleased that Prinny was so accepting. She got in the car and
wondered where the start button was. Everything looked like a jumbled
mess of levers and was far too confusing.


"Um...Prinny, dear, you can drive, Ill sit in the back and sharpen
cooking knives so I dont disburb you." She said considering that it was a
very nice thing to do, after all, no one liked a dull knife. She got
out of the drivers seat and watched as Prinny finished up with the map.


"When does this meeting thing start? Are we late yet?" She asked in her
perfect voice.


"It`s going to be a close one, ill fill you in on all the details along
the way" Prinny replied.

Prinny gets in the driver`s seat, TBK can`t even drive a tricycle with
gps, what was she thinking? Prinny thought to himself. It doesn`t
matter, there are cows who need our help. Prinny buckles up for safety
& floors it. TBK bounces & tumbles around in the backseat,
struggling to put on her seatbelt.


TBK fell asleep during the car ride and they arrived in what felt like
seconds. Prinny rushed out of the car and opened her door for her like a
good pet. She looked at the large imposing building that was the CFC
command post. Somehow it seemed not big enough for the leading cow
protection agency. It was only thirty floors high with what felt like a
hundred stairs leading to the entrance. She ordered prinny to give her a
piggyback ride and she rode to the top of the stairs.


Prinny offered TBK a piggy back ride and together they happily
approached the large building that read in large bold letters,


COWS FOR COUNTRY

Prinny flashed his ID card at the door & they made their way to the
meeting room. Inside were many cows, and people, and people dressed as
cows. Oh no thought Prinny, we should have brought our uniform. TBK
was happily enjoying the view from on top of her
manservant...err...Prinny, who made his way to two open seats in the
audience and they sat down just as the lead speaker, wearing a cow-utter
as a hat, stepped up to the microphone on stage.


"People, we are gathered here today to dream a dream of impossible
ambition. Our dream is equal rights for all cows and bovine alike.
Somehow this completely reasonable dream has not even been considered by
our government. An outrage by any standard. Today we need to end cow
violence, just weeks ago a cow was brutally slaughtered on the streets
of Chicago. A fine was issued for this horrible act. A fine is all the
vicious attacker received..." He rambled on.


Meanwhile TBK was having the most amazing dream of riding dragon Prinny
through the skies of Florida.

Prinny was paying close attention, the next step in this plan was to get
a CFC certificate, so their original business plan could be verified
& backed by the most powerful cow society in the country. TBK was
daydreaming, probably about me, he thought. It would be best not to
wake her. As the ceremony came to a close, everyone began to sing the
CFC national anthem. Darling, Prinny said as he stroked her beautiful
orangish hair, we are going to have to learn this & add it to our
morning rituals. He left her snoozing and came back with brand new
flashy CFC licenses for both of them. He gently picked up TBK and
romantically carried her back to the car in his arms.
TBK woke up and realized she was in a car. She must of been kidnapped by
the strange man driving. She quickly searched around and found a metal
spoon which she promptly hit against the back of his head. It did
nothing but he turned around and she realized it was Prinny which solved
the problem anyways.


Prinny was somewhat perplexed by this strange & sudden assault with a
spoon.


"You are just so unique, that`s what i love about you...a spoon"

Prinny continued driving home, looking over his shoulder every now &
then to make sure TBK was not planning to jump him while his back was
turned & driving. It was now 1am when they arrived home. Prinny
collapsed asleep in the driveway, halfway to the front door of the
house.


TBK being the buff woman everyone dreams of came rushing to his rescue.
She swept him off his feet and carried him on her shoulder into the
bedroom. She threw him on the bed. She then left to grab a beer and
watch the game.


Prinny had the most amazing dream involving TBK riding a cow in a meadow
while eating a lollipop & watching the rainbow with him. He woke up
and remembered there was work to be done. He got up & walked to the
living room where TBK was covered in beer bottles lying asleep in a
puddle of who knows what. Prinny got the camera and took a few pictures
to add to this years album. Today was going to be a good day, and he
decided he was going to share it with the one amazing woman he knew he
wanted to share it with. He began to make bacon & eggs for his
lover, and give her breakfast in bed...or on the floor.

TBK woke up that afternoon with a nasty hangover. She looked over to see
Prinny eating breakfast and she quickly snuck out the door to get some
real food. Somehow she got stuck in the window and couldnt quite get
out.

"PRINNY!" she yelled. Still squirming in the window. Getting desperate
she starting clawing at the window sill.


Prinny saw this as an opportunity, a situation to take advantage of.
Prinny took some photo`s and began listening to the radio.


"Gorgeous, you look great in that window."


Half an hour later the radio show was over, and it was time to free TBK.
Prinny knew that TBK is an angry drunk, so he put on hockey pads,
lubricant, and prepared for some extreme wrestling.

TBK was really tired. Really really Tired. She saw Prinny listening to
the radio and it broke her fragile heart. The time seemed to drag on and
when he finally came to help her she had already given up on life
itself. She just stared at Prinny, not talking, as he opened the window
and let her out. She then walked slowly to their room and closed the
door so she could sob in peace.


Prinny was alarmed by this sudden display of femininity from TBK. This
is not like her, he thought, and began to change into his black leather
jacket & jeans. He went to TBK`s room to cuddle & talk about
feelings with her, hoping that she might once again view him like the
good husband he once was before the window incident. He picked a flower
out of a pot on the way to her room, and quietly opened the door.

Meanwhile TBK found the rum she hides under the bed and began to cure
her hangover. In no time at all she was back to her vicious attempt to
slaughter Prinny. This time she would end him with a gun...Once she
found it. She swore it was in the underwear drawer just where it was she
couldnt find.


"PRINNY! Where is my gun?" She half slurred.

Prinny put the flower in her hair.


"Your beauty never ceases to amaze."

Prinny ignored the slur and hugged TBK tightly, feeling her nice back
muscles and enjoying this short moment. He then noticed that TBK did not
need, or even want, any affection, in fact she seemed quite cross.
Prinny panicked and fled the scene, running straight for the herd of
cows in the neighbors backyard, the only place he could think of at that
moment. He slipped on TBK`s skateboard, got back up, tripped on TBK`s
tripwire she keeps by the door in case of intruders, and finally got his
legs caught in a rope trap. Exhausted from this feebly attempt at
escaping, Prinny let out a deep breath and gave up.
TBK stood there wondering what to do as Prinny hugged her rather
tightly. At that moment her heart grew ten times its size and she
wondered how anyone could possibly be as cruel as her. With all those
attempts to kill Prinny being the climax of her indecent hostility. She
looked over as Prinny started running for his life. Guilt swept over
her and she decided it was time to redo all the damage she had done. She
chased after Prinny and cornered him in the hallway. As he shook with
fear she dropped to one knee and begged for his forgiveness.


Prinny was not going to fall for this trap, he was sure there was an
evil plot, and he was not about to let his guard down.


"Never!"

Prinny grabbed the cow suit & made a run for the door, diving into
the tall grass outdoors where she would never be able to find him.
Safety at last.


TBK watched as he ran off. Oh well, an honest attempt to go nice, and he
ruined it. Back to drinking and murder attempts it would seem. She
turned on the radio and listened to the latest news about a gangster
getting shot. Prinny wouldnt be back for a few hours so she signed the
paperwork needed to start the business. As soon as she sent Prinny the
mail boy to deliver the paperwork it would all be official.

Bored, she walked down the street and chanced upon Prinny sneaking back
from his run. She hid in the bushes and waited for him to come closer.
When he did, she jumped on him and tackled him to the ground.


Over the years Prinny had gotten used to being jumped, tackled,
ambushed, seized, and knew exactly what was going on when it happened.
He still had the handcuffs from the night before & quickly pinned
TBK and handcuffed her. They wrestled for a couple minutes & then
lay breathing heavily staring up at the clouds. This was one of those
days where Pretty was so glad he had such a beautiful lover. After some
activities which will be left out of this story, they returned home
late, and tired, and fell asleep on the couch.


TBK woke up and wondered if prinny still had her handcuffs. She also
wondered if AA had a chapter here. She wanted to shoot anyone who said
drinking was bad. It led to her perfect marriage and lots more drinking.
both of which she loved even if they caused a lot of problems. She went
over and stroked Prinny's hair, then grabbed a knife out of the kitchen
and prepared to chop of his head.


Prinny was gone, disappeared by the time she got back. Prinny knew that
murder attempts were customary after a long night in this relationship.
Prinny was curled up in the fetal position under the sink drinking
dripping tap water from above, he could survive here until things cool
off. It was here he signed the business registration papers that he had
found in TBK`s clothes. After the letters were sent out, it would be
only a matter of time before the business was set up.


TBK noticed a metal gleam on the rug near the coach. Her gun! She ran
over and picked it up. She creeped over and pulled open the door to the
area under the sink. Prinny made a squeeking sound as she cocked the gun
and pointed it at him, this time he wouldnt escape.

TO BE CONTINUED...