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Mafia Census | Started by: FlyingPig on Apr 14, '10 11:47 |
Don't worry, Hoopi. I'll fill out yours for you. Dante, I appreciate the effort you have shown. This is why we at the Mafia Census Bureau continually try to make the forms easier to fill out each year. |
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Reply by: FlyingPig at Apr 15, '10 12:33 | |
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Please state your full name: |
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Reply by: Ricone at Apr 16, '10 18:38 | |
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Actually, I don't need to use a dictionary very often, Ricone. Should I apologize for having a respectable vocabulary, or should I beat myself in the head with a brick a few times until I am stupid enough to not threaten fragile intellects?
Watch your fucking tone with me. I don't mind it when friends give me shit, but if you don't know me, you better speak to me with respect. |
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Reply by: FlyingPig at Apr 16, '10 18:51 | |
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I do know you though, more than you know and unfortunately being called a asshat, fucktard, drooling mongoloid, mute moron, worthless CL, or giant vagina that jumped ship during isn't something that would gain a lot of respect in my eyes. I mean you literally insulted the entire La Cosa Nostra in a matter of seconds. But maybe it's for shits and grins, which I'm hoping it is otherwise I'm shocked you're alive. Friends or not. So assuming you're joking around maybe you need to learn to take a joke or shit either or. |
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Reply by: Ricone at Apr 16, '10 19:17 | |
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You don't know me. You might know OF me, just like we all know of just about everyone else here. It's a small world, but you don't know me. My point is, you are not familar with me enough to speak down to me. There are only a few people who are powerful enough or familar with me enough to speak down to me. Since I don't know you, you certainly can't know me as well as you think you do. You best get over yourself.
I don't need to explain my actions here to you. I don't need to justify anything to you. As Chris Vaughn might say, "Know your role". Last I checked, I was a Don and RHM to the Godfather of LA. Since when does a wiseguy get off expressing shock that I'm alive, telling me I need to learn to take a joke, calling me a "smartass with a dictionary", or suggesting that you spent time with my mother?
Anyone I might have been concerned with offending here, I was confident enough that they would see the humor in it. Anyone else, I could give a rat's ass about offending. You fall into this category. In fact, I hope you were offended. You are the kind of guy that makes this place unbearable to anyone with a shred of intelligence. You are unable to grasp the nature of Cosa Nostra and seem to think your opinion matters, regardless of your station in life. |
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Reply by: FlyingPig at Apr 16, '10 19:28 | |
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Offended me? No. I opted to treat it in humor yet you got upset. Whose fault is that? Yours. You've just stated that you were confident people would see humor in it. I did so I joked around and then you got all upset. So why try to have a good time if you're going to turn around and cry about it? |
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Reply by: Ricone at Apr 16, '10 19:37 | |
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Please state your full name:
Herbert "iluvlittleboys" ThePervert
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Criminal Family and City of Residence:
La Casa Dei Misteri, Las Vegas
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Rank as of April 14:
Goomba
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Category which best describes you: (Check one)
_______ Asshat
___X___ Fucktard
_______ Drooling Mongoloid
_______ Mute moron
_______ Worthless CL
_______ Giant vagina who jumped ship during a war
_______ I am Flying Pig
Education Level: (Check one)
_______ Kindergarten
_______ First grade
___X___ Second grade
_______ Third grade
_______ I know the difference between "your" and "you're", but not "there" and "their".
_______ Functioning, literate human being (Do not lie. You know you do not fall into this group.)
What are your primary accomplishments? (Check one)
_______ I have used my great power and influence to reshape Cosa Nostra.
_______ I offer a periodic journal to discuss current issues and entertain the masses.
_______ I gave a speech once. It was shit and did not receive any attention.
_______ I did something really stupid that amused a great many people.
_______ I don't do anything. Some day, I will serve as target practice for another mobster. It will be my most useful purpose up until then.
_______ I abuse people for my own and other's amusement.
___X___ Other (Please describe below)
Little boys. Nuffsaid. |
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Reply by: HerbertThePervert at Apr 16, '10 19:46 | |
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Please state your full name: __________________________________ TheKing Criminal Family and City of Residence: _______If u dont know u dont need to_____________________________ Rank as of April 14: TheKing ____________________ Category which best describes you: (Check one) _______ Asshat _______ Fucktard _______ Drooling Mongoloid _______ Mute moron _______ Worthless CL _______ Giant vagina who jumped ship during a war _______ I am Flying Pig x TheKing Education Level: (Check one) _______ Kindergarten _______ First grade _______ Second grade _______ Third grade _______ I know the difference between "your" and "you're", but not "there" and "their". ______X_ Functioning, literate human being (Do not lie. You know you do not fall into this group.) What are your primary accomplishments? (Check one) _______ I have used my great power and influence to reshape Cosa Nostra. _______ I offer a periodic journal to discuss current issues and entertain the masses. _______ I gave a speech once. It was shit and did not receive any attention. _______ I did something really stupid that amused a great many people. _______ I don't do anything. Some day, I will serve as target practice for another mobster. It will be my most useful purpose up until then. _______ I abuse people for my own and other's amusement. _______X Other (Please describe below) I do what needs to be done for me and mim ne personal glory matters not at all. |
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Reply by: TheKing at Apr 21, '10 02:23 | |
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Oh FlyingPig you may be gone but I will still do this pretty cenus. |
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Reply by: Birday at Apr 24, '10 05:13 | |
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Please state your full name:
Prodigy_JR God of Death
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Criminal Family and City of Residence:
The Lunatics
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Rank as of April 14:
Made Man
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Category which best describes you: (Check one)
_______ Asshat
_______ Fucktard
_______ Drooling Mongoloid
_______ Mute moron
_______ Worthless CL
___X____ Giant vagina who jumped ship during a war
_______ I am Flying Pig
Education Level: (Check one)
_______ Kindergarten
_______ First grade
_______ Second grade
_______ Third grade
_______ I know the difference between "your" and "you're", but not "there" and "their".
____X___ Functioning, literate human being (Do not lie. You know you do not fall into this group.)
What are your primary accomplishments? (Check one)
_______ I have used my great power and influence to reshape Cosa Nostra.
_______ I offer a periodic journal to discuss current issues and entertain the masses.
_______ I gave a speech once. It was shit and did not receive any attention.
_______ I did something really stupid that amused a great many people.
_______ I don't do anything. Some day, I will serve as target practice for another mobster. It will be my most useful purpose up until then.
____X___ I abuse people for my own and other's amusement.
_____X__ Other (Please describe below)
I eat babies!______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
The man fills out the form and hands it back to FP. Smiling, Mr. Pig shakes the man's hand and thanks him...
"Much appreciated. With this information, I will be able to analyze much information and we will be able to implement various public policies reflected by our current demographics. Thank you for your time and patience." |
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Reply by: Prodigy_jr at Apr 26, '10 14:26 | |
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Tyrion wanders past smoking and wonders why the pitiful cretin is trying to shake hands with a corpse. |
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Reply by: Tyrion at Apr 26, '10 15:10 | |
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Tyrion, some folks prefer interaction with the departed. Most call this "necrophilia." |
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Reply by: SpaceMountain at Apr 26, '10 15:17 | |
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Ah yes. My mistake. Clearly. |
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Reply by: Tyrion at Apr 26, '10 16:09 | |
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Necro wha? Can we make money out of it?
Stone shoots a couple of local whores,positions them in an alluring posture,and awaits his first customer......... |
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Reply by: Stone at Apr 26, '10 17:40 | |
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