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| Elusive Thanksgiving Turkey | Started by: Spikey on Nov 25, '16 01:07 |
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Spikey steps out into the streets holding one of the rare golden basters, full and loaded with thick gravy. Gobble. He looks around for JesusTheGangster, as the mating call echoes through the streets, gobble. Oh, well, that Wild Turkey must be off somewhere... Maybe he has learned to hide for Thanksgiving, from all the wanton and salivating mouths... Maybe he is plotting revenge... on Human Kind for the bites of years past. That seems likely... I doubt I'll be able to find him today... Until then, it would be best to stock up on gravy so that he can get a quick rejuvenating greasy and slick bath, and perhaps prepare more stuffing to fill said turkey with, double stuffed even. Spikey ponders all of this, hungry. Alas. Alas... The turkey hides in the hills this year for Thanksgiving, and we're all just stuck with a bunch of hams. Spikey goes over to HunterZolomon's with some pies, for the flavor. |
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He looks around for JesusTheGangster, as the mating call echoes through the streets, gobble. YOU USE A MATING CALL TO FIND JESUSTHEGANGSTER? |
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