It had been a couple of weeks since @Senza had finally convinced @Bonkers to move out and as much as she missed the way he brightened up everyone's day it was at least nice to have some peace and quiet from time to time.

Suddenly though the floor began to shake, an earthquake perhaps? Hold up, this is Chicago...that's not right... The cash that she'd been counting on the desk began to leap all over the room. The power cut out and her record stopped playing.

@Senza grasps her gun firmly, her senses are heightened and she glances out of the window.

In the street she can see @Bonkers and a few of his bodyguards - Skepta, Wiley, Dizzee shouting what sounds like quickly recited poetry at one another. Behind them a few other bodyguards including Shy FX and Wildchild are banging drums and letting off the deepest bassy vibes from trumpets.

What are you playing at down there?!? You have the whole of the South Side of Chicago to play with and yet you choose the street outside my own HQ. Enough is enough! We need to put some space between us! I'm calling our dear Godfather Chairman @Kurgan right now and we're sending you North!

******

Later that evening Don @Bonkers returns to his HQ and addresses his button men.

Gentlemen, it has been decided that we shall take control of the North Side. Now since @Deces and @BrotherHec moved out to focus on New York that place has gone to the dogs. No one there respects anything anymore - the local businesses need protection, the police are over worked and underpaid and I even heard there are dealers outside schools these days.

We need to go up there and take out the trash. I want a button man on every street and your associates roughing up these cowboys. I want this done properly too - when the sun rises I don't want to see any trace of these scumbags

At this point @Borkers and @Utopia pipe up

But what about all the money we just spent on this place? What about all the forts? You know how much pressure we had to put on the planners to get this place approved?!

Bonkers smiles and replies

Very simple my friends, we shall simply pop the place on wheels and glide our way North. We can pay for a fresh touch of paint when we get there - after all, business is good.

*******

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Over the past couple of weeks I have assembled some of the craziest mobsters our streets have ever seen. This evening The Crazy House moves North. Tonight we purge those streets, tomorrow we open for business. I hope to see many of you enjoying our neighbourhood in the near future as we increasingly put our stamp on the place.

Salut.

Congratulations, Bonkers. I've enjoyed your participation in the streets recently, and I believe this move is well deserved. Best of luck!

Bonkers, you've put in a massive amount of work for Chicago and it's only right that this opportunity has been presented to you. Congratulations on your move and I wish you all the best in shaping North Side.

Bonkers my friend. My father worked closely with you just before his life was cut short and i know he had fond memories of yours and his relationship. Having watched from afar i know that his fondness of you is utterly justified. Everyone can see and appreciates what it is that you're doing for CH and there are not many that deserve this next step in their career like you do. 

Being a northern lad at heart i can tell you that you'll fit right in. Northern folk are some of the most humble people you can meet. The Northern Girlies are second to none, that i can attest too. 

On a serious note im very pleased to see you spread your wings. Well done, friend.

Disorder wanders up and after saying a brief hello to Borkers to remind him about returning the underwear he'd neglected to send back with the rest of his albums, he sauntered up to the man of the hour.

"Bonkers! Congratulations man. Now, down to pressing matters...

Firstly, stop moving around you potty fucker! You're hard enough to keep track of as it is. And secondly, is the new place going to be as easy to spot from space as the current one? And thirdly, will you please have a word with your right hand. Over means over. Holding on to highly personal bits of my stuff in the hopes of reigniting some long dead fire (as passionate as it may have been) is getting a bit creepy."

Noticing the slightly bemused look on Bonkers' face, Disorder smiles and clears his throat.

"Anyway! Best of luck to you with the move, I'm sure you'll light up that district and bring an added dimension to the city. Congratulations my friend!"

Having heard the good news John approached Bonkers and respectfully removed his hat and bowed his head slightly.

"Congratulations Don Bonkers - may you and your family find great success in your new home."

Repeating of the great news and seeing Don Bonkers and crew moving up to the North side i slip him a small note for him to read since it was a noisy moving party.

Congratulations on the move to the North Side of town

you deserve it and can't think of any other fitting person

to sit north and protect the streets then you! 

>Best of luck and great endeavors! 

                                                                    - Veronia

During a hectic week with so much left to handle, Deces heard news of North Side Chicago being spoken for. A place which was once home, but far from just a memory she sends a few men to go investigate the district. Upon return the men seemed a tad crazy, confused, dazed and completely lost.

What the hell is going on?

Shots were being fired, people were yelling and we were being chased. I heard the name Bonkers, but that's all.

Deces thinks to herself for a moment and smiles.

Congratulations Bonkers on breathing life back into North Side. I wish you all the best of luck and know i'm only a mail away.

Deces looks at her men and just shakes her head while getting back to work.