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| Team short bus heads to the Bronx | Started by: PaleRider on Dec 06, '16 03:58 |
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PaleRider got an important call from the boss lady to meet in her office. So, Pale left the funny house, and jumped in his short bus to head back to the Headquarters. Pale walked into the Headquarters and saw everyone looking at him weird, as if he had something hanging off his chin. He was nervous as he got close to her office door which was never usually closed, but for some reason, this time it was. He knocked on the door so that the boss would know he was there. The boss said, "Come in the door is open." As Pale walked in the office, he heard people laughing at him. When finally, he walked past the mirror in the boss’ office and took a look at himself to see why they were all laughing. Pale's face was all painted up and he was still wearing his crash helmet. He looked around the room to see Buzz and Twink, the boss lady’s hands, sitting on both sides of the new Chairman of NEW YORK. The boss said, “Sit down, Pale. We need to talk. Pale sat down and told the boss he was sorry that he was late to the important meeting and that he looked like a clown… It was half price at the funny house, a circus. The boss and her hands began to just shake their heads and laughed. Deces looked at Buzz and then Twink, and said, "Do we really want to give this paste-eating window-licking weirdo the keys to the Bronx?" They all looked at each other, smiled, and said, "Yes!" The new Godmother told Pale that he had worked hard and deserved this. She also said that she knew he was going to do great over there, and that there were a lot of good people ready to work for him. PaleRider looked at Deces and told her he wouldn't let her down, and that he was here to serve, and protect her and the city of New York. After the meeting of sending Pale off to the Bronx, Pale took a bottle of his best paste out, put it on the boss’ desk, and informed them to help themselves, “It’s the good shit. Enjoy." "Before you go..." Buzz yelled out, "I have one other gift for you." Pale looked at his brother and asked, "What is it?" Buzz then tossed the keys to a new short bus and called back, "You’re going to need it." Pale was happy to see his new ride. |
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Stumbling up to the bus with a bottle in both hands Gin pauses, no words come out just a few dry heves. That wassssss clossssse Just then it comes out, pouring down on PaleRiders crisp new loafers D d d damn boss I'm sssssssorry been drinking since, since, since.....Gin laughes.....since always hahahaha Seeing PaleRider looks less then amused he stands up straight Llllook I got the cleaning bill on the shoes, what I really came to say is this is quite the day for you. I can't wait to see what you will do in the Bronx and am honored to be by your side. Gin limps back up and hands one of the bottles to PaleRider Cheers let's drink and after that drrrrrink some more! |
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| Reply by: Gin at Dec 06, '16 04:22 | |
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Congrats PaleRider. I am so happy to see you get your keys to this new spacious HQ. With Gin and Toast by urside as your right hand and left hand you are in good hands. I know you will do great and help build New York the big apple to a well oiled Machine. Godmother Deces has picked the perfect person for the job. Take this box of fine cigars and this bottle of expensive champagne as a gift for your new role. Congrats to you all. |
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| Reply by: Heroin at Dec 06, '16 17:45 | |
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Thanks Heroin for the warm congrats .. I do hope i can live up to the Godmother's expectations As for my hands in Gin and Toast i will have to whip them into shape ..lol.. they like to lay around the HQ drinking and smoking cigars .. |
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| Reply by: PaleRider at Dec 06, '16 17:50 | |
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Kodak grabs a mic and shouts! "Congrats brother and to the city of New York." Kodak Drops mic and walks away |
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| Reply by: Kodak at Dec 06, '16 17:53 | |
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