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| Conn's crazy drug adventure | Started by: Conn on Dec 11, '16 03:21 |
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"Are you sure you're ready to do this?" Dexter asked Conn. "You shouldn't be starting drugs with magical mushrooms, they are quite trippy." "How bad can it be?!?" replied Conn, snatching the mushrooms from Dexter's hand. "It has to start somewhere!" he added, before taking a bite of the mushroom. At first he didn't feel anything. "What the fuck did you give me? I doesn't work!" Then, he felt it, the buzz, the escape from reality. He started to see things, like giant music notes and the plants of his house starting to move. "Holy shit! Did you see that!" he yelled pointing at the thin air. Dexter shook his head. "Let's show some people!" he added. Conn took his phone and called his good friend Axel. "What's up bro! You neeeed to come over at my place! It'a crazy, there's giant music everywhere!.... on drugs? No I'm not... Aw come one man, I'm telling you it's lit! Hello?... hello? Son of a bitch!" He threw his phone on the ground and stepped on it, completely crushing it under his feet. He then made his way downstairs, to the living room, and put on his favorite recording. It was "Ascenseur pour l'échafaud" from the flawless Miles Davis. He sat on a couch and stayed static, wondering why the fuck had he done drugs. |
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The first song began, and Conn got carried away by the sweet sound of the trumpet, playing around with melody as if it was a toy. He closed his eyes, really feeling the music take over his drugged mind. When he opened them, he saw his father standing in the middle of the living room. "Dad? Is that really you?" whispered Conn, handing out his hand to try and touch his dead father. "Conn, you have a lost brother. You need to find him before it's too late." answered his Dad, before vanishing into thin air. "WAIT DAD!" yelled Conn, jumping to reach his dad. He fell down flat on his face, crying at the same time. He missed his dad so much... He then picked up the trumpet again, playing marvelous melodies and he blacked out. "Boss.... Boss? Hellooooo?" he heard, as he woke up from his drugged state. "Feel better now?" asked his bodyguard, Dexter, who was crouching over him. Conn nodded. "I saw my dad... He told me that I had a lost brother..." said Conn rubbing his head. "Then let's get going! You have a brother to find!" answered Dexter. |
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| Reply by: Conn at Dec 13, '16 00:20 | |
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Somewhere else entirely is a man, a drunk of a man, indulging in his vice while others pass him by. He takes a swig of some moonshine, then spits some out at the feet of women walking along with son. "You rude rude man! You should be ashamed of yourself. Clean yourself up!" she yells, rudely, then tugs her child's arm and keeps on walking along the sidewalk of the city streets. The drunkard laughs, then mumbles some incoherent nonsense as other pedestrians pass by the lowlife. He's sitting outside a popular watering hole, up against the heated bricks, at twelve noon. "I guess it's noon here!" he shouts out at no one in particular, then laughs again. At least he knows what the hell he's on about. This goes on for awhile longer. The social outcast keeps on keeping on, drowning his soul in a mess of intoxication and escapism. Much like that mushroom eating Vegas guy. As the sun passes over the other side of the sky it now casts a shadow on the business front. No longer are the bricks as heated, and soon enough this man will find another place to squat. |
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| Reply by: Axel at Dec 13, '16 06:44 | |
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"Let's go find him!" said Conn. "But before, just le me go to the bathroom." He for up and walked to the bathroom. Once inside, he took off his belt and tied around his arm, taking out a seringue from his cabinet and injected the heroin in his main vain. He untied the belt and put it back on, letting out little groans of pleasure as the drug flowed through his body. "Ok I'm ready!" he whispered, as he tripped on the living room carpet. "You okay?" asked Dexter. "Yeah yeah, let's go now." answered Conn, grumpy. He got up and walked outside, into the cold air. "We could start looking at bars?" suggested Conn. Dexter nodded. As they walked to the nearest bar, they saw a drunk street bum trying to talk to a lady. "What a fucking loser." said Conn, chuckling with his eyes half-closed. |
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| Reply by: Conn at Dec 13, '16 22:36 | |
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WoonDa was erring the streets with his big jack on, listening to the latest jazzy "Body and Soul" title, when he saw his friend Conn eyes semi closed, and his BG Dexter guiding his road. Turning back shortly, to appreciate the curvatures of that nice lady that was passing on, he addressed Dexter after: "I know a good friend's bar close. Let's take our friend a long walk on that fresh air there... I am sure he will feel better when we arrive there. |
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| Reply by: WoonDa at Dec 14, '16 09:00 | |
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As soon as Conn heard the music, he started to dance like crazy, playing air drums and air sax. "I just love this song so much! Is it the Sonny Stitt version?" he asked Woonda, giggling and chuckling. His bodyguard grabbed him by the arm, dragging along. "Come on boss, your friend here has a bar to take us." said Dexter. "Give me two seconds!" said Conn, between laughters. He walked up to the hobo on the streets. "May god save you." he whispered, before kissing him on the cheek. "I am ready now!" he yelled turning around in laughter and following the duo in front. |
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| Reply by: Conn at Dec 19, '16 17:21 | |
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The hobo attempted to toss the now mostly empty bottle at Conn. He wasn't much for romance unless it involved his love for liquor. The bottom flew through the air in Conn's direction. |
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| Reply by: Axel at Dec 19, '16 18:55 | |
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"Careful!" yelled Dexter, trying to reach for Conn. Conn turned around, just as the bottle smacked him in the forehead. He immediately fell to the ground, unconscious. His bodyguard catched him and layed him on the ground before running towards the hobo and grabbing him by the collar. "What the fuck man!" he said between his teeth. "You think you can just attack my boss like that?" He brought one of his hands back, to punch the hobo, but then controled himself. He dropped the crazy man. "Now you are going to help us get him somewhere safe or you'll be swimming with da fishes, you understand?" |
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| Reply by: Conn at Dec 20, '16 15:51 | |
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"Woo say wanna play dare today Mayfair what ya say?" the drunken bum fumbled in response to Dexter. Hobo wasn't exactly in a proper state of mind to do anything productive. Initially he simply did as Dexter did based on the angry man's forcefulness and energy, helping him lift Conn up. He took the opposite side, sliding in under Conn's armpit. You could say though Conn and Dexter were just as much holding the drunkard up at the same time. All three of them walked a little, now away from where they initially were, one business down. It was a café that had an outside area with tables and chairs. People were out and about doing their thing, chatting, socializing, enjoy the evening. Conn had been pretty much dragged to this point, from being knocked unconscious by the moonshine bottle, yet was more so still able to function his legs, like a blackout drunk. Speaking of drunks, just as they started to pass the café, the hobo decided it was time to relieve himself. He dipped away from Conn and Dexter and while swaying and mumbling more incoherent nonsense, he pulled out his penis and started urinating on the back of one of the chairs that a customer was seated in amongst the outside eating area. |
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| Reply by: Axel at Dec 20, '16 16:45 | |
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Dexter laid Conn down on a table, giving him little taps on his face to try and wake his boss up. "Cm'on, cm'on!" he mumbled, hoping his boss would wake up. After trying for a couple of minutes, he decided to chance strategy. "Hey drunky! Go get me some water inside!" he yelled hoping the hobo would hear him. Hearing no response, he turned around and saw the homeless man relieving himself on a nicely dressed buisness man. "What the fuck..." he whispered to himself. The stocky buisness man seemed mad, as he got up and started screaming. "I'm not taking part in any of this." said Dexter, remembering the lessons his mother had learnt him. He walked inside and asked for a cup of water. As soon as he got it, he jogged back outside and poured the whole glass on the french mafioso. The mobster jolted up. "It's Christmas!" he yelled, then realizing it was the summer. He looked around confused. "What's going on?" asked Conn, pointing at the buisness man who was getting pretty feisty. |
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| Reply by: Conn at Dec 25, '16 05:14 | |
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The drunkard released the beast, and was feeling quite good. Mid stream, and whilst pissing waywardly due to his swaying, he felt the need to steady himself. His non occupied hand was placed on a solid surface in front of him to keep himself from falling. "Ahhhhhhhhhh. Better pee, better do." said the drunkard. Unknowingly he had placed his hand on the head of the man who's chair he was relieving himself on, which kicked off the stocky businessman to turn around and start his verbal assault, and also caused the hobo to no longer be able to keep his balance. With some still left in the tank, the drunkard suddenly found himself lying face first in a bush. He had toppled over and faceplanted while still peeing. "Ahhhhhh yeah, sing me a song Lilly" he said muffled with his face in the dirt, continuing to pee and saturate his shabby trousers. The hobo had in a round about way taken himself out of the situation, which left Conn and Dexter to deal with the angry businessman. |
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| Reply by: Axel at Dec 26, '16 05:28 | |
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"You deal with him." said Conn to his bodyguard, running after the hobo. Dexter let out a sigh of discouragement, turning around and facing the little piss drenched man. "Wait up!" yelled Conn, hoping the hobo would stop. Unfortunately, he didn't. "Damnit" he mumbled, using his rarely used muscles to run into third gear, catching up to the drunken wreck that was the hobo. He grabbed him by the arm and loged his fist into the homeless man's face, immediately holding his hand in pain. "That's for the bottle you fucker." he hissed. Back at the small caffe, Dexter was trying to control the little stocky man. "Calm down sir, please calm down." he kept on repeating with his low pitched voice. He quickly got tired of the buisness man yelling at him and ignoring his remarks, so he used his Herculean strength to pick a table and smack it on the guys head. "Fuck you." he whispered, surrounded by bystanders with dropped jaws. |
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| Reply by: Conn at Dec 31, '16 00:13 | |
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