I was walking down the street and minding my own business. I was walking, walking, and even more walking. I was about to cross the street when I saw an group of small huts. Another damn hobo settlement the cops need to force them out of the area, it is getting ridiculous at this point.

I decide to take care of this problem myself and I walk across the street. I look both ways before continuing and I get to the other side. Hey guys, you need to clear out you are not supposed to be here. I live across the street and I can't get a fucking hour of sleep. I know you guys like to be loud and have endless amount of drinking. But cmon put an cap on the god damn noise after 2 in the morning. Here, I grab for my wallet as I continue. Here I can pay you one hundred dollars for you to stop after 2. Thanks. This fairly large black man walks up to me and he looks to be in an bad mood. He towers over me and I have to look up to see his face. 

SO boy I heard you want us to keep down the music then? He looks as I can see the steam coming from his ears. This is why we are not going to do that. I was not going to argue with him and I was about to leave. He grabs me on the top of my right shoulder and I freeze in place. He whips me around and again I face the mountain of an man.

He begins to laugh and the rest of the camp, begins to laugh on with him. Don’t worry your little Bunny head off, we will take the one hundred bucks and we will try to be more quiet. But before you leave Sir, I have something i am looking to give to someone. It’s completely free as I stopped using it years ago, so it is no use to me anymore. He leaves for mere seconds before reappearing from his small tent and having an weird looking device in his hands. I found it along the streets on my nightly strolls many days ago and I used it many times. As an gift I would like for you to have this.

I look skeptical for an moment before I reach my hands out and thank him for the gift. But make sure you use it in a an enclosed area it can tend to make you wander. I get an little scared with this new found information but I thank him again and I lower my hat as I leave.

As I drive home I continue to look at the oddly shaped device I have in my passenger seat. It looks like an tube but I am not sure. Even living in Bunnytown I have never seen this invention ever in my life. But I continue to drive till I pull up to my driveway. I get out and hold it as if it was a newly birthed baby. I wave to my groundskeeper as I pass and he exchanges an wave as well.

I enter and quickly head for my study room. I gently place the device on the desk and I close the office door behind me. OH this must be important as it looks to be new but old at the same time. I mean if he gave it away maybe he is trying to scam me. Who knows, but I need to try this thing out as soon as humanly possible. 

I sit down and look into the long tube and I start to become an boy again. I was happy and I could not believe it. I lit an small flame near the bottom and I put my face in the tube. I open for an second and come up coughing. An weird blue and red smoke comes from my mouth. I feel great, so I lean over and take another whiff. But then I feel an weird tingly feeling and I look at my hands. They are gone, wait what? I look around the room and everyone looks like paint was thrown awkwardly around the room. The room then starts to slowly spin and the chair starts to talk as it scoots closer to me.

So Mister BunBun you are the new found owner of this device and you need to see what you just did. The chair moves closer to me and it has legs? He quickly forms arms and he points to the wall beheind me. An large door appears on the wall and it is bright green. It slowly opens to an passage that seems to be endless. The chair starts to speak again. Follow the passage until you get to Dalora’s office and enter.  I follow his instructions and enter. I turn around and the door vanishes completely. 

I follow the long endless seeing pathway and I finally get to the office. In the front are two bunny’s. I know them from Bunnytown there names are Donny and Branco. How are you doing guys, I have not seen you since bunny school. They point there fingers at the door and I enter. I enter as smoke pours out from the door. 

Hello……. Mister BunBun I have been waiting for you. I look around the room and I let my jaw drop. I cannot even explain the room around me, you have to experience it for yourself. So…. why did you summon me? How did that man get the device? Where am I? 

Dalora stared at the door, it felt like she had been waiting a lifetime for someone to come walking through it. She could hear the ticking of the grandfather clock in the corner; it's pendulum slowly marking the passing of time. Sighing she stood and walked around the large mahogany desk, never taking her eyes off the door. Visitors often couldn't take their eyes off their surroundings; aside from the clock and desk the rest of the room was a collection of artifacts and posters. As she glanced around the office a smile played at the corner of her mouth. She remembered seeing some of the magicians that adorned the walls. Shelves held an assortment of books and jars. A hat stand stood to the left of the door, holding just a small collection of coloured top hats. Feeling a sombre mood take hold of her, Dalora swapped the bright purple one on her head for a black one; though if you looked inside you would see brightly coloured fabric lining the hat. And still she as waiting, who would walk through the door?

Dalora could sense the bunny approaching, taking a seat behind her desk she thought to herself showtime. She took delight at the look on Mr BunBun's face, as he entered her office. Had he got sight of the cage swinging in the corner? A small furry leg dangling out of it. Or maybe he was looking at the painting hanging proudly behind her; mist rolling off the mountains, slowly pouring over the edge of the frame. Dalora turned her head to look at what should really interest him; a tall ordinary looking box in the corner, tall enough to walk into. But it seems the bunny wanted answers. "So many question Mr BunBun, won't you take a seat first?" Dalora had purposely set three seats at her desk, it interested her to watch which seat her visitors would pick. "Three questions you asked me; well firstly you are in my office, and my office is wherever I want it to be. Next. the gentleman got the device in much the same manner as yourself, given to him by the previous owner. It has passed through many hands, it is also wherever I wish it to be."

"Mr BunBun you are here because we have places to be." Dalora stood, putting on a coat as she walked to the door. After relaying a quick message to Donny she turned to see Mr BunBun standing right behind her. "Oh no, not this way bunny." He looked like he was about to ask more questions, putting a finger on his chin and pushing up she held a finger to her mouth. "So many questions." She turned his head to face to the corner. "This is the way we must go."

Dalora opened the disappearing box; even with the light of the room the box was full of darkness. As she stepped into it she turned to Mr BunBun , "Well don't dally, I need your help." 

I stare at Dalora then at the door that just appeared infront of me. I wait till Dalora leaves her seat and opens the door. As I follow this door also vanishes into the thin air. Now we are in some sort of large ruins, I look around and am utterly confused. As I walk beheind her the pathway becomes smaller and smaller till he can barely get through. What is going on?

Dalora looks behind me confused as well, but she let’s out an small smile. This is the closing room. I like to mess with my guests before they get the ultimate prize. I squeeze through and finally appear in an normal looking room. In the rooms corner, Dalora stands and she runs upwards to the top. Now she is huge and I am an ant compared to her. How did you do that? I look around the room in ah as the wallpaper is bright and it starts to swirl as I cover my eyes. It’s an illusion, it’s made to trick the mind. C’mon we don’t have time to droll over every room. 

I shrug and continue as I run too her and she waves her hands over her head. Then another small door opens and we crawl through it. We reappear in the next room and I look infant of me to an stack of gold. On the tip top of the pile, is an skeleton of an pirate captain. He looks at me as I pass. As Dalora leaves, I go back quickly and grab some gold pieces. I stuff them into my suit pockets and quickly leave. i slam the door beheind me and continue down another hallway. 

Where are we going? I look down the hallway and we finally get to an room. We enter and it’s…….

A myriad of rooms passed them by,, each one spectacular in it's own way. Dalora confidently walked through doors and openings to the next. As they continued through the Pirate Room, she could see BunBun look in wonder at all the treasure, it's guardian carefully watching them in turn. Finally they came to the door Dalora wanted. It led to what looked like a cluttered maze, but the walls were made from presents wrapped in the most gaudy paper possible. The ceiling sparkled with glitter with bows hanging from every possible corner. Dalora went to a flamingo pink stack on her left, checking to make sure the bunny was following her; she was surprised to see he was further behind than she thought.

"I hope you're enjoying this trip so far Mr BunBun, we still have a small way to go, then shall be my grand reveal. We just need to pick something up here."

As Dalora spoke a small figure walked out from the stacks behind her, BunBun's look of astonishment made her smile. The creature was no more than 14 inches tall with short stubby legs and ears so long they almost touched the ground. He wore a snazzy red suit and a pipe sat nonchalantly in the corner of his mouth. The creature wobbled as if moved quickly around Dalora towards BunBun, as if drawn to him.

"He isn;t too fond of people, but he doesn't seem to mind the denizens of Bunnytown. We need to bring him with us, but he must be carried." A look of annoyance quickly flashed across her face before she continued. "He moves much too slow and I have a schedule to keep. Carry him whichever way is most comfortable for . . ."

A sudden bang interrupted Dalora, it had come from the direction they had just been. As BunBun also looked towards the noise, the creature scrambled onto his shoulder where it proceeded to tap it's foot impatiently, squeaking something unintelligible. Dalora thought the thing looked quite troubled. Another bang sounded through the room, this time louder as if it was getting closer. Dalora walked cautiously towards the noise. It was coming from the previous room, the door shook on it's hinges as something hit it again. Although there were many beings in the different rooms, they never moved between them; at least not as long as Dalora could remember. Brushing the feeling of concern aside, Dalora beckoned BunBun to follow her. 

"Just through here." Dalora pushed aside a dangerously tall stack of presents, and looked ahead. Something was wrong; this wasn't the right place. Covering the opening again she pulled a box from the stack and tried again. Still it led to the wrong place; darkness filled the passage ahead. Pushing the stack back again she gave is a swift kick before looking again. This time she let the concern show; something was very, very wrong. Taking her top hat off she placed it carefully on the ground and rummaged inside. No, not that, where is it? Not that either. Dalora muttered to herself as she pulled out item after item.. Colourful strings of handkerchiefs, a rat, a compass that never seemed to find North; all tossed aside until at last she pulled out a sawn-off shotgun. Dalora looked calm as she aimed the gun towards the presents.

"Stand back Mr BunBun, it seems the door doesn't want to show me the way." 

A shot rang through the air, as the paper cloud settled Dalora once again checked the opening. Never before had she resorted to such drastic measures to make the doors open, but they had never refused her before, and Dalora was not used to being denied what she wanted. The creatures garbling had increased in speed and as she turned to face BunBun she could see the thing pointing into the towering stacks, before it jumped off his shoulders and started to push the bunny in the same direction. 

"What have you done Mr BunBun?"

How dare you even say that I did something? I knew magicians where enemies of Bunnytown but this is over the top. I try to hide the look on my face, as I quickly stagger back to the wall beheind me. 

Then from the wall where we entered appears an door, but more sinister and black then any door we have used before. The door slowly opens to the pirate from the treasure room. He comes in and following him an bunch of other skeletons. I look at Dalora, I thought they were dead? How are they walking at us? I draw my holstered weapon and aim at the closest skeleton. The skeleton shatters into many pieces and slumps to the ground for the moment. Dalora starts to scream at me!

Magic can only hurt or kill creatures of this realm, your mortal weapons can only slow them down. We need to get out of here. I quickly respond with good idea magician, after you. She draw her hands and starts to make energy with her hands but it looks to have short circuited. My magic isn’t working!  Some outside force must of caused this, I know it was you Mr. BunBun so just tell me.

I look down in shame and bring out the amulet from my pocket. I am sorry, but tit looked so shiny and I had to add it too my collection. I feel have an feeling of being attacked and I duck just for the blade to go inches over my bunny ear. I turn around to see an skelton coming for another swing and I jump backwards. As his arm is exposed I grab it and hip toss him over me. As he hits the ground I grab his sword and drive it through his bone head. The skeleton falls into grains of sand and I try to grab some. It dissolves and vanishes as I grab it. 

Before I can celebrate, I scoot back as a blade hits buy my feet. I quickly stand up and am face to face with the Skeleton pirate as rage fills his face. YOU MORTAL DARE STEAL MY PRECIOUS AMULET! NOW YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR LIFE!

Dalora watched as the skeletons came pouring into the room, the bunny ducking and moving quick to bring one down. She looked around, her magic clearly not working too well. Grabbing a present out of one of the many stacks, she ripped it open. Useless. She tossed the dinky car aside, quickly tearing through three more before giving up on that idea. A deep menacing voice sounded, looking up she seen it had came from the skeleton pirate. 

"Maybe we could come to an agreement." Dalora took a step forwards, she didn't get far as another skeleton came to stop her. As he put his hands on her she tried a bit of magic again. It still didn't work great but was enough to send the skeleton flying backwards. "I'll take that as a no." 

Knocking down a wall of gifts towards their assailants, Dalora was hoping to give them enough time to arm herself. The fallen skeletons had started to pull themselves back together. Grabbing the sword of one of the fallen before it could, she cut through him again. The skeleton pirate roared with fury, "BRING THEM TO ME MEN. BRING THEM TO THE PLANK." Dalora fought hard, sending what magic she could through the sword to knock down the skeletons. Managing to make her way to Mr BunBun she stood at his back. "These rooms contain some magical objects, we just need to find one to fight these things off." 

The fight was hard, every time they knocked one down another got back up. The skeleton pirate stood laughing, at this rate they would tire themselves out and get no where. Dalora started moving towards the door, slashing open anything she could. Suddenly she felt a tugging at her leg. Swinging the sword down the little creature barely managed to jump out of the blades way. He was squeaking at her again pointing into the maze of presents. Shaking her head Dalora grabbed BunBun and pulled him back towards the treasure room, the creature's shrieking got louder. Distracted she didn't see him until it was too late. Suddenly she was flying through the air, the skeleton had slammed into her so hard it had lifted her off her feet. Hitting the ground hard, pain coursed through her body. "You shall NEVER escape," she heard the pirate before she seem him rushing towards her.

BunBun holds the sword of the captain as he is forcing it closer to my throat. I look over to see that Dalora has been knocked down and she needs some help. I quickly slam my head into the pirate captain and then grab my head in agony. I just headbuted bone I am an idiot. The captain swings in rage as I duck back again and tackle him to the ground. 

YOU WANT THE AMULET? TAKE IT, I grab it from my pocket and bring it down with both of my hands and slam it down to the face of the skeleton over and over. I grab it once again as the head of the captain jolts back and I begin to get up. I slowly walk over, as I try to regain my strength. But then I feel the captain tackle me and I faceplant to the ground below me. The amulet flies out of my hands and down the room a bit. We exchange glances as we both try to get up. I throw an push to the skeleton that's get's him off balance that give's me enough time to dart towards the amulet. As I run, I see the amulet stop in the corner. As I was about to grab it, the small creature from before grabs it and lunges between my legs. 

I look beheind me and the captain starts to chase the little creature around the room as well. I follow shortly behind the captain and we manage to leave this room and go into an bigger room. This room looks to be mostly covered in lava. We both stop and look in horror to the lava oozing beneath us.  The small ledge barely is able to hold us and the creature takes an plunge into the lava. I close my eyes knowing he is either dead or very, very injured. As I reopen he is on a small platform that circles the large lava fountain and he sticks his tongue out at both of us. THAT FUCK, I say out loud and the captain let's out a small laugh. The captain regains his composure and asks me for a truce? I nod in agreement and we both jump down. We land in small platforms and watch as the creature starts to panicky jump to another nearby platform. 

I jump and hold my balance to the next platform as we continue to circle the large lava fountain. Come here little guy I am on your side remember, we can take the amulet back to Dalora together. He looks at me and then turns around and crosses his tiny little arms. 

Dalora managed to slowly get up, she would have a few bruises to show for her adventures in the morning. The rabbit had ran through another door, chased by the skeleton captain. A the seconds ticked on Dalora noticed the skeletons seemed to have backed off. That's strange, she thought to herself, Oh I hope Mr BunBun is ok. Scrambling towards the door, she hoped for the best. Pictures of a skeleton standing over a bloody bunny corpse ran through her head.

As she ran through the door she felt a wave of heat, so intense it stopped her in her tracks.  The room glowed red from the lava; Dalora had arrived just in time to watch BunBun jump into the lava followed by the skeleton. "BUNBUN!" She watched, surprised, as the two of them chased the creature around, the skeleton pirate no longer seemed interested in the bunny. The creature swung the amulet in front of his pursuers, as if teasing them. Looking down at the lava she took a step back again. "Bloody hell I'm not going down there." She sure hoped BunBun wouldn't ask her to.

Looking around for a way to help Dalora spotted a small pile of rocks near by and started throwing them at the creature. Maybe she could force him to move in a certain direction. She watched the spectacle unfold before her; as she pelted rocks the creature dodged them, chased by a man sized bunny and living skeleton. Not very helpful are you Dalora. Everyone thought she feared nothing, what they didn't know was fire terrified her. She may put on a brave face, but the heat could almost overwhelm her. Deciding she couldn't stand by and watch anymore Dalora slowly made her way towards them.

The captain and I jump from platform to platform as the small creature just laughs at us. We finally slow down and I start to slow as we jump off the moving platform to an larger rock. The small creature laughs, as he stares at us. I stretch out for an second before moving closer to the small bastard. Then he grabs the amulet as he drops the amulet into his mouth and swallows. I look and my eyes widen as I scream, NOOOOOOOOOOOO THE AMULET! The captain regains his rage as he pulls his sword from his holder. You caused this bunny and know I will eat you with some carrots and onions. I look in aw, now that Mister Boneface is fighting words. I look at the little creature before he conjures up an sword and throws it at me. I catch it with my right hand and get ready for combat. But we both look as the little creature transforms himself into an knight. He then pulls out his sword and we all charge at each other.

I edge my blade forward as I attack the captain and jump out of the way of the knight's blade. Then both of them come at me and I have to deflect shots from both the pirate captain and the knight. I almost fall to the lava as I am forced to jump into a smaller rock that is floating around the rock that we are currently on. I catch my breath for awhile as I see the captain and knight battling. But I see the amulet sticking out from the knight's pocket. I inch forward and try to reach without being seen. I finally am able to inch my fingers close enough and snatch the amulet. I laugh as I turn around and jump to another platform. I turn around to see both the knight and captain following me. I panic and jump to a large area, that is away from the lava. 

I walk up an rock formed staircase and up another staircase. I look down and swing at the knight who ducks underneath my blade. AH, I scream for an second before continuing up another staircase until I am above the lava. I look forward to see an long tunnel that is dimly lit by small torches. I let out an crotch chop and I continue to run. As I inch farther and farther down the tunnel I end up at another door. The door is green and I look beheind me to see the captain, and Dalora behind him. I quickly jump into the door and fall into an lush green area. I look up to see a huge oak tree and swinging monkeys. I turn around to feel the tip of an blade bump into my neck as the captain reaches for the amulet. Now just hand it over and I don't have to kill you he says as he tries to remain calm. I slowly try to stealthy move my hand to my sheaved sword and I grab it, putting it into his lower torso. 

SO now we need to get an understanding her Mister Bonehands Bitch Boy. Either you lower your weapon or I get to remove the spine from your boney body. We both let our blades free from each other, before he swings down again and the knight comes back as well. Now we all remain in combat before Dalora yells in an high pitch that causes all three of us too stop in our tracks. 

The chase continued just ahead of Dalora, as she slowly worked her way towards them. The skeletons anger could be heard echoing around the room; Dalora looked over and seen the creature had transformed and the clash of steel rung out. She watched the strange dance they seemed to be doing; it would be comical if Dalora wasn't so close to the action. BunBun seemed to see an escape and headed towards a staircase; Dalora sighed with resignation and changed direction.

If only they would stop for a minute, Dalora thought to herself. They were too far ahead of her, unless they stopped again she was unlikely to catch up, and there were no handy stones lying around to pelt at them. Stopping to think for a minute she wondered how else she could get their attention when she had, what she thought, was a wonderful idea.

Jumping from platform to platform she kept her eye on the men, if they could all be called that, scramble up the staircases, waiting for her opportunity. As they stopped to battle on one of the staircases, Dalora rushed forward until she was within their view. The creature seemed to notice her. Fanning herself with her hand she looked at them hoping she looked desperate enough.

"Oh…"

In spectacular fashion Dalora threw her hands in the air and crumpled to the ground, the smell of heat and sulphur increased as dust settled back down around her. They are taking too long! She was sure it would have worked, she had witnessed many young ladies back in her home country perform the same dramatic action. Many men had flocked to them to check on them, even though Dalora knew they done if for the attention. Pushing herself onto her knees she watched disappointed and confused as the continued to fight before running off.

"What in the blazing hell? What sort of gentleman…"

Her clothes were dirty now and she was becoming irritated, she ran up the staircase just in time to see them disappear into the tunnel. Emerging from the other side Dalora watched as the fight continued, she could of course join in and help the bunny, but she had had enough. She was covered in mud and blood and was bruised, she had only wanted to lead Mr BunBun on a little trip and now it had turned into a full blown battle. Channelling her grandmother she used 'that tone', the one every child recognises, and yells.

"YOU WILL STOP RIGHT THIS MINUTE! WHO LETS A LADY LIE FALLEN? LOOK AT ME!"

She moved towards them with purpose, grabbing a branch which had fallen from a nearby tree and swinging it menacingly in front of her.

"You may not be the most honest men in the world. Mobsters and pirates and petty thieves. But NEVER have I seen such inconsiderate behaviour. You should all be ashamed of yourselves."

Dalora, placing her hands on her hips, looked at them one by one waiting for some sort of acknowledgement.

I look at Dalora and then at the pirate. I am confused, yet intrigued at how sexy Dalora can be when she is all sassy. Stop it BunBun, I think to myself, before feeling the back of an sword nail me in the back of the head. I fall forward and the amulet falls from my hand. The pirate then seeing his opportunity quickly grabs the amulet and runs off. I grab the back of my head and feel blood hit my fingertips. I look at Dalora for a second and say. Sorry, before I rush down the forest after the amulet. I can hear Dalora slamming his foot down on the ground, but I need to at least get the amulet back. 

I run as fast as my little bunny feet can take me and I see the two fighting near a cemetery. There is an cemetery in the middle of the forest, this realm is fucking off. I slide down the side of the mountain and I land gracefully on the bottom. No I land and slip, hitting my head on a nearby tombstone. I get up and wipe my suit pants down an bit. I quickly sprint forward and try to catch up. As I run in, I duck under a swing by the knight who is formerly the little creature. 

I then block the sword blow of the captain and throw his blade back at him. I push out my leg and push the knight back to give me enough room to comfortably establish any sort of defense. But again it's an even contest and it is not going to end soon. But finally, I get an good hit, as the blade slams into the right side of the skeleton's head, causing him to jolt back and he is thrown to the ground. He seems to be down and seems to be stunned at least for know. So know the knight and I circle for mere seconds before the knight goes for an overhand swing. But I quickly roll to the side and the sword completely misses me. I then get up and slam the sword to the inner thigh and then he drops to his knees. I then hold out my hand and put the sword to the chin of the knight. I then inch the knight until he is back onto his feet. I swing the sword down and stop as soon as Dalora steps within the swords range.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING DALORA? Let me finish this little shit and we can get the amulet back. Dalora looks down at the little creature and then back at me. How can I trust you? You already took my amulet and wanted to keep it for yourself Bunny.