Santa Squishy appears in a puff of smoke with a grin upon his face. "Well done my friends - Voldemort is beaten back from this place, and we have a bit of breathing space! But before we can strike to end his life, some research is required on this night. Join me in the coffee shops all today, where you will be quizzed and tested with a few minutes delay!" Santa Squishy spins on the spot and touches his toes as he lets out an almighty fart. He disappears in a puff of glittery, and slightly smelly, smoke - the only thing left is a piece of paper that says:

#XmasTrivia

A few tidbits worth reading:

Your IRC Client will display what you say instantly when you press enter to submit it, but, it still takes time to get to the bot to read it.  In that time, someone may have already got their answer in, even though your screen *appears* that you won

There are a few repeated joke answers for easy wins, however, answering it too fast may cause the bot to think you a script and it may ban you.  So, do not paste the repetitive joke answer too fast, no one will be around to unban you from the bot if you trigger the WPM too fast script.

Claim your codes soon, all codes will be purged from the system this weekend, BUT, if some how the trivia goes faster than anticipated, it may loop around and give out codes that have not been claimed yet - so claim them quickly.

The triviabot has a very primitive spell check, sometimes it works well, sometimes it doesn't. Don't get angry if it does not recognize your misspelling.

Some questions may contain an error, or be formatted incorrectly.  We are unable to stop the bot to correct this.  Keep calm and carry on.

Have fun!