Pull? The only thing I pull in the Gwarble will be the disappearing act when it's just Gwarble and I alone in the office.

Firefly out.

Crazy_Innocence, it doesn't work like that. You need to tune in to how Gwarble thinks. You see, if you die, the chances are that FireFly will die with you. If he dies, we get him off the staff immediately after what has been an unmitigated debutorial disaster and without him crying all over the next issue. So you see, you might get off the list if you shoot FireFly (today), but I can't necessarily guarantee it. Worth a try though.

Very Good issue, thanks once agian Gwarble.

Wandering up to the stand he picked up a copy of the paper and sat at a nearby cafe to enjoy the morning and the read. Chuckling several times and almost spraying the person on the next table with coffee, he enjoyed the paper immensely. Finishing his coffee and starting a smoke he got up and walked back to the stand to pass on his huge gratitude at the veritable avalanche of belly laughs he'd been treated to.

Yeah, was ok that.

Colin could not tear his gaze from the crayons and paper he was scribbling on furiously. He barely seemed to notice Tyrion lauding the paper in such a rich poetic tone, instead making short grunting noises from the concentration he was exerting on his paper. Tyrion looked over to see what he was working on. It was impossible to determine. Resigned to his own lack of artistic understanding, Tyrion wandered off with the paper under his arm.

yeah do what hoopi says

Could have been worse Hoopi. I could have been a lazy tyke and filed my nails in the corner like an absolute queer.

That was originally directed at you, but on second thoughts most of the staff could fit that profile. Clearly not me though.

Clearly not.

Sitting down at the local coffee shop, Don_G lights a cigarette and ponders what to do to pass his time. He picks up what seems to be yesterdays paper and begins reading.

So this is the famous Gwarble Barble, I now see why people hold such an esteemed value to it. Thank you for this amazing issue.   

Rogerz reads through the paper and enjoys every bit of it. The whole thing was very well written and he wouldn't expect any less from such a talented bunch.

I hope these papers keep on coming out. They are great and I always like to read through all the great articles in here.

The Barble used to be great, but things have just been going downhill since issue II.

Thanks for another shining example of mediocrity

I'm sure you are actually the one to thank for an example of mediocrity, Malf.

I hnoestly beleive that this paper is a paper that shines above all expectations of any mob newspaper previous to it. Three cheers to Gwarble's Barble!

A two-day old thug with no tattoos wearing the suit he was born in?  ...Yeah, I guess that is pretty mediocre.

No. It's the two day thug attempting to criticize hard work by somebody else while providing nothing of his own to prove his worth what I find mediocre.

I like this Barble.

I will be sure to purchase the next issue good sir.

Another fantastic read Gwarble. I am a regular reader of your paper and you never fail to leave me in fits of laughter. I look forward to the next paper.

Looks like the Gwarble deathlist strikes again!