A flyer hangs prominently on a lamp post in downtown New York City. "Hmmm, what is this I wonder?" you think to yourself as you walk over to take a closer look. A wave of fear washes over you for some odd inexplicable reason as you approach. The feeling of terror grows inside you deep in the pit of your stomach the closer you get to the flyer. You suddenly realize that this is no ordinary flyer, but rather a terrifying advertisement for a haunted house!!!!!!! "Is that blood that this flyer has been written in?" you wonder to yourself in horror. It is! You urinate in your pants slightly. Fear has gripped and consumed you, yet you cannot manage to look away from the advertisement

Anselmo's Haunted Hell House! Come one, come all if you dare! Located in the New York City Business District (the SCARY part of the district)

Donations Welcome

Gooseflesh covers you as you imagine how frightening a place this new business must be. You are afraid to read on, yet you do anyway because you are so intrigued.

(bold print written in blood)

Let Anselmo take you on a tour through the nightmarish mansion known as the Haunted Hell House. Donations of all amounts are accepted. Your generosity will determine the level of TERROR you will experience. Those with deep pockets willing to contribute substantial donations will be chilled to the bone with fear, waking up in the middle of the night with bad dreams and cold sweat. It will be an evening you will never forget. It will haunt you for all eternity. Even the most hardened, cold-blooded mobsters will be left shaking in their fine Italian boots after taking a stroll through the Haunted Hell House

(fine print)

Small donations will get you the two-bit low rent shitty tour. No refunds.

You stand there frozen in fright, unable to move. Lightning crashes, startling you back to reality. You tremble with fear at the thought of The Haunted Hell House. You immediately fly to New York's Business District and give Anselmo large sums of money to take one of his terrifying tours.

MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! (evil scary laughter)

Rox stands there reading the flyer and evil grin crosses her red lips the more she read the more excited she becomes, loving the thought of the terror, blood, guts, and gore that could be waiting for her in New York she pushes her bag further up on her shoulder and head toward the nearest airport, as she mumbles to herself.

"This better be worth the trip Anselmo, if I get there and its just a bunch of jack in the boxes, witch whistles, and people saying BOO I am going to be so pissed!"

Making her way through the airport Rox grabs her ticket, swaying along quickly to the plane hoping she is soon to meet the true master of horror.

Walking around , violet suddenly stops when she heard a creepy voice over the crowd. She saw that it is Anselmo promoting promoting his haunted house to anyone who cares to listen. She felt goosebumps , and she imagine all those words he had uttered. A scary mansion, it will be funny if she tricked her partner Nickje in going there and screaming like a ninny, that story will be a laughingstock at the headquarters.  Violet giggled as she just imagine all those things.

Anselmo, anselmo, just wait for a second. Violet runs as she saw Anselmo turning his back and fixing his paraphernalias.

 Can I give the ticket as a present to a good friend, you know so that he will not forget my birthday present for him? She patiently waits for Anselmo's reply, while she counts her extra cash.

Yes violet I would be more than happy to provide you with a gift certificate for your Friend. Of course, I would not be giving any gift passes away for free. After all, you and I both know my bloodline is known for being notoriously....

Anselmo pauses and waits for violet to finish his sentance for him

Ah, well it certainly isn't halloween, but this Haunted Mansion seems like my kind of place. I'll be sure to bring my wife and kids

Violet thinks of an appropriate word to describe Anselmo's line.......cheap? close fisted? hmmm generous, but after thinking that she almost gag.

But of course my dearest friend, I am going to pay for that ticket just to give this friend of mine a gift he will never ever forget!

Takes a look on her purse, and having a little difficulty trying to see some coins she dumps all of the contents of her small purse. The onlookers did not seem to know what to make of violet in doing that thing at the street. They just look at the contents and saw, a compact powder, lip balm, lip gloss, some medicine, a voodoo doll  ( a what!) , a piece of paper and ballpen and some assortments that only a female will think it is necessary to bring.

Guess I have no cash today, but if you can just tell me how much will it cost me to buy that magnificent gift certificate, I will tell my accountant to do business with your office right away.

No worries violet. I trust that you are good for it. I will make sure that your Friend receives a tour that is both horrifying and thrilling. As to how much a standard gift certificate costs, the amount is solely up to the donor.

In the meantime, your Friend Nickje is welcome to claim the free tour whenever he chooses. I will let him know that the comp is on behalf of your generosity. Have your accountant be in touch with mine. Or give me that voodoo doll in your purse and we'll call it even.

Anselmo hands violet a gift certificate as the onlookers on the streets look down at the sidewalk in sadness wishing they had a friend that would buy them gift certificates to Anselmo's Haunted Hell House.

*DessyStackz sits on the stoop staring at Ansemo promoting*

*says to myself* I wonder if this is actually worth going? I do love horror movies and events.

Hey, bite ya tongue for a set buddy. So, can you tell me more about this place of horror, I want the chills, and the silent fear to overcome me, and just in case other mafiosos are there, can I keep my SMG close?

For me to go into any more detail regarding my Haunted House would be doing both my patrons and myself a disservice. While I believe that doing adequate promotion is necesary for any and all events and ventures of this nature, I am confident that the testimony of my past clientele will be more than enough to convince people to come to my place of business. "Word of mouth" can be a powerful promotional vehicle, Mr. DessyStackz. Ask around and I am sure you will get all the information you need, my Friend. My accountant will be standing by for your donation.

I took the tour of Anselmo's Haunted House. I haven't slept since. Maybe its from the gas bubbling in my stomach, or prehaps its from the nightmares his horror house caused. There's only one way to find out, take the tour and see if you sleep at night.

My dear friend Anselmo, I look forward to visiting this establishment of yours. It sounds like a solid endeavor, through and through.

Are there any plans in the works for opening up a branch in the up and coming crime metropolis that is Succasunna, NJ?