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| The OJ approach: Las Vegas | Started by: Sal_Giaquinto on Dec 18, '07 01:40 |
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Note: This thread is based on a true story. I don't know the fella personally, but I hear he has a nasty temper. He likes his coffee black and his women bitter, or did I get that backwards... either way. It all started... with a THUD. What came first, the briefcase hitting the table that faithful December 14th or the dreams of RonMexico's corpse colliding with the cold and moist cement? One, RonMexico... 666 Rocky Mountain Drive is... quite dead. Why, Where and How? Now... for this satire, this exploration into the psyche... before we can answer such a question. We must understand the prime mover in this equation... Residing on 667 Rocky Mountain Drive, I'd like to introduce Lazzlo Alfieri! PPS: You will not get a refund for time wasted. |
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First off, I didn't kill RonMexico. But if I were to have killed RonMexico, here's how I would have done it. I would've convinced the former Las Vegas crewleader into believing that halloween was making a second appearance this year. Once that was done, I'd put him into a false sense of alarm in the fact that he didn't have a costume. If he went costumeless on halloween II his street rep would be ruined. Thankfully, I would've had a cunning idea. I would've handed him the carpet costume that I would have at hand, as my good pal would be skipping second halloween and therefore he wouldn't need his costume. I would dress RonMexico up as a carpet and have him pose in various places during 2nd halloween, to scare people. Just as he was lying in the middle of the street, a double decker bus full of Japanese tourists would have driven by, crushing the seemingly random placed carpet in the middle of the road beneath it. But I didn't kill RonMexico. So I wouldn't know how he died. |
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| Reply by: Alfieri at Dec 18, '07 01:48 | |
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Zig-Zag decided to say something here. I did? Yes, you did. Now, say something here. Something here. You bloody smart ass. Now, would you just explain to them what is on your mind. A voice is on my mind. It won't quit talking to me. Zig-Zag raised his gun to his head and pulle.... OK FINE! Jeesh, you're so temperamental. If I were to guess what killed Mr. Mexico. I'd blame it on a damn voice in his head. Oh ha,ha, hardy ha ha. Thought you'd get a kick out of that. Zig-Zag kicks a near by mailbox and breaks his toe, for the third time. OUCH! WHY MUST YOU DO THAT! *chuckles* Zig-Zag limps away. |
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| Reply by: Zig-Zag at Dec 18, '07 01:55 | |
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| I can see it now. Many Japenese tourists taking pictures of our dead R-petmexico. The news would have a field day, and the look on the tourists faces would be priceless. | |
| Reply by: BanditKeith at Dec 18, '07 05:45 | |
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